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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About CHILD
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#150
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I bumped uglies with this guy & now I feel bad. I just needed a quick fuck. Sry ya ugly piece of shit.
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#195
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Right now, I want a cigarette more than anything else I have ever wanted in my life.
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#207
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i jacked off with my stinky sock i was wearing because i ran out of tissues and was too lazy to get toilet paper.
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#25
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i love him and i will never be able to tell him because i'm too scared it's going to ruin how well things are going. damn you long distance.
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#309
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CMD is a snake. Please avoid at all costs. Please avoid at all costs. Please avoid at all costs.
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#302
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I feel like a play toy. When he's ok with his friends i'm ignored, when they fight i'm all he focuses on. I want more but i know it won't happen. I don't want to walk away because i've never felt like this before toward anyone and i hope he'll open his eyes. All i ever hear is that he wishes someone would reciprocate the way he feels, and i do, but he just sees right through me. I'm not what he wants, but have everything he's looking for. Nobody wants the fat chick.
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#270
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Why I Walked Away
I have been married for 11 years. I am in Dallas on business. I just came up from the hotel bar where for the last hour a very attractive younger (22ish) woman was trying to convince me to bring her up to my room. I finally dragged myself away, kicking myself in the head the entire ride up the elevator for not accepting her invitation.
That was - until I got to my room. On the nightstand next to the bed is the picture of my wife and I from our wedding. As soon as I saw that picture, I remember why I had made the right choice.
I love her and could never do that to her.
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#244
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I am a golden boy image with good looks and in an expensive private college but i have seen myself described perfectly in the biographies of serial killers. i enjoy stalking people at night and the feeling of power and control when i instill fear into them. i sneak into my cousins room and feel her bras and imagine doing her. im a virgin but im in the army and am now an expert sniper and SAW machine gunner so i feel powerfull and all i ever think about is killing the ppl i hate. the more innocent ppl are the more i feel like hurting them. i would hold knifes up to cats and my brothers neck and im glad i didnt do it. i secretly admire hitler and germany and was almost caught by my mom when she found a paper i had thrown away that said hate the ni**er and jew. she brought it up in front of the whole family but i said it was a prank on a friend. i once wrote a diary entry that mirrored eric harris's.
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#63
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i can't handle life and i tried to get help
but my parents think i'm just overreacting and that people make up depression
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#28
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I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
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#224
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i'm a single mother. i want to be in love. but i love sex. i like it kinky, i like it sweet, i like it dirty, i like it clean, i like it rough, i like it nice. would you like me to call you daddy?
i'm an intelligent, motivated, cutie pie. my armpits stink after driving long distances in the car. i have such a ghetto booty, for a white girl. i hustle smiles. i don't lie. i like to get high and have every day for the past 5 years. i hope i don't get a random drug test at work!! sushi and coffee (but not together) are the best aphrodisiacs in the world!!! i love to go out and show off my venemous booshine. my hair is naturally curly and i get tired of the compliments. is that so wrong??? i'm just trying to LIVE.
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#247
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the people that live upstairs in my apartment watch me goto sleep.
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#31
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I think I really hate my husband and I dream of having an affair with someone, anyone I don't care who it is. I'm just really bored with him and I can't stand looking at him anymore, but I don't want a divorce.
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#97
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I think that my boyfriend has probably ruined me for other guys, if we ever break up. I'm only 15 but I've already decided that I could never be with a guy who wasn't into bondage, or being dominated, or dominating me. I think it'd be really awkward to ask any other guy how he'd feel about getting fucked up the ass, or forcing me to suck his cock. But my man, he knows what I like.
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#110
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i've stopped using drugs now and i'm really scared. the hole that i've always filled with cocaine or heroine or crack or alcohol is there, and really big. i'm really lonely. theres this guy who wants to be with me so bad. but he's fucked up too and i know ill get more fucked up, all before i get my drivers lisence.
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#118
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I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.
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#80
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I am staying over my brother's house for a while. I was just watching TV with his wife and she fell asleep on the couch. I could see right down her top and it got me so hard. I jerked off right there with her sleeping next to me on the couch. It was the biggest rush I ever had.
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#42
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i pop too many pills my boyfriend says. he confiscated a bottle, but i have others. I take more then he knows behind his back. it was already a huge trust issue when he found out i had been taking one drug behind his back, if he were to now discover that i've continued doing this with not one but several drugs, he may never trust me again. and he loves me so much it would distroy him. why am i doing this? am i trying to sabotage my relationship? that can't be, i love him more than my own life and i can't imagine a life without him. i know we'd both contemplate suicide if we were to break up, and worse, i'm his first real love, he's never had a serious relationship before me. i don't know how he'd handle it if it did end. that's one of my worst fears, hurting him. and i have been recently. things were so rough yesterday, this has never happened to us in 2 years. so why can't i stop lying to him? i'm a deceitful, manipulative, and undeserveing little cunt. he's this best thing that's ever happened to me, why am i throwing a wrench into a beautifully functioning machine? god i need to get a grip on myself. i can see disappointment and sadness in his eyes sometimes now. it's killing me
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#104
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I suck cock 12 times a day
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#215
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I fucked the next door neighbour, and the biartch gave me crabs. Then I went to a party with my wifes sister, and we ended up messing around afterwards. Imagine my surprise when a few days later, I go down on my wife and find shes got crabs! - turns out she and her sister like to do a bit of pubic grinding. Now we've got a 3-some planned for the weekend
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#156
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My Boyfriend And I Are Both Ugly.
But He Still Calls Me Beautiful And I Think He Is The Most Amazing Person In The World.
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#253
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whenever i hear about some 12 year old girl having sex and getting knocked up i feel jealous, because im still a virgin. and im only 15 (f).
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#216
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I like to inflict big time pain onto other people. I like getting paid to smash people faces in. Hearing bones snap make me hard. The warm salty taste of another persons blood stimulates me in a religious fashion. I have a deep hate for people who are happy and I think that is what lead me into being a contractor.
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#166
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People keep asking me if I'm gay or not. I'm really bisexual...
Today it was some stupid fucking ghetto lesbian. I just wanted to say, "What's it to you? It's not like I'm gonna go out with your or something."
I'm a guy, by the way.
I just want to see how people would be if they really knew. I'm so sick of the way homosexuals are perceived and discriminated by society.
It's not a fucking choice, and we're people just like you!
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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