I am an albino prick. I look like a cross between Alex Higgins and a snooker cue. I bought a Filipino and can’t even get her pregnant with IVF treatment. I’ve inherited schizophrenia from my mother and I believe I’m a tiger. I sit around growling and for the last 10 years I’ve been reminding people what a pest I am. Other then that I like to criticize others. Do you think I need a change of direction in my life?