Thread: Please help me! am i gonna die??!?!?

when i was masturbateing after i was done,this purple slime came out? IT WAS DARK PURPLE???!? what is this !!!! please help me real quick!

and my dick is 15 in......wtf?

ALIEN CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ewwwwww

maybe you are menstruating?

okay, on a more serious note, look it up on google.
and
call your doctor.

i dunno....hope ya don't die tho.....i mean cuz that wouldn't be cool.......u kno that........i would go 2 a doctor and get it checked out-but thats just me. ha