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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About CUM
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#80
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I am staying over my brother's house for a while. I was just watching TV with his wife and she fell asleep on the couch. I could see right down her top and it got me so hard. I jerked off right there with her sleeping next to me on the couch. It was the biggest rush I ever had.
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#59
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I wish I could have wild orgies all the time. Why can't girls just put their mouth on my ding dong?
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#258
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I love biting my nails almost everyday, and from reading some of the confessions here, mine doesn't compare, but I thought I'd add it anyway :)
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#175
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I told my friends I hooked up with some guy this past week.
What I didn't tell them was I paid for him.
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#107
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Everyone I have ever cared about has left. This time was no different.
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#34
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I am in the best relationship I have ever been in but I feel like I am purposly destroying it and hope that she doesnt leave me as I love her more then any girl could love her, I came out to everyone for her and couldnt imagin life without her
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#115
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I love my mum soo much more than my dad.
Sometimes when im on the car with him i'm wishing that we crash.
Partly so i can get some attention and partly so my mum has a reason to go for full custody.
He is a dead-beat dad.
He hasnt payed child support in four months.
I'm not suprised that my mum cheated on him.
He never told me he loved me till after the divorce.
Its been tree years and hes still bitter.
Wanker.
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#73
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ive only been going out with him for a little while now and hes not likea really bad bf or nething ..but all of a sudden i catch myslef thinking of someone else. someone i never thought id actually care for that way..were so different from each other in every way theres no possible way it could ever work..i wonder if i could be happy with him or if it would just be a bunch of problems..i kno he likes me but im not sure if its just for looks or if he really does..i fantasize about sleeping with him at our work and i know theres a very high possiblility of it happening..if i let it..the truth is im afraid im going to give in ..and everytime my bf starts to piss me off the other one is always there for me ..i hope my bf doesnt make me mad..cuz each time i get closer and closer to actually hooking up with the other.
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#280
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I'm a bi-guy and love screwing my bf. His dick isn't the longest, but it is really thick. When we first started fooling around, I couldn't get it inside me, so I would just get on my knees and relieve him. Then I went to a porn store and bought a toy just his size. After a while playing with the toy at night, I could take him all the way in. Most of the time I still get on my knees kissing and licking it until he squirts all over my mouth, but the last time we were fooling around, I felt him let go inside me. When he was through, I found out he was not wearing a condom. The feeling was really sexy and having him squirt inside me really turned me on, but should I be pissed that he sort of tricked me by not wearing a condom?
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#213
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There's something wrong with me. I'm socially retarded. Two girls in the past few months have overtly flirted with me and I got freaked out, didn't really say much, and as a result they got the impression I didn't like them. I mean, how stupid is that? What a moron I am. When girls throw themselves at you, you take advantage of that. YOu don't freeze up and act like a jerk. I suck so much and there's no one to blame but me. Why am i so shy...
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#64
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I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends.
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#70
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I sleep with my laptop next to me. I think I have an unhealthy addiction to my computer and my electronic communication with friends. I have friends, im not a loner, but it seems so much of my interaction with some of them is online. Maybe others feel this way too. Maybe this is more of a cultural phenomenom...all our communication becoming through technology. Regardless, it makes me sad to think I sleep alone, next to my laptop at night and not a real person. And now I go to sleep :(
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#134
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i'm head-over-heels in love with my boyfriend. he's handsome, funny and caring.
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#23
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i work at mcdonalds and steal so much money, simply by neglecting to ring up orders or parts of orders.
i dont feel bad, at all.
i regret that i didnt start doing this sooner. we're getting cameras next week.
i want a new job.
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#81
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I've been having sex with my 23 year old cousin for about 6 months now...she's just told me she's pregnant and that the baby is mine. both our parents are gonna freak when they find out as she doesn't believe in abortion so she's got to have the baby. I'll stand by her and support the baby but the bad part is I'm worried about the sex with her stopping.
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#102
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I do a lot of things, sexwise, for my boyfriend. Part of me doing it all is because I like to be a little adventurous. The other part is to please him. Damn it, if I could be bothered with the outfits and the STDs, I'd make a very good whore.
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#256
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i often go to gget things pierced just becasue i am so sexuallly attracteed to the man who is a piercer. Me and my friend often conspire ways to rape and/or propose marrriage to him. we even fight about it sometimes. my fantasy is to have him change my vaginal piercing so that he will stimulate it and i can ejacualte all over him. i would then giggle and say whooops while i bat my eyes girlishly.
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#131
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when i was about 5 i offered my mum a crisp, and she went to take one, but the packet was empty. i thought i'd be really funny but i've felt guilty for the past 15 years
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#159
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I love him. I am in love with him. I don't want to feel this way. We were naked on the floor of an office. He touched me, and I touched him. I can't see him any more. I told him I need time, which I don't, I need him. I said goodbye, but I hope he doesn't think it's permanent. My heart hurts and aches for him.
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#196
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it's unfair that you're away for the weekend while i'm still here. i wish i could keep you in a trunk.
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#66
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Fuck you, you obviously never cared. Thanks for saying, I'm never going to say I'm sorry. Now I realized that you don't give a damn. Thanks.
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#45
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every night before bed i pray that i will wake up and be 18 again and have the chance to make different choices and not fuck up my life as i have.i have been so careless.
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#255
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I really wish he would sign online and IM me and give me a response already.
it feels like I've been waiting forever. but I don't think he's going to.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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