Thread: Would you try this new "birth pain management" gizmo?

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
> amazing new high-tech wireless machine that would transfer a portion of
> the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
> interested, Both said they were very much in favour of it.
>
> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
> that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
> experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine
> and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch..
> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
>
> The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
> husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
>
> At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued
>
> to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the

> wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
> the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
> pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were
> ecstatic.
>
> When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
>

HAHAHAHA on oldie but a goodie...welcome back btw!

lol, is this the new take away question?

10 out of 10

Wouldn't try it - I rather like my postman....

10 out of 10

Wouldn't try it - I rather like my postman....