I know they must be cheap, since Blu-Ray has kind of taken its place. I'm going to replace my Xbox 360 Elite sometime in the near future, but I need something to watch my porn on so I need a replacement for the Xbox. I'm not looking for anything fancy, just something efficient that works well. I'm a little short on cash these days, but if I had to, I would save for one.

The only exception I'll make for "nothing fancy" is a portable DVD player, but not one with a god-awful small screen.