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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About DATE
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#49
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i've spent too long not knowing and guessing and hoping. so i'm moving on. to one of your best friends.
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#61
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My ex likes my best friend but I want him to be mine. So i offered to call him everyday to make sure he was calling her. But i lied. I flirt with him alot on the phone.
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#233
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one of my best friends' little sister wants to get a hotel room for a night together. I don't know what to tell her... it is a touchy situation...
plus I don't want to drop $20 for an hourly rate on what I know will only last 30-45 seconds
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#9
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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#171
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I knew I was going to leave my wife, but I pretended I still loved her just to get sex.
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#100
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My patients don't know that I am basically more needy of them than they are of me.
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#41
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sometimes I hate my best friend because I'm afraid that my boyfriend will start liking her instead of me.
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#166
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People keep asking me if I'm gay or not. I'm really bisexual...
Today it was some stupid fucking ghetto lesbian. I just wanted to say, "What's it to you? It's not like I'm gonna go out with your or something."
I'm a guy, by the way.
I just want to see how people would be if they really knew. I'm so sick of the way homosexuals are perceived and discriminated by society.
It's not a fucking choice, and we're people just like you!
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#281
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I like sucking my bf big dick until it squirts and gags me with his cum.. It tastes so good. Maybe I'll have him over so my wife and I can fuck him at the same time.
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#5
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seventyfive percent of the people Iv fucked have been one night stands ....
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#92
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I don't remember what it's like to be happy. I've not been truely happy for more then a few hours for 11 years. That's half my life.
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#53
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i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
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#15
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I think Im better than everyone else.
I listen to better music, I do better in school, I go to cooler places, I wear cooler clothes, I have deeper thoughts.
I also think Im an asshole.
No one know what I think about them, because Im always pretending to be upbeat. I actually hate them.
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#256
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i often go to gget things pierced just becasue i am so sexuallly attracteed to the man who is a piercer. Me and my friend often conspire ways to rape and/or propose marrriage to him. we even fight about it sometimes. my fantasy is to have him change my vaginal piercing so that he will stimulate it and i can ejacualte all over him. i would then giggle and say whooops while i bat my eyes girlishly.
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#179
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If there was some way of knowing for sure that I wouldn't get caught...
I would gladly murder.
I've got people in mind.
And I would enjoy doing it.
It would make me genuienly happy.
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#276
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Well my boyfriend broke up with me on Saturday, and on Monday night he was already implying that he wanted to be Fuck Buddies... not going to happen.
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#154
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i wish i could tell you.
your penis grew.
and i like it.
++++++++++++++++++++++
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#78
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I really do enjoy having sex with my boyfriend, but I hate being naked around him. It's not just that he's thinner than me, but I just always feel so awkward and so large whenever we're being intimate. I hate that he grabs into my lovehandles, even though it really turns him on, and I hate the fact that he can see all the scars running up and down the sides of my torso. He says that I shouldn't worry about it, but I do. I don't want these scars. I don't wanna be fat. I don't want him to touch me until I'm skinny, but that won't work. We're both too horny.
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#125
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I will probably not go to school tomorrow, I haven't for the last week either for that matter.
I'm going to fail most of my classes, I'm fat and socially retarded.
And I honestly couldn't care less.
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#201
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I ate 18 bagel bites today.
I would eat 18 more if I had them here right now.
Bagel bites are fucking good when your high.
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#220
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I think I am insane. Every conversation I have is simply an effort to say things that would be considered normal. I dream about giant swing sets and secret caves in the woods. Several times I have caught myself laughing like a cartoon maniac. If I let myself go I would run across the top of the walls of the cubicles here at work. I would love to have a telescope and stalk girls and call them my girlfriends when Im talking to friends. I would love to say "yeah I was hanging out with my girlfriend" when actually I would have been hiding in the bushes jerking off.
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#2
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I got really horny one night at a party, being gay and in the country sucks. So when everyone left or passedout I found the hottest guy who was passed out and squeezed his ass and had my way with his privates for a few minutes.
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#307
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You're so obsessed with this thing... have you noticed that most of these posts are mine?
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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