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#11
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I still want my co-worker even though he's married and is 20 years older than me. The thing is, we flirt back and forth so I know the feeling's mutual. He is so sexy and we get along so well! I can't wait until his wife leaves town and/or until we get the chance to go out for drinks... I want him so bad and it's only a matter of time until I have him...
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#117
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Sometimes I fantasize my girlfriend would wear a strap on and fuck me in the asshole and make me her bitch. I'm too afraid of what she'll say if I ask her.
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#119
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I never take my shirt off in pools because it is ridden with acne. I cry myself to sleep just thinking about it and I use to try and peel off my skin with a knife.
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#231
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i told my roommates 16 year old girlfriend who had an abortion "who am i to judge? you're cooler than me, you've killed someone and i havent"
i also told my best friend at the time, who was put off by his sick aunt living at his house, "well hopefully the cancer goes terminal"
2 days after her best friend committed suicide, i told a girl from my work who badly wanted me, "if i was your friend, i'd kill myself too"
after a girl found out i had been seeing 3 or 4 other girls the entire 4 months we dated, she told me "i had sex with a random guy lastnight" and my response was "cool now your next date will be with a coat hanger."
one time i asked an indian with a malcolm x jacket on "is that a target?"
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#164
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He just found out he has cancer. He needs his friends now more than ever. But I secretly hope that they all desert him so that I can be the hero.
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#22
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i don't know if i can get into my college now. i didn't look at the website in time, and now i'm screwed. i don't know what i'll do. i'm so embarassed. i don't know if this can be saved. i'm thinking not. i'm so screwed.
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#290
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I told my friend i hated his mom's cooking everytime i'd go over to hang out
..she heard it
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#75
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Sex with my girlfriend is boring. I never get blowjobs anymore. I want a girl who loves sucking my dick.
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#2
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I got really horny one night at a party, being gay and in the country sucks. So when everyone left or passedout I found the hottest guy who was passed out and squeezed his ass and had my way with his privates for a few minutes.
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#245
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I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
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#239
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In 1995 I was Alicia Silverstone.From 1999 to 2003 I was Britney Spears.Now I am Paris Hilton.I´m a guy,not a drag queen, just gay, but a normal guy.
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#272
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i have slept with my dog last week.
Since then I had a need to share this with someone
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#273
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I clean my apartment naked and I think my neighbor across the parking lot watches me
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#8
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I dumped my ex boyfriend because I didn't like his attitudes about sex. However, if I could fuck just one person right now, dear God, it would be him.
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#271
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changed positions
I used to screw girls, when I saw one that I wanted I really went after her, seemed like my dick wouldn't get soft untill I dicked her. Then one night a guy came onto me, he was after me like I was when I was after a girl. Well he won the chase, he dicked me, and I loved it.
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#71
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My girlfriend used to have sex with me everyday. Now I get it once or twice a month. There's a girl I want to fuck who lives in London, but I feel stuck in this boring relationship
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#265
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Looks Familiar ...
I was flirting with a guy I met on line. We have been talking to each other for a few weeks.
I lied about the real me - how old I am, where I live, etc. and pretty much expected the same from him.
We got to the point of swapping photos and I told him to send me his and I would send him mine. I received it today. It was my brother. My 13-year-old brother! (I am 17).
I have not yet figured out just what to do - I haven't told him or anyone yet.
How could I have fallen for my 13 year old brother?!
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#133
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I hate how the sexy assed girls wanna bang my roommate and not me
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#198
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I am 24 and i'm so deeply in love with my boss for over 3 years. He is 41, married with a kid. He doesn;t know about my feelings and i can;t tell him, because has a perfect family and i don;t want to break it. But i guess he doesn;t like me. I cry everyday.
I will resign from my job and try to foget him (I know i can't though).
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#259
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i loove my best friend, but in a friend way. but i have sexual fantasies about her masturbating me. last time she slept over, i put my hands down her pants and started rubbing her clit, when she was asleep.
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#27
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i keep having weird sex dreams about this guy. but the thing is he is butt ugly and i don't even know why i'm having these dreams. i think he likes me but i already have a boyfriend and he's just fugly. it's so frustrating! i turn so red when he comes near me but when i look at him i just think 'what a fugly guy'
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#252
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I'm a member Sigma Pi at the University of Texas, and we suck. Possibly the worst fraternity ever
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#60
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i wish i could stop feeling guilt about things that happened so so long ago.
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#268
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Send Him Back!
Everyone talks about the beauty of childbirth.
My son was born seven days ago. He was the ugliest, blood covered, prune wrinkled, limp pile of purple flesh I have ever seen. I was mortified.
Once they got him all cleaned up and swaddled - he looked much more like the images I had seen of newborns, pink and cuddly.
I confess that I am embarrassed with my initial reaction, but with God as my witness, he was one ugly little cuss when he climbed out that hole.
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#57
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I have the hots for one of my students. I'm only a couple of years older than he is but I know I can't go there but to compensate I've been ignoring him and not helping him with critical assignments. That's as wrong as if I were flirting with him. I come up with a million and one reasons to find him in his room but with out success. Maybe he'll catch on and ask me out when the semester is over. I know he has the hots for me to.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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