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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About CIGARETTES
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#139
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i didn't tell him i was a virgin.
it was awkward and confusing(for him)
maybe i regret the whole thing.
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#151
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We've been in love since day one. But now, a few years later, you seem to be losing interest in me.
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#66
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Fuck you, you obviously never cared. Thanks for saying, I'm never going to say I'm sorry. Now I realized that you don't give a damn. Thanks.
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#46
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I saw you at the party last night. You were really drunk. And really high. You kissed me in the hallway.
I really liked it.
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#191
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I'm a failure at life. I failed school, failed college (in an attempt to actually get some qualifications), failed at work, and failed to start my own business.
Still, I haven't failed in smoking cones
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#133
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I hate how the sexy assed girls wanna bang my roommate and not me
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#81
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I've been having sex with my 23 year old cousin for about 6 months now...she's just told me she's pregnant and that the baby is mine. both our parents are gonna freak when they find out as she doesn't believe in abortion so she's got to have the baby. I'll stand by her and support the baby but the bad part is I'm worried about the sex with her stopping.
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#288
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I once pissed in my friends ice-cube tray and after it was frozen i got him a drink with ice cubes in it
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#87
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i've slept with more guys than you think:
c
b
k
a
n
p
and i've messed around with:
m
a
it's all in the past, but i'll never tell you because we are getting married and no one wants to marry a slut.
ps - one of those was your own brother, and his dick is bigger than yours. i'm sorry
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#21
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We just started dating a few days ago
But I'm already in love with you. If you felt half of what I feel for you for me, I'd die happy.
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#64
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I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends.
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#205
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i cannot stop leading my ex-girlfriend on...
poor girl...she loves me and I am just waiting to have sex with my cute co-worker...
baby got back
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#128
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A few things to get off my chest.
I am an over spender. My bank account has been overdrawn for over a month. I am not exactly sure where my money goes, because I work a lot and make plenty of money, but a week after getting paid, its gone, all of it. I hate having to borrow money from other people, for things like gas for my car, but I dont know what else to do. I am a student and everybody says to ask my parents for money, but I cant do that again because I will just get another guilt trip.
I hate school. I hate going to classes, writing papers, all of it. I hate it all. If I had anywhere to go, I would quit in a second.
My family and I used to be really close, now, we hardly ever really talk. I havent talked to them in months. We live in different places, and we are gathering next week, and I am going to make sure I have a book or something to entertain my mind during this gathering.
I am not stupid. People think I am dumb or a ditz. I am not.
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#1
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I had a crush on one of my highschool teachers she was young and straight at out college once i graduated and 3 years later i seen her at a bar and started up a conversation. I then told her about my crush and fantasies and all that jazz she then told me the same...yada yada yada we went home together and I showed her all the extra curricular activities ive learned.
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#22
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i don't know if i can get into my college now. i didn't look at the website in time, and now i'm screwed. i don't know what i'll do. i'm so embarassed. i don't know if this can be saved. i'm thinking not. i'm so screwed.
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#242
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my blind friend wanted me to hook him up with a girl and as a joke i got a gay guy to act as a girl. they've been dating for 3 months now. i don't know if i should tell him or not.
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#243
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there's this indian kid i know named paul... man what a jerk. sometimes i want to just smash his face in.
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#190
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every time something i've been looking forward to goes wrong i start to become really paranoid that all my friends hate me. and then i start hating them becoz i dnt wanna be one of those clingy ppl. but they never realise i h8 them n den we all do sumtin fun n i'm bak to bein happy n lovin them. it drives me crazy and i think i may have a chemical inbalance. whatever it is i'm fairly fucked up.
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#208
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I absolusetly love this guy and he looks kind of old but hes pretty young and I seriously just want him to love me more than anything and Im like seriously obsessed... I try to do anything and everything to get him to notice me, and I think im trying to hard but does he know? NO he doesnt..
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#178
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She's crazy about me, I think, but I can't tell for sure. Most of my friends think she wants me, but I'm not sure if I dare mess up what we have.
I almost want to do nothing about it just so I'll keep feeling wanted, and I hate myself for that.
Why does this always happen to me?
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#300
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Shit.. i lost my virginity in forth grade with a girl in 6'th grade, i' watch porn all the day, i always think about fucking, i'm going insane cu'z i want to have sex im so fucking horny. It's not normal... Becouse im only 12 years old..
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#102
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I do a lot of things, sexwise, for my boyfriend. Part of me doing it all is because I like to be a little adventurous. The other part is to please him. Damn it, if I could be bothered with the outfits and the STDs, I'd make a very good whore.
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#78
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I really do enjoy having sex with my boyfriend, but I hate being naked around him. It's not just that he's thinner than me, but I just always feel so awkward and so large whenever we're being intimate. I hate that he grabs into my lovehandles, even though it really turns him on, and I hate the fact that he can see all the scars running up and down the sides of my torso. He says that I shouldn't worry about it, but I do. I don't want these scars. I don't wanna be fat. I don't want him to touch me until I'm skinny, but that won't work. We're both too horny.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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