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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET About BEERS
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#91
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i absolutely hate you amy. especially your giant nose
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#84
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A list of all my confessions:
When I was 10 or so, I threw a rock at my neighbor and she had to get stitches.
When I was 15 - 16, I cheated on my first real girl friend 3 times.
Also when I was 16, I had sex with my manager who was 27 with 3 kids.
I hate my girlfriend and constantly try to find a new one.
I steal a lot.
I smoke almost everyday.
20/M
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#41
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sometimes I hate my best friend because I'm afraid that my boyfriend will start liking her instead of me.
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#46
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I saw you at the party last night. You were really drunk. And really high. You kissed me in the hallway.
I really liked it.
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#249
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I want to have good sex with my boyfriend but I don't know how to...I try to ride, suck, and do doggy...but it doesn't work out...I think I'm sexually disabled...I tried to watch pornos to learn some techniques but either I start playing with myself or think 'wow, it seems like I'm doing the same thing.' But there's so much I want to do to my boyfriend...I want to fuck his brains out and make him moan like I do...I want to deepthrought his dick...suck his balls..lick his ass(which I'll probably never do because I think he'll turn off)...ride his dick till it burns...have him fuck me in the ass...and mainly anything else exciting...I just want us to have GREAT SEX!
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#225
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i sprained my neck after attempting to suck my own penis. i told my friends i woke up with it that way
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#139
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i didn't tell him i was a virgin.
it was awkward and confusing(for him)
maybe i regret the whole thing.
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#248
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there was a popular girl at my skool, who always said the ugly girl was pretty, i want to punch her nose and fuck it up even more, stupid slag.
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#83
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I'm dating a guy mostly because he's crazy about me and because my friends like him. I'm indifferent. I like the attention, but I know he'll fall in love with me one day and I won't ever love him.
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#301
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I know who wrote confession #287. It's easy to tell by the persons words and sentence structure.
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#116
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i have an essay due at 5pm it's 1.26 am, its already a day late. i haven't bothered on it. this could be the essay that flunks me out of university.
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#206
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I would sell myself to the government if my fieancee broke it off with me
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#114
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i swallowed three quarters and a dime yesterday and still havent pooped them out.
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#30
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you were the first person to make me cum during sex, but then you got cocky, so i'm back to faking it again. it just makes you even more cocky, but you can't enjoy sex unless you think i'm enjoying it, and all it actually takes for me to enjoy it is you enjoying it. it's a stupid cycle
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#205
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i cannot stop leading my ex-girlfriend on...
poor girl...she loves me and I am just waiting to have sex with my cute co-worker...
baby got back
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#110
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i've stopped using drugs now and i'm really scared. the hole that i've always filled with cocaine or heroine or crack or alcohol is there, and really big. i'm really lonely. theres this guy who wants to be with me so bad. but he's fucked up too and i know ill get more fucked up, all before i get my drivers lisence.
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#220
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I think I am insane. Every conversation I have is simply an effort to say things that would be considered normal. I dream about giant swing sets and secret caves in the woods. Several times I have caught myself laughing like a cartoon maniac. If I let myself go I would run across the top of the walls of the cubicles here at work. I would love to have a telescope and stalk girls and call them my girlfriends when Im talking to friends. I would love to say "yeah I was hanging out with my girlfriend" when actually I would have been hiding in the bushes jerking off.
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#35
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I'm just not physically attracted to her. I'm only doing it so I can get a job at her dad's law firm. :(
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#240
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I am an asshat. i am an immature 18 year old girl with her head up her ass. im a lesbian. i moved to a city to go to the community college for a girl who i knew didnt like me so much to begin with. my life sucks. this girl hurt me so many times and i stuck around. i talked shit about people and ruined lives! It was fun. But i had to get the heck out before everyone beat my balls. My life sucks. im going to die at age 20 after spending millions of dollars ive won in a lawsuit. im going to end up committing suicide...hanging myself from a shower curtain in the girl's house of whom ill be obsessing over at the time. No one likes me. meh. >.
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#261
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i try to make myself faint.
i want to kill myself when i think about it, even though my life is great.
i want to go get some drugs and ruin my life.
i think i mite get some from my friend.
i have looked up what drugs u can overdose on that will kill u.
if my friend kisses me on the cheek, i want to be a lesbian, even though i like boys.
i think i am insane.
when i talk to some people online, i make up my whole life.
i pretend i am not really me.
i always wonder what it would be like to be dead, and consider ways of killing myself.
i am only twelve.
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#281
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I like sucking my bf big dick until it squirts and gags me with his cum.. It tastes so good. Maybe I'll have him over so my wife and I can fuck him at the same time.
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#284
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I have a girlfriend. I am a male. I love her more than anything. And i cheated on her... I feel like shit for that, and everyday she thinks im cheating and or lying to her because of my stupid ass decision. I honestly have do idea why i cheated on her, and everyone thinks im not telling the truth cuz "everyone" says the same thing. Why cant i remember? It was only a few months ago.
Confession 2:
I hate my parents because they give me no freedom. They think im on drugs, but i dont. Sometimes i think of killing them...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME???
Confession 3:
I looked at childporn before....and liked it.
Confession 4:
I thing im mental sometimes because i have very sadistic thoughts.
I want help, but am way too embarassed to get it, afraid of what my parents, my friends, my brothers, my sister, and my girlfriend would think of me...
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#193
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When we were little, my older sister and I used to play "sex" and rub our vaginas together. Now that I look back on it, I think that may have seriously messed me up. For life.
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#211
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my sisters boy friend came over a month ago and he was standing out side my sisters door while she was getting dressed for there date. so I am pretending to be asleep and walk out, he does not notice me until i grab him from behind and jerk him into my room. I pull his shirt off, and then mine. my sis is still changing, so I continue. so I pull his pants off and then mine. I am now in my bra and underwear. Him, just boxers... so I Pull his boxers off and then mine, then I grab it and push it up. I squeeze him, then get chocolate syrup. I pour it on my breasts, and I knew he liked that so he started licking, I told him to lick me solid, he did, then my sis came in and pulled my hair, slapped my A** and pulled us a part... So i go tthe chocolate syrup and squrted it in her face which made her fall back and get her dress al dirty, so she went to go change, as her bf was still licking me, I licked him.
My thought was she was gonna come back in, so I got up and locked the door. I got on the bed and then he came over. My body was wet and he laid on top of me... I kissed him then he flipped me over and stuck it up me a**. I was screaming into the pillow. So I turned over and pushed it into my p****. My body was tingling, and it started to come so I pulled it out and told him to lick my p****. He did.
my life was ruined, I lost my virginity at 14?
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#108
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my boyfriend showed me pictures of this girl he used to have a crush on in highschool when they held their highschool reunion. it was a little crush, like one innocent little crush out of many he has probably had in the past, but jesus fuck if i'm not comparing myself to her physically now. it makes me depressed.
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Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET Confessionary...
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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