Thread: Can anyone make me laugh?

I use to be a stoner when i was a teenager. I'll tell you about my experience when i remember

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

why did hitler commit suicide? cuz he got the gas bill.

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Nope.

i need a good laugh too...

ive had a terrible day. i just had a huge fight with my girlfriend whom ive been dating for a year. i need a good laugh to take my mind off things. god! fights are so stupid. she called me a pedophile and i seriously got offended by that. then i said some hurtful things i didnt mean like "thats a pretty big word for an 8 year old!"

idk. i need to laugh too...

An old southern lady was driving along when she came to a bridge. A man was about to jump and take his life so she pulled up behind him and rolled down the window.

"Don't jump, think of your parents!" She said
"I don't have any parents, I'm going to jump!"

Next she said, "Don't jump, think of your wife and kids!"
"I don't have a wife or kids, I'm gonna jump!"

Next she said, "Well think of what Robert E Lee would do!"
"Who's Robert E Lee?" he asked
"Oh, bless your heart you dumb a$$ yankee, go ahead and jump!"

I'm sorry I can't make you laugh....

yes well... its gonna cost you