Thread: I just cheated on my wife while hiking the Appalachian trail, should I move to

South Carolina? The Christian Republicans there seem to forgive and forget. What do you think? Maybe I can run for office too!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sc-voters-forgive-sanford-for-appalachian-trail-af,32354/

SC Voters Forgive Sanford For ‘Appalachian Trail’ Affair

Only if you wore a condom

The christian republicans only forgive their own. They were ready to lynch Bill Clinton but re-elected Sen Vitters with no regards to his actions.

I didn't vote for Sanford. I don't even live in that state.

Oh whatever, people aren't meant to be monogamous anyway.

No but if you email pictures of your penis to young women on line, like Anthony Weiner did with his Weiner, then you can run for mayor of New York and the Democrats will cheer you on.

Even after resigning his congressional seat former Congressman Pee Wee Herman is fit to run New York.

Well, it just goes to show that when the Democrats put up a completely pathetic candidate, even a fool like that doesnt look so bad.

The Appalachian Trail leads to Deliverance.

You might want to move to Argentina instead.

I was cheating with your wife so no need to worry