There is a Gerbal stuck in my butt, and it is dead. Okay, seriously I'm really...

[BrianinCanada]

...scared this is not a joke HELP? but I cannot get the gerbal out. Tony and I were gerbilling Friday night, and I put a gerbal in a condom and tony put it in my butt, the gerbal go out of the condom at like midnight, I cannot get it out!! Please help, it's been dead for 2 days and it smells something fierce. Is there like some astro glide or some high bran fiber i can eat to get it out??? Please help!!

[HeatherSmith]

yeah, go to the ER. the gerbil rotting inside you might make you sick, so you should see a doctor. and don't do it again, okay?