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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About DEATH
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#291
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i don't trust my friend, i think he lied to me.
Jerk.
This world is fucked up something fierce.
Dont let me find her.
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#59
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I wish I could have wild orgies all the time. Why can't girls just put their mouth on my ding dong?
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#256
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i often go to gget things pierced just becasue i am so sexuallly attracteed to the man who is a piercer. Me and my friend often conspire ways to rape and/or propose marrriage to him. we even fight about it sometimes. my fantasy is to have him change my vaginal piercing so that he will stimulate it and i can ejacualte all over him. i would then giggle and say whooops while i bat my eyes girlishly.
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#93
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I know that things with her aren't going to last.
It makes me feel cheap, stupid, used, and conned.
So why am I choosing her over you?
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#308
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When a person who is as dumb as you makes any post, of course we can all tell that they are your posts. It's not an obsession, but more or less a means to expose you for what you are: a liar, a cheater, a whore, etc. Do your country a favor and move to Canada or something. The US is filled with enough dumb fucks and don't need you to add to it.
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#230
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i hate my wife so much that i sometimes imagine an entire life without her, or what my life would have been like if i'd never met her. i've been flirting with several female co-workers, and when i have sex with my wife i imagine i'm doing them instead. one in particular has a nice, tight little ass and i imagine that i'm fucking it when i'm fucking my wife's pussy because my wife would never do anything like that--she's a prude.
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#108
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my boyfriend showed me pictures of this girl he used to have a crush on in highschool when they held their highschool reunion. it was a little crush, like one innocent little crush out of many he has probably had in the past, but jesus fuck if i'm not comparing myself to her physically now. it makes me depressed.
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#91
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i absolutely hate you amy. especially your giant nose
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#263
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I hate dick. Call me lesbian, I don't care, only women can satisfy my needs
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#236
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I recently moved with my family to a different state, but I was kind of used to it already, as we had owned a condo there and vacationed there regularly. Now, about three months into the new school year (I'm a freshman in high school), I've just realized that almost everybody I have befriended so far uses either narcotics or tabacco. I am deathly afraid that I will be a pothead by the time I'm out of school, or that I won't have any friends/girlfriends until then either, as I refuse to go out with anyone who smokes.
The only undiluted part of my life left is music and the internet. I'm miserable.
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#275
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My boyfriend fell in love with my best friend, though he never cheated on me, he pushed the boundaries about as far as possible. I love him so much, and Im not mad at him. But I am furious with her... why?
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#248
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there was a popular girl at my skool, who always said the ugly girl was pretty, i want to punch her nose and fuck it up even more, stupid slag.
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#224
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i'm a single mother. i want to be in love. but i love sex. i like it kinky, i like it sweet, i like it dirty, i like it clean, i like it rough, i like it nice. would you like me to call you daddy?
i'm an intelligent, motivated, cutie pie. my armpits stink after driving long distances in the car. i have such a ghetto booty, for a white girl. i hustle smiles. i don't lie. i like to get high and have every day for the past 5 years. i hope i don't get a random drug test at work!! sushi and coffee (but not together) are the best aphrodisiacs in the world!!! i love to go out and show off my venemous booshine. my hair is naturally curly and i get tired of the compliments. is that so wrong??? i'm just trying to LIVE.
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#279
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when i was 13 i went down on a girl for the first time and then molested my best friend when she spent the night. I am a girl and i love other girls but am too afraid to admit it to anyone.
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#237
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Once I complained about my horrible keyboarding teacher, about what a moron she is, and the next day she was in the hosptial for 3 months getting her uterus taken out.
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#287
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I'm insanely in love with this guy who rejected me, hit me like a brick. Anyhoot, i think he was playing me, but i was at knowing these things so i wouldnt really know for sure.. In any case, im still crazy for him even if he just wants to be friends. I guess ill have to live with that, in life, you dont always get a choice, in my case
.. i never do
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#310
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I dont know if I am a jerk.I puked in the middle of a french kiss and my girlfriend 's mouth was full it.
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#267
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Get Off The Computer ...
I was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new concept for me.
I was busily typing some notes we just discussed and it had been a while since we had said anything to each other. Just then my wife walked in to tell me that she was going to bed - she was completely naked. She said that if I would get off of the computer, she would get me off in bed.
Suddenly, over the speakers, my coworker blurted, 'Oh my God!'
I swear that I had completely forgotten about the camera being on. My wife thinks I set her up. I honest did not.
I didn't help when Brent said, 'Nice tits, Amanda. (She and Brent know each other).
I can only imagine what will be said at the office tomorrow.
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#307
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You're so obsessed with this thing... have you noticed that most of these posts are mine?
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#132
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I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
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#13
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sometimes i feel like im not good enough to be a vet. i'm halfway through vet school and everyones marks are alot better than mine
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#63
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i can't handle life and i tried to get help
but my parents think i'm just overreacting and that people make up depression
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#217
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Im miss my ex- i miss her everyday, i dumped her to go out with a girl who lived closer that i knew was a bitch.
I wish i hadn't.
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#163
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she isnt your child, and I accept you will never see her as such. you say she gives you sneers and attitude when I am not looking, but she is only three.
your four year old little girl does the EXACT same stuff to me when you arent looking, I am not sure if you dont see it or pretend not to.
when I bring it up you act as if I am defending my childs behaviour by pointing out the other ones faults. I am merely saying that it is normal in a family that is trying to blend together.
I love you more than life itself and if we are to continue our engagement and get married, we need to work this out. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you, but I cannot have you hating my child just because she didnt come out of your womb.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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