hey guys its mildred!
so i used my grandmas ultra thigh scratcher with gooseberry sent
and sooths them really good
but one day i go to the pee wee ice rink
and i brought my thigh scratcher while i was ice skating
and i was rubing it on my thighs
then all of sudden this pee wee started staring at me and threw panties at me
and took my thigh scratcher
now i am very depressed it seat in my apartment criss cross stylerubbing my thighs

but its not as amazing as the thigh scratcher
what whould i do!?
xoxo <3 mildred
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