OK I know this is a weird topic, but I'm just really quite curious because I'm not a man.

Is it just a luck of the draw type thing or did it just happen one day? I am starting to think a "normal" straight penis is not really normal. because a nice one is hard to come by.

Ladies, does it creep you out when it's crooked?
Or Veiny?


Perfect ones are nice but too many veins and pointing straight up or down is completely strange to me. Is that normal or did something happen? what the heck causes it?