Thread: funny xbox live bio?

what is one

i am a hairy Comunist. I lived in Moscow, Russian Federation for many years, until i traded my home for a Kalishnicov(AK-47). But sadly I wasted all my amunition by shooting protitutes and gays... So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria

if i looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, than its fuckin beef

Mine is:
I don't know much about pie...

But you make my banana cream

So what if I'm fat alone my dad is dead my mom is a psycho I have a sibling who thinks he's an acorn my uncle is a mass murderer my grandfather is a strange man who touches me, my best friend is a tree my IQ is 12, I live with my sister lost my virginity to my grandmother I work part time as a hooker I have the potential of a lima bean my hero is Jeffrey Dahmer my boyfriend dumped me because my penis is tiny I have one eye one testicle and a hitler mustache but HEY I STILL HAVE FEELINGS!!!!1!!!

★★★┏━┳┳┳┳━┳┳┓★★★ ★★★┃ㅁ┃↓┃┃←┫↑┫★★★ ★★★┗┓┣━┻┻━┻┻┛★★★ ★★★★┗┛★★★★★★★★★★ ★★┏━━┓★★★★★★★★★★ ★★┃┣━╋━┳━┳━┳━┓★★ ★★┣━┫┃←┫ㅁ┃ㅁ┃┗┫★★ ★★┗━━┻━┻━┫┏┻━┛★★ ★★★★★★★★★┗┛★★★★★

press b for bio

Mine is:
When I was 12 I didn't play Xbox, I played and traded pokemon cards.

My Friends is,
Tresspassers on my Bio will be shot... because i am afraid of what you might find out about me... Like i used to be a girl... a very... ugly girl... my dad had me get a sex change so i would at least look like a decent boy, but i still think he is dissapointed with me because he never looks at me and when he does he always squints and wrinkles his face... I have no friends irl because i dunno how to act like a boy so evryone thinks im Gay!!! My only friends are my chickens...

Like Hitler, I have a million kills and only one death, I camp more than Anne Frank, and get more care packages than Haiti. O, and i get more first blood's than the eigth grade girls' bathroom