I am 16 years old male. I am a virgin and I don't screw around (so this problem isn't any sexually transmitted disease). I think I have hemorrhoids. There is like two dark red and white lumps around my anus (sorry if I'm grossing anyone out) and they feel hard. They are pretty painful, I can't walk and sit properly. I was wondering what is the fastest way to get rid of them. The reason for my rush is not just because they are quite painfull and annoying but also I have a tennis tournament in about 3 days and I don't want let my teammates down because of this. So is there any home treatment or things to avoid that can help make my problem better?