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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About BUDDY
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#118
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I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.
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#164
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He just found out he has cancer. He needs his friends now more than ever. But I secretly hope that they all desert him so that I can be the hero.
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#288
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I once pissed in my friends ice-cube tray and after it was frozen i got him a drink with ice cubes in it
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#77
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i would've slept with you if you had shut the hell up.
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#229
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well, i am a 15 year old boy,and i have had sex with my 22 year old brother over 50 times in the past years, i feel so terrible to confess these things, he has a huge weiner and he makes me perform fellacio. i am going to burn in hell for this..he just likes to ram my butt, but I like it so much, i dont know why
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#245
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I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
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#228
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sometimes i think about how great it would be to take some girl and pin her down and just lick her all over. a little gymnist type. and then eat out her shaved pussy for hours.
im a 17 year old girl who has only been with boys.
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#46
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I saw you at the party last night. You were really drunk. And really high. You kissed me in the hallway.
I really liked it.
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#18
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I have never smoked, drank, had sex, or done drugs.
All of my friends smoke, drink, have sex, and do drugs.
I gave my boyfriend of 5 months a blowjob and feeling like I am a worthless hypocrite.
I was never against oral sex, or sex, or drugs, or alcohol. In fact, I wanted to do it.
But I am still a slut.
I think I am friends with these adicts to make myself feel better.
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#75
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Sex with my girlfriend is boring. I never get blowjobs anymore. I want a girl who loves sucking my dick.
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#122
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I masturbated into the school urinal after school while I was waiting for a friend, it was great.
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#137
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you're short and you have small hands. i want to know if what they say is true. that's the REAL REASON why i look at your crotch.
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#230
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i hate my wife so much that i sometimes imagine an entire life without her, or what my life would have been like if i'd never met her. i've been flirting with several female co-workers, and when i have sex with my wife i imagine i'm doing them instead. one in particular has a nice, tight little ass and i imagine that i'm fucking it when i'm fucking my wife's pussy because my wife would never do anything like that--she's a prude.
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#287
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I'm insanely in love with this guy who rejected me, hit me like a brick. Anyhoot, i think he was playing me, but i was at knowing these things so i wouldnt really know for sure.. In any case, im still crazy for him even if he just wants to be friends. I guess ill have to live with that, in life, you dont always get a choice, in my case
.. i never do
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#98
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the day after new years i attempted suicide. sometimes i feel bad about calling for help.
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#115
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I love my mum soo much more than my dad.
Sometimes when im on the car with him i'm wishing that we crash.
Partly so i can get some attention and partly so my mum has a reason to go for full custody.
He is a dead-beat dad.
He hasnt payed child support in four months.
I'm not suprised that my mum cheated on him.
He never told me he loved me till after the divorce.
Its been tree years and hes still bitter.
Wanker.
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#53
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i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
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#301
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I know who wrote confession #287. It's easy to tell by the persons words and sentence structure.
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#5
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seventyfive percent of the people Iv fucked have been one night stands ....
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#109
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my boyfriend showed me pictures of this girl he used to have a crush on in highschool when they held their highschool reunion. it was a little crush, like one innocent little crush out of many he has probably had in the past, but jesus fuck if i'm not comparing myself to her physically now. it makes me depressed.
i wish i could be someone else for a day just so i could see me through a different perspective. like, physically. i want to be someone else looking at me. i think i'm fairly normal, but i'm curious as to how people perceive me. i'm self conscious, but sometimes it seems like people are staring at me like i have some shit in my teeth or a pen mark on my cheek or something like that you know and i'm just like wtf?
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#105
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i still cry and feel guilty that i broke your heart. i hope you will forgive me but also realise we wont beable to ever be the same.
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#286
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i slept with my best friend. Not to say it wasnt great but he's got a girlfriend.. well not really he just sleeps with her, just seems everytime we hang out it turns out that we'll sleep together. I wanna stop doing that but i cant.
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#126
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I'm still in love with him, he's going out with my bestfriend but treats her horribly.. worse than he treated me. I tried not to show how happy I was when she told me she wants to break up with him because he treats her like shit.
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#163
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she isnt your child, and I accept you will never see her as such. you say she gives you sneers and attitude when I am not looking, but she is only three.
your four year old little girl does the EXACT same stuff to me when you arent looking, I am not sure if you dont see it or pretend not to.
when I bring it up you act as if I am defending my childs behaviour by pointing out the other ones faults. I am merely saying that it is normal in a family that is trying to blend together.
I love you more than life itself and if we are to continue our engagement and get married, we need to work this out. I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with you, but I cannot have you hating my child just because she didnt come out of your womb.
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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