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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About BOYFRIENDS
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#28
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I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
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#15
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I think Im better than everyone else.
I listen to better music, I do better in school, I go to cooler places, I wear cooler clothes, I have deeper thoughts.
I also think Im an asshole.
No one know what I think about them, because Im always pretending to be upbeat. I actually hate them.
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#5
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seventyfive percent of the people Iv fucked have been one night stands ....
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#76
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i think that i am more hurt by mandy's sudden betrayal than katlyn is, even though they were friends for much longer. but katlyn doesn't know about that rendezvous on new year's eve, or the fact that mandy and i were going to go on a date before she started using coke again.
the last several times i've fucked katlyn i thought about mandy. and i've pretty much named my vibrator mandy. if katlyn knew, she'd kill me.
dyke drama sucks.
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#53
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i think my parent's divorce really really messed me up in terms of having a meaningful, lasting relationship.
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#309
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CMD is a snake. Please avoid at all costs. Please avoid at all costs. Please avoid at all costs.
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#218
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I once masturbated until I bled. I was high on Ecstasy so couldn't come. That evening sucked.
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#266
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Dead Man Sunning
I when hiking a few weeks ago and decided to sunbathe nude for about an hour in at a deserted spring three miles from the nearest road.
I was awoken by a sound of screaming little girl scouts (or equivalent) running for their lives at the sight of the naked dead man they just walked up on.
Funniest thing I have ever seen.
I swear that I would never have done this on purpose, and that I was embarrassed when the chaperone can to investigate the naked dead man – I had put my clothes back on before she got there.
But it really was very funny.
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#31
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I think I really hate my husband and I dream of having an affair with someone, anyone I don't care who it is. I'm just really bored with him and I can't stand looking at him anymore, but I don't want a divorce.
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#144
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My husband says that I am special, but I am not. I feel like a heaping steaming pile of runny shit on a grating, black-tar shingle on an icy morning with frost on it. I am in total despair and I feel like I can not talk to him about it because it is not fair to him, which means I can not talk to anyone about it and I am completely alone. Everything I feel can easily be labeled "selfish" but I feel it - so everything I feel is selfish and I am not allowed to feel anything. Fuck this. I've been hitting myself and it feels really good. I surprised myself when I smacked myself in the face the first time, but I've done it many times since then and it always feels good. It feels good to finally treat myself the way I want and deserve to be treated - like SHIT. Fuck my face, fuck my body, fuck my words, my lies, my truths, my faith, fuck all of everything that I am. I want to beat the ever loving shit out of myself. I want to hit myself until I swell and bruise and bleed because I deserve every blow.
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#13
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sometimes i feel like im not good enough to be a vet. i'm halfway through vet school and everyones marks are alot better than mine
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#286
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i slept with my best friend. Not to say it wasnt great but he's got a girlfriend.. well not really he just sleeps with her, just seems everytime we hang out it turns out that we'll sleep together. I wanna stop doing that but i cant.
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#34
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I am in the best relationship I have ever been in but I feel like I am purposly destroying it and hope that she doesnt leave me as I love her more then any girl could love her, I came out to everyone for her and couldnt imagin life without her
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#152
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Sometimes I wish my art teacher would stop favoriting my paintings over my best friend's (because she is in the same class and does the same paintings).
We've taken the same private lessons (but she's taken it a little longer than I have) with the same teacher. I feel like I've barged in and 'stolen her thunder'.
I think she's starting to get discouraged.
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#27
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i keep having weird sex dreams about this guy. but the thing is he is butt ugly and i don't even know why i'm having these dreams. i think he likes me but i already have a boyfriend and he's just fugly. it's so frustrating! i turn so red when he comes near me but when i look at him i just think 'what a fugly guy'
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#117
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Sometimes I fantasize my girlfriend would wear a strap on and fuck me in the asshole and make me her bitch. I'm too afraid of what she'll say if I ask her.
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#84
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A list of all my confessions:
When I was 10 or so, I threw a rock at my neighbor and she had to get stitches.
When I was 15 - 16, I cheated on my first real girl friend 3 times.
Also when I was 16, I had sex with my manager who was 27 with 3 kids.
I hate my girlfriend and constantly try to find a new one.
I steal a lot.
I smoke almost everyday.
20/M
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#131
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when i was about 5 i offered my mum a crisp, and she went to take one, but the packet was empty. i thought i'd be really funny but i've felt guilty for the past 15 years
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#49
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i've spent too long not knowing and guessing and hoping. so i'm moving on. to one of your best friends.
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#56
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Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.
I'm sorry Cherell; my last ex liked it.
The second thing I have to confess is that for the first time the other day, I was a bad samaritan. This lady was on the side of the road, east 104. Her car was broken down. She was waving for help and the devil in me came out, I pulled over and acted like I was going to help her. I told her to wait in the car and once she got all comfortable and was sitting behind her dashboard smiling. I gave her the brain then drove off. Oh, how it made me smile.
My third confession...
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#79
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I feel so dead anymore.
I leave the house about once every two or three days, and this is typically just a 20 minute run up to the store. I talk to a friend about once a month. My days are spent sitting in front of the computer, talking online, playing games and looking at stupid pictures. It's all so pointless.
I got drunk with a friend a couple of weeks ago. I honestly didn't know how to act. I had nothing to talk about. I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to incorporate myself back in to the real world.
If there was somebody I was with a lot of the time, such as a girlfriend or best friend, I'd be so much better off. But right now I just feel completely isolated from the world. It's not going to change on it's own and I've been making attempts in the last few weeks, but it's not working properly. It reminds me of a movie I once saw.
I can normally keep my mind busy enough that I don't care. Lately though, it's really taking a toll on me. I'm ready to die.
I get so sad when I see people doing the things I used to do. Truly having fun, laughing with each other, having real relationships. I'm just a brain attached to a keyboard. I'm not important to anybody or anything. I'm not happy. Beyond those two things, is there really any point to being alive?
I don't know how much longer I can hold out, waiting for change. I have to make the change myself, and I can't. God help me.
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#310
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I dont know if I am a jerk.I puked in the middle of a french kiss and my girlfriend 's mouth was full it.
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#138
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I'm a lesbian who is not only out to everyone but her parents but is also in a deep, comited relationship. Last weekend, I slept with a man and loved every minute of it. I still can't go out without a scarf around my neck. I'm going to tell her tonight.
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#171
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I knew I was going to leave my wife, but I pretended I still loved her just to get sex.
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#26
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pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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