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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About BOYFRIEND
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#43
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I want to go through a lesbian phase in college...I want to be able to turn my husband on years later by telling him about it.
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#96
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I just want to not wake up. My kids prefer their father and his girlfriend over me. My oldest cant be bothered to talk to me. I'm not a great parent, but I am not a bad one either.
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#102
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I do a lot of things, sexwise, for my boyfriend. Part of me doing it all is because I like to be a little adventurous. The other part is to please him. Damn it, if I could be bothered with the outfits and the STDs, I'd make a very good whore.
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#305
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omg! i know who wrote confession #287! Seriously....Grow the fuck up! Are you like a fucking child. Get Over Yourself.
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#197
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I cheat in Math and Spanish. I know I'm smart enough to ace both of these classes on my own merit, but I'm simply too lazy to be bothered studying or doing homework. And plus, it's so easy I bet the stupid bitches don't even realize it. Haha, I feel superior.
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#136
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i carved my ex's name into my arm again. then i felt guilty, so i cut my current boyfriend's name on my other arm.
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#306
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Hey #305, why don't you go blow someone's ex bf at a party. It is you who needs to get over yourself. You're not all that. Not everyone likes you. Get over yourself, you're no god and never wil be any good. You don't serve humanity any purpose. Side cap, let's get guys interested in you by having you perform sexual favours for you...wow! Whore much?
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#271
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changed positions
I used to screw girls, when I saw one that I wanted I really went after her, seemed like my dick wouldn't get soft untill I dicked her. Then one night a guy came onto me, he was after me like I was when I was after a girl. Well he won the chase, he dicked me, and I loved it.
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#82
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Last night my cousin and I got a little drunk at a party and I ended up fucking her brains out. I have always thought she was attractive, but we are cousins so she was off limits, but man she was the best lay I have ever had. I really want it to happen again, but I really can't bring it up with her.
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#232
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I was at a works party a few years back and everybody was getting incredibly drunk except me as I was driving. I decided to leave early as I was getting somewhat bored, on the way out I bumped in to one of the girls from in the office, she was REALLY HOT and ultimatly plastered, struggling to even stand. I quickly had a look around the lobby of the hotel where the party was and realised that nobody was in site so decided I would offer her a lift home, hoping on the way she would 'try something on'. Well, she didn't try anything in the car but did invite me in to her house. When we got in the house and started to drink coffee on her sofa we started to kiss and she went down on me, however half way through she fell asleep. My member was still standing to attention and I was somewhat sexually frustrated so I 'finished myself off' all over her face and quickly left. She was left absolutly covered if you know what I mean.
The next morning at work I saw the girl crying and talking to a group of other workers and shat myself, even more so when I was shouted to go over by one of the workers and he had a concerned look on his face. I stood and listened with a fake shocked look on my face whilst the girl told the story of how she got trashed the night before at the works party and had no memory of getting home and worse still how she'd woke up the next morning on the sofa covered in seamen. Everybody offered sympathy whilst I stood and reflected back on the event feeling like a porn star.
Did I feel guilty, yes. Would I do it again given the same chance, hell yeah it looked great when I splashed her face and watched it dribble from her chin!
I have problems I know, it's not like it'll happen again.
Yes, I still see the girl in the office.
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#74
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I am so horny, but i think I am fat even though I know its ok to be this weight, but I am too busy and too lazy to work out, so just started to use a pill to loose weight and hopefully it will work really well
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#190
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every time something i've been looking forward to goes wrong i start to become really paranoid that all my friends hate me. and then i start hating them becoz i dnt wanna be one of those clingy ppl. but they never realise i h8 them n den we all do sumtin fun n i'm bak to bein happy n lovin them. it drives me crazy and i think i may have a chemical inbalance. whatever it is i'm fairly fucked up.
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#101
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I'm a compulsive liar. I make things up to get attention or to justify my depression.
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#68
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So I just showed this drummer this song I've just worked hours over perfecting and recording with my cheap and shitty 30 quid mixer, and he tells me "Sokay, I prefer the others". Fuck off mate. Its not very nice at all really, I'd expect it from random members of the public maybe, but this has just put me down totally. I now feel my life's ambition is futile as I have no talent whatsoever.
Mint. I'm 16.
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#20
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
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#307
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You're so obsessed with this thing... have you noticed that most of these posts are mine?
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#106
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hey. i am tired. my life feels like it often places too much importance on being attractive to guys. i starve myself often, i think hard about how to act so they like me, and its not like i am a slut i just want one boy i really really like to like me back and to go out for ages. its not like youd pick me as desperate im stunning and smart and funny and i have some guys be like how can anyone not like me, and that may be true, itd be believable but i wonder why i am here. ive had some vague thing with some guy we hooked up like a month ago and have talked heaps msn/sms (gay i know) and today i think he is beginning to get over it. i dont really mind, i dont really like him and i can see him again and itll be cool, but something about it makes me feel shot down - i mean honestly shutup me. im so silly and i obsess about bullshit like guys i get so upset if things dont work out even if it makes perfect sense i think its because i see each guy as that guy to save me, to be my number one. tiredness.
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#226
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My boyfriend made me fuck his cousin then give oral sex to 2 of his other cousins, then him. He didnt physically force me , but i felt like i had to do it, beceause he wouldnt want me if i didnt. I fucked him and one of his cousins behind the doctors' surgery, then got fucked in the ass behind my grandmas shed. I cheated on him with 3 other men and didnt tell him, it was to get back at him 4 cheating on me. I fantasise about boys fucking each other. Im a bitch, and a shit-stirrer. I love my boyfriend.
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#184
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I had gay sex with my best friend while we were drunk, and it meant a lot to me but I don't know if he remembers it
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#172
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When it starts to snow, I know that means he's coming home...
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#100
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My patients don't know that I am basically more needy of them than they are of me.
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#256
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i often go to gget things pierced just becasue i am so sexuallly attracteed to the man who is a piercer. Me and my friend often conspire ways to rape and/or propose marrriage to him. we even fight about it sometimes. my fantasy is to have him change my vaginal piercing so that he will stimulate it and i can ejacualte all over him. i would then giggle and say whooops while i bat my eyes girlishly.
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#258
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I love biting my nails almost everyday, and from reading some of the confessions here, mine doesn't compare, but I thought I'd add it anyway :)
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#288
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I once pissed in my friends ice-cube tray and after it was frozen i got him a drink with ice cubes in it
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#30
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you were the first person to make me cum during sex, but then you got cocky, so i'm back to faking it again. it just makes you even more cocky, but you can't enjoy sex unless you think i'm enjoying it, and all it actually takes for me to enjoy it is you enjoying it. it's a stupid cycle
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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