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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About BI-SEXUAL
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#48
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I get really uncomfortable when there are two anchorwomen on the news. It's weird. Only when there are two anchormen or one of each can I watch the news at ease
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#298
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im a 16 year old pedophile when i was at a friends house we let some of the neighborhood kids go on her trampoline and i was talking to one of the little gives and all i could think about was how i would love to fuck her. she was only 9 years old
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#71
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My girlfriend used to have sex with me everyday. Now I get it once or twice a month. There's a girl I want to fuck who lives in London, but I feel stuck in this boring relationship
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#118
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I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.
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#93
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I know that things with her aren't going to last.
It makes me feel cheap, stupid, used, and conned.
So why am I choosing her over you?
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#86
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I'm so desperate to satisfy my addiction that I'd be willing to resort to really drastic measures.
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#150
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I bumped uglies with this guy & now I feel bad. I just needed a quick fuck. Sry ya ugly piece of shit.
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#2
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I got really horny one night at a party, being gay and in the country sucks. So when everyone left or passedout I found the hottest guy who was passed out and squeezed his ass and had my way with his privates for a few minutes.
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#240
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I am an asshat. i am an immature 18 year old girl with her head up her ass. im a lesbian. i moved to a city to go to the community college for a girl who i knew didnt like me so much to begin with. my life sucks. this girl hurt me so many times and i stuck around. i talked shit about people and ruined lives! It was fun. But i had to get the heck out before everyone beat my balls. My life sucks. im going to die at age 20 after spending millions of dollars ive won in a lawsuit. im going to end up committing suicide...hanging myself from a shower curtain in the girl's house of whom ill be obsessing over at the time. No one likes me. meh. >.
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#169
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My last boyfriend cheated on me...
and i would still do anything to have him back
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#139
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i didn't tell him i was a virgin.
it was awkward and confusing(for him)
maybe i regret the whole thing.
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#69
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I like my best friends girlfriend
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#131
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when i was about 5 i offered my mum a crisp, and she went to take one, but the packet was empty. i thought i'd be really funny but i've felt guilty for the past 15 years
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#310
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I dont know if I am a jerk.I puked in the middle of a french kiss and my girlfriend 's mouth was full it.
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#261
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i try to make myself faint.
i want to kill myself when i think about it, even though my life is great.
i want to go get some drugs and ruin my life.
i think i mite get some from my friend.
i have looked up what drugs u can overdose on that will kill u.
if my friend kisses me on the cheek, i want to be a lesbian, even though i like boys.
i think i am insane.
when i talk to some people online, i make up my whole life.
i pretend i am not really me.
i always wonder what it would be like to be dead, and consider ways of killing myself.
i am only twelve.
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#175
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I told my friends I hooked up with some guy this past week.
What I didn't tell them was I paid for him.
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#66
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Fuck you, you obviously never cared. Thanks for saying, I'm never going to say I'm sorry. Now I realized that you don't give a damn. Thanks.
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#282
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im ghail....
i wish you could help me coz my love
brencis been cool off since 2 weeks from now
at first we are okey we have the same fellinngs with each
other but after our
sem-break in our school he
was avoiding me
i dunno why then he tell me
he love my best friend named yasmin
it really hurts me so much....
even now i really love him
evendo now he cant
love me.....
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#232
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I was at a works party a few years back and everybody was getting incredibly drunk except me as I was driving. I decided to leave early as I was getting somewhat bored, on the way out I bumped in to one of the girls from in the office, she was REALLY HOT and ultimatly plastered, struggling to even stand. I quickly had a look around the lobby of the hotel where the party was and realised that nobody was in site so decided I would offer her a lift home, hoping on the way she would 'try something on'. Well, she didn't try anything in the car but did invite me in to her house. When we got in the house and started to drink coffee on her sofa we started to kiss and she went down on me, however half way through she fell asleep. My member was still standing to attention and I was somewhat sexually frustrated so I 'finished myself off' all over her face and quickly left. She was left absolutly covered if you know what I mean.
The next morning at work I saw the girl crying and talking to a group of other workers and shat myself, even more so when I was shouted to go over by one of the workers and he had a concerned look on his face. I stood and listened with a fake shocked look on my face whilst the girl told the story of how she got trashed the night before at the works party and had no memory of getting home and worse still how she'd woke up the next morning on the sofa covered in seamen. Everybody offered sympathy whilst I stood and reflected back on the event feeling like a porn star.
Did I feel guilty, yes. Would I do it again given the same chance, hell yeah it looked great when I splashed her face and watched it dribble from her chin!
I have problems I know, it's not like it'll happen again.
Yes, I still see the girl in the office.
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#59
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I wish I could have wild orgies all the time. Why can't girls just put their mouth on my ding dong?
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#45
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every night before bed i pray that i will wake up and be 18 again and have the chance to make different choices and not fuck up my life as i have.i have been so careless.
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#285
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I have multiple personalities. It started with creating a person that existed but i didnt know, nor will i ever know just to keep things interested. One of my friends had no self confidence or self esteem so i created this guy who would talk to her on msn and compliment her and make her appreciate herself more and it worked. I guess i got carried away because now i have over 20 personalities and they are all different ppl with a face and a life, one that i gave them. Drives me crazy sometimes having to manage all these things. Now i feel sorta bad cause some ppl would like to meet these personalities of mine but i know itll never happen.
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#241
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this new girl im seeing is model hot and she, is a filthy dirty slut in bed. were talking pronstar style. i mean i cannot give it to this girl hard enough. all hours of the night she is ready to go. i think ive finally found the woman that can keep me from cheating. god you are fucking incredible babe.
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#148
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I keep a pair of his dirty clothes under my bed so that I can smell them. His dirty socks and boxers are my favorite. Sometimes I even put them on and convulse with lust.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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