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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About DAUGHTER
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#7
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I've realized that I'm in love with my friend who is married. I will never tell him.
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#87
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i've slept with more guys than you think:
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and i've messed around with:
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a
it's all in the past, but i'll never tell you because we are getting married and no one wants to marry a slut.
ps - one of those was your own brother, and his dick is bigger than yours. i'm sorry
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#29
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i hate myself the more i'm around you. you make me feel like crap because you love me and i don't know why. you are such a good person so i try to keep up but i keep on failing. loving you causes me to tear myself down, but if i end it because of that reason, then i'm ending it because i want to believe i'm not a bad person. now that i know it, i can't forget it.
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#136
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i carved my ex's name into my arm again. then i felt guilty, so i cut my current boyfriend's name on my other arm.
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#60
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i wish i could stop feeling guilt about things that happened so so long ago.
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#64
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I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends.
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#135
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I found out my girlfriend had a 3some in the past and now I cant get the picture out of my head of 2 guys fucking her....
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#190
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every time something i've been looking forward to goes wrong i start to become really paranoid that all my friends hate me. and then i start hating them becoz i dnt wanna be one of those clingy ppl. but they never realise i h8 them n den we all do sumtin fun n i'm bak to bein happy n lovin them. it drives me crazy and i think i may have a chemical inbalance. whatever it is i'm fairly fucked up.
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#191
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I'm a failure at life. I failed school, failed college (in an attempt to actually get some qualifications), failed at work, and failed to start my own business.
Still, I haven't failed in smoking cones
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#91
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i absolutely hate you amy. especially your giant nose
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#189
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My grilfriend thinks she might be pregnant and it dosen't scare me. It just makes me wonder what kind of person I will become and weather or not I'll like myslef.
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#293
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I had an ex whom I was on and off with for a little over 3 years and before our relationship ended I got tired of his b.s. so I hooked up with another guy which was supposed to be a casual fling but I ended up falling for him so I dumped my then boyfriend for him a little after two years I got pregnant with our first child which was all good but the problem was that I got pregnant in June but I wasn't sure if my baby was his or my ex's...
Yeah, he came looking for me and shit he's still hot so I did him one time.
My baby looks different from our other 2 girls but every one says that she looks just like her daddy although I don't see it aside from the lips...
I just pray to God that he is my babygirls daddy.
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#8
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I dumped my ex boyfriend because I didn't like his attitudes about sex. However, if I could fuck just one person right now, dear God, it would be him.
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#159
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I love him. I am in love with him. I don't want to feel this way. We were naked on the floor of an office. He touched me, and I touched him. I can't see him any more. I told him I need time, which I don't, I need him. I said goodbye, but I hope he doesn't think it's permanent. My heart hurts and aches for him.
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#137
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you're short and you have small hands. i want to know if what they say is true. that's the REAL REASON why i look at your crotch.
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#274
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For a while my life has been crap and i've thought alot about suicide. then i read this:
I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
This guy is the only reason i'm alive. I live everyday for him and breath every breath for him. i hope he doesn't die. that girl is stupid and you/he deserves someone who cares, i hope he finds that.
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#206
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I would sell myself to the government if my fieancee broke it off with me
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#213
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There's something wrong with me. I'm socially retarded. Two girls in the past few months have overtly flirted with me and I got freaked out, didn't really say much, and as a result they got the impression I didn't like them. I mean, how stupid is that? What a moron I am. When girls throw themselves at you, you take advantage of that. YOu don't freeze up and act like a jerk. I suck so much and there's no one to blame but me. Why am i so shy...
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#188
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i cheated on my boyfriend more times then i can count with 7 different sex parthers. No we are enggaged to be married but i am in love with my other boyfriend. ... He only knows i've cheated 3 times. i wish to god my boyfriend i am cheating on him with was my soon to be husban.
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#99
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so I keep hooking up with this guy who have have no interest in simply because he is there and has drugs, is that lame or what
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#232
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I was at a works party a few years back and everybody was getting incredibly drunk except me as I was driving. I decided to leave early as I was getting somewhat bored, on the way out I bumped in to one of the girls from in the office, she was REALLY HOT and ultimatly plastered, struggling to even stand. I quickly had a look around the lobby of the hotel where the party was and realised that nobody was in site so decided I would offer her a lift home, hoping on the way she would 'try something on'. Well, she didn't try anything in the car but did invite me in to her house. When we got in the house and started to drink coffee on her sofa we started to kiss and she went down on me, however half way through she fell asleep. My member was still standing to attention and I was somewhat sexually frustrated so I 'finished myself off' all over her face and quickly left. She was left absolutly covered if you know what I mean.
The next morning at work I saw the girl crying and talking to a group of other workers and shat myself, even more so when I was shouted to go over by one of the workers and he had a concerned look on his face. I stood and listened with a fake shocked look on my face whilst the girl told the story of how she got trashed the night before at the works party and had no memory of getting home and worse still how she'd woke up the next morning on the sofa covered in seamen. Everybody offered sympathy whilst I stood and reflected back on the event feeling like a porn star.
Did I feel guilty, yes. Would I do it again given the same chance, hell yeah it looked great when I splashed her face and watched it dribble from her chin!
I have problems I know, it's not like it'll happen again.
Yes, I still see the girl in the office.
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#288
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I once pissed in my friends ice-cube tray and after it was frozen i got him a drink with ice cubes in it
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#38
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I've always hated Valentine's Day, I've never had a good one ever. So to spoil me my best friend organised a secret picnic for the two of us on the roof of the building in which he works. It had the most magnificent view of the city by night and nobody was able to find us there. The night was perfect. I now think I've fallen in love with him. Problem is he has a boyfriend. Our friendship is now becoming complicated and that scares me.
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#123
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I was driving my boyfriend's car and hit a curb. It was dark but I don't think I did any damage. If he ever found out he'd kill me.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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