Thread: Constipation..?

i'm down with some pretty serious constipation people
this is embarrassing, so i'll get on with it

i've had this stool for a good three/four days now
it's very hard, and large
my muscles down there won't stretch enough to allow it to pass
and obviously, after over half a week
it's really beginning to hurt
i've tried umpteen times to pass it, but it hurts too much and my sphincter tightens, which of course means it won't pass

and of course
after such a time
the paperwork is really beginning to build up

= leakage

i need some advice here guys, if it doesn't clear soon i'm off to the GP anyway. i just need a temporary way of dealing with it

many thanks

Emema or Goldenseal.

Eat two bean burritos from Taco Bell. This will clear you right up. You might want to wear some goggles when you do finally go.

go to your local Walgreen's and buy a bottle of " Citrate of Magnesia " . Chug the whole bottle , I guarantee you will be singing " Hallelueah " in 4 - 6 hours .