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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About DIVORCED
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#232
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I was at a works party a few years back and everybody was getting incredibly drunk except me as I was driving. I decided to leave early as I was getting somewhat bored, on the way out I bumped in to one of the girls from in the office, she was REALLY HOT and ultimatly plastered, struggling to even stand. I quickly had a look around the lobby of the hotel where the party was and realised that nobody was in site so decided I would offer her a lift home, hoping on the way she would 'try something on'. Well, she didn't try anything in the car but did invite me in to her house. When we got in the house and started to drink coffee on her sofa we started to kiss and she went down on me, however half way through she fell asleep. My member was still standing to attention and I was somewhat sexually frustrated so I 'finished myself off' all over her face and quickly left. She was left absolutly covered if you know what I mean.
The next morning at work I saw the girl crying and talking to a group of other workers and shat myself, even more so when I was shouted to go over by one of the workers and he had a concerned look on his face. I stood and listened with a fake shocked look on my face whilst the girl told the story of how she got trashed the night before at the works party and had no memory of getting home and worse still how she'd woke up the next morning on the sofa covered in seamen. Everybody offered sympathy whilst I stood and reflected back on the event feeling like a porn star.
Did I feel guilty, yes. Would I do it again given the same chance, hell yeah it looked great when I splashed her face and watched it dribble from her chin!
I have problems I know, it's not like it'll happen again.
Yes, I still see the girl in the office.
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#177
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I'm a sophomore in college and I'm so scared that I'll be emotionally hurt by people that I have no friend. I had a boyfriend last year, but he abused me, emotionally and sexually. He took away all the friends that I did make. He left me a hollow shell of what I was. Now I sit alone in my dorm room wishing for someone to tell me they care.
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#186
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i want him to love me so bad! i want him to die for me! i want him to destroy his entire life for me! actually it would be enough if he just knows that i exist... i'm pathetic!
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#194
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she wants to experiment, but i think i have a crush on her and i have since i met her
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#244
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I am a golden boy image with good looks and in an expensive private college but i have seen myself described perfectly in the biographies of serial killers. i enjoy stalking people at night and the feeling of power and control when i instill fear into them. i sneak into my cousins room and feel her bras and imagine doing her. im a virgin but im in the army and am now an expert sniper and SAW machine gunner so i feel powerfull and all i ever think about is killing the ppl i hate. the more innocent ppl are the more i feel like hurting them. i would hold knifes up to cats and my brothers neck and im glad i didnt do it. i secretly admire hitler and germany and was almost caught by my mom when she found a paper i had thrown away that said hate the ni**er and jew. she brought it up in front of the whole family but i said it was a prank on a friend. i once wrote a diary entry that mirrored eric harris's.
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#173
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i love pretending to be someone im not in internet chatrooms, its all harmless i just like the fact i can make up my whole life
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#267
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Get Off The Computer ...
I was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new concept for me.
I was busily typing some notes we just discussed and it had been a while since we had said anything to each other. Just then my wife walked in to tell me that she was going to bed - she was completely naked. She said that if I would get off of the computer, she would get me off in bed.
Suddenly, over the speakers, my coworker blurted, 'Oh my God!'
I swear that I had completely forgotten about the camera being on. My wife thinks I set her up. I honest did not.
I didn't help when Brent said, 'Nice tits, Amanda. (She and Brent know each other).
I can only imagine what will be said at the office tomorrow.
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#25
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i love him and i will never be able to tell him because i'm too scared it's going to ruin how well things are going. damn you long distance.
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#102
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I do a lot of things, sexwise, for my boyfriend. Part of me doing it all is because I like to be a little adventurous. The other part is to please him. Damn it, if I could be bothered with the outfits and the STDs, I'd make a very good whore.
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#295
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I picture my gay friend naked ..........................
i wish he was strait, i just wana jump him and have a mac attack :P
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#298
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im a 16 year old pedophile when i was at a friends house we let some of the neighborhood kids go on her trampoline and i was talking to one of the little gives and all i could think about was how i would love to fuck her. she was only 9 years old
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#185
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My fiancee left me 4 months ago and I still miss her every fucking day.
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#41
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sometimes I hate my best friend because I'm afraid that my boyfriend will start liking her instead of me.
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#214
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I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.
Well do you know how they deal with it?
They fuck me.
Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth.
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#140
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I almost killed myself on Thanksgiving. The one thing that stopped me and always will is the pain I would cause my child. I suffer from depression and am to ashamed to get help.
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#235
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I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.
Well do you know how they deal with it?
They fuck me.
Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth.
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#72
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the only guys i like are guys that do drugs
i hate that they do drugs,
but they have great personalities and are really cute
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#274
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For a while my life has been crap and i've thought alot about suicide. then i read this:
I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
This guy is the only reason i'm alive. I live everyday for him and breath every breath for him. i hope he doesn't die. that girl is stupid and you/he deserves someone who cares, i hope he finds that.
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#147
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I pretend to like you, at least to your face - but in truth, I hate you. You make me miserable, and all you care about is yourself. You're an obcessive, biggoted asshole. I'm only saying this here so I don't flip and say these things to you directly, and then REALLY HURT YOU.
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#158
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im so broken. i have an addictiove personality. im a lost cause. if your good looking & show any interest in me. i'll have sex with you. its an insecurity thing. if i could quit choking on my finger long enough to ask for help . then i might get saved. if im not drunk. then im tabbed out . i need some serious help
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#217
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Im miss my ex- i miss her everyday, i dumped her to go out with a girl who lived closer that i knew was a bitch.
I wish i hadn't.
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#164
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He just found out he has cancer. He needs his friends now more than ever. But I secretly hope that they all desert him so that I can be the hero.
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#93
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I know that things with her aren't going to last.
It makes me feel cheap, stupid, used, and conned.
So why am I choosing her over you?
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#120
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i want to break up with my current boyfriend. i hate being alone so i'll stay with him until someone else comes along. i am not in love with him. he loves me. he's more of a nuissance than anything else.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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