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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About COUSIN
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#141
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i'm far better at getting jobs than i am at actually doing them.
luckily i can normally hack it for long enough that it looks ok on my cv, then i can leave and get a better job (which i won't be that good at)...
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#216
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I like to inflict big time pain onto other people. I like getting paid to smash people faces in. Hearing bones snap make me hard. The warm salty taste of another persons blood stimulates me in a religious fashion. I have a deep hate for people who are happy and I think that is what lead me into being a contractor.
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#192
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It was my fault the rat died.
I didn't mean to. I was 10 and pulled on it's tail too hard getting it out of the cage.
The outer coating of it's tail came off.
I was horrified at the thought of getting caught, so I wrapped it up in tissue, threw it away, and played dumb.
The rat died a couple days later
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#174
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ok this story of mine is mega weird. it shocks even me. ok so was about 11/12 when i got bored during the night. i looked out of my window which looks onto another house about 15 meters away and i could see right into there window. i saw this guy in there who was just moving boxes and stuff. i dont know y but i turned off my lights and got naked and just stared at him. i then done some weird kind of dance which made me go hard. then his woman friend walked in and i started to hump the bed watching them just moving stuff about. i then done my weirdo dance again but they looked over at my window and straight at me, i was completely naked looking right at them dancing! i jumped as fast as i could out of the way of the window thinking fuck fuck fuck they saw me. i looked at there window 10 mins later and all the lights were off and they had gone. i now see them everyday as i go outside or at the shop. they give me weird looks and i just wonder what they thought. a small boy completely naked looting at them with a hard on.......ok freak...
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#198
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I am 24 and i'm so deeply in love with my boss for over 3 years. He is 41, married with a kid. He doesn;t know about my feelings and i can;t tell him, because has a perfect family and i don;t want to break it. But i guess he doesn;t like me. I cry everyday.
I will resign from my job and try to foget him (I know i can't though).
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#3
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I hit a car of someone who lives near me (not hard just a scratch rly) and drove off....
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#163
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she isnt your child, and I accept you will never see her as such. you say she gives you sneers and attitude when I am not looking, but she is only three.
your four year old little girl does the EXACT same stuff to me when you arent looking, I am not sure if you dont see it or pretend not to.
when I bring it up you act as if I am defending my childs behaviour by pointing out the other ones faults. I am merely saying that it is normal in a family that is trying to blend together.
I love you more than life itself and if we are to continue our engagement and get married, we need to work this out. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you, but I cannot have you hating my child just because she didnt come out of your womb.
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#265
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Looks Familiar ...
I was flirting with a guy I met on line. We have been talking to each other for a few weeks.
I lied about the real me - how old I am, where I live, etc. and pretty much expected the same from him.
We got to the point of swapping photos and I told him to send me his and I would send him mine. I received it today. It was my brother. My 13-year-old brother! (I am 17).
I have not yet figured out just what to do - I haven't told him or anyone yet.
How could I have fallen for my 13 year old brother?!
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#53
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i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
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#15
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I think Im better than everyone else.
I listen to better music, I do better in school, I go to cooler places, I wear cooler clothes, I have deeper thoughts.
I also think Im an asshole.
No one know what I think about them, because Im always pretending to be upbeat. I actually hate them.
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#149
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I hate seeing roadkill and every time I do I say a prayer for the soul of the departed animal. I wish animals had more common sense and wouldn't walk into the street if a car is coming.
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#146
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high school kids come to my work to buy condoms and the pill, and i'm jealous. i'm not that much older, but i really think i need to get laid.
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#101
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I'm a compulsive liar. I make things up to get attention or to justify my depression.
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#190
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every time something i've been looking forward to goes wrong i start to become really paranoid that all my friends hate me. and then i start hating them becoz i dnt wanna be one of those clingy ppl. but they never realise i h8 them n den we all do sumtin fun n i'm bak to bein happy n lovin them. it drives me crazy and i think i may have a chemical inbalance. whatever it is i'm fairly fucked up.
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#209
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it's all a big mess. all of it. i think i just need to tell you how i feel. exactly. honestly. unabashedly. it is for me. i need to do this. in part because i need to take some sort of action to make myself feel better. and also because i feel like so much of what occured between us when we dated was because you wanted things that way. you needed things a certain way. and so i pushed my own needs and realities aside because i thought it was the right thing to do. but, it's not. it wasn't. it didn't make things better for me or for us. and it never got better, like i thought it would. i hung on for that. the getting better part. for the moment when you would realize that it was ok. that i am ok. that we were good together in many ways. and the ways that made you freak out were not worthy of such attention. so i stayed. waiting. waiting for you to really let me in.
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#285
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I have multiple personalities. It started with creating a person that existed but i didnt know, nor will i ever know just to keep things interested. One of my friends had no self confidence or self esteem so i created this guy who would talk to her on msn and compliment her and make her appreciate herself more and it worked. I guess i got carried away because now i have over 20 personalities and they are all different ppl with a face and a life, one that i gave them. Drives me crazy sometimes having to manage all these things. Now i feel sorta bad cause some ppl would like to meet these personalities of mine but i know itll never happen.
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#248
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there was a popular girl at my skool, who always said the ugly girl was pretty, i want to punch her nose and fuck it up even more, stupid slag.
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#274
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For a while my life has been crap and i've thought alot about suicide. then i read this:
I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
This guy is the only reason i'm alive. I live everyday for him and breath every breath for him. i hope he doesn't die. that girl is stupid and you/he deserves someone who cares, i hope he finds that.
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#199
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note: i have never loved anyone as much as i love him. i wanted to be his wife. and now he celebrates his birthday as though i don't even exist. fuck men
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#105
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i still cry and feel guilty that i broke your heart. i hope you will forgive me but also realise we wont beable to ever be the same.
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#37
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my mom had a siezure and survived. i wished she had died, i hate myself
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#173
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i love pretending to be someone im not in internet chatrooms, its all harmless i just like the fact i can make up my whole life
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#255
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I really wish he would sign online and IM me and give me a response already.
it feels like I've been waiting forever. but I don't think he's going to.
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#293
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I had an ex whom I was on and off with for a little over 3 years and before our relationship ended I got tired of his b.s. so I hooked up with another guy which was supposed to be a casual fling but I ended up falling for him so I dumped my then boyfriend for him a little after two years I got pregnant with our first child which was all good but the problem was that I got pregnant in June but I wasn't sure if my baby was his or my ex's...
Yeah, he came looking for me and shit he's still hot so I did him one time.
My baby looks different from our other 2 girls but every one says that she looks just like her daddy although I don't see it aside from the lips...
I just pray to God that he is my babygirls daddy.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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