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Confessions by Off-Topic Community - iHaV.NET
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#274 by urmyhero/heroine
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For a while my life has been crap and i've thought alot about suicide. then i read this:
I left to fight in the war in Iraq. I wrote my girlfriend every day I could and called her whenever a chance arose.
The day I left I gave my best friend a thousand dollars, I asked him to scatter roses around my house and light candles. Told him to put "Gone till November" by wyclef.
I was only going to be gone for six months and I would be back by november, if not around them. She loved the roses and she did cry, but she loved that I thought of her.
I came back and she told me she cheated on me. I left the love of my life and now she is dating him.
I've told no one that I put myself on a list to go back to Iraq, I plan on dying there.
This guy is the only reason i'm alive. I live everyday for him and breath every breath for him. i hope he doesn't die. that girl is stupid and you/he deserves someone who cares, i hope he finds that.
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#273
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I clean my apartment naked and I think my neighbor across the parking lot watches me
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#272
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i have slept with my dog last week.
Since then I had a need to share this with someone
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#271
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changed positions
I used to screw girls, when I saw one that I wanted I really went after her, seemed like my dick wouldn't get soft untill I dicked her. Then one night a guy came onto me, he was after me like I was when I was after a girl. Well he won the chase, he dicked me, and I loved it.
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#270
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Why I Walked Away
I have been married for 11 years. I am in Dallas on business. I just came up from the hotel bar where for the last hour a very attractive younger (22ish) woman was trying to convince me to bring her up to my room. I finally dragged myself away, kicking myself in the head the entire ride up the elevator for not accepting her invitation.
That was - until I got to my room. On the nightstand next to the bed is the picture of my wife and I from our wedding. As soon as I saw that picture, I remember why I had made the right choice.
I love her and could never do that to her.
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#269
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Is It Still Adultery?
Is it still cheating if you're a widow?
My husband of 13 years died last Christmas basically from congestive heart failure. By April I was romantically involved, and then by June sexually involved, with a much younger man I'd known casually for a few years.
This relationship has saved me from the darkest depths of grief but I still feel like I'm cheating on my (dead) husband, who never liked or trusted this guy. Sex with him is incredible, indescribable---it's mind-blowing, very tender and exciting.
He is considerate, skilled and generous. I am afraid my husband is 'looking down' from heaven and is sad and disapproving.
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#268
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Send Him Back!
Everyone talks about the beauty of childbirth.
My son was born seven days ago. He was the ugliest, blood covered, prune wrinkled, limp pile of purple flesh I have ever seen. I was mortified.
Once they got him all cleaned up and swaddled - he looked much more like the images I had seen of newborns, pink and cuddly.
I confess that I am embarrassed with my initial reaction, but with God as my witness, he was one ugly little cuss when he climbed out that hole.
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#267
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Get Off The Computer ...
I was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new concept for me.
I was busily typing some notes we just discussed and it had been a while since we had said anything to each other. Just then my wife walked in to tell me that she was going to bed - she was completely naked. She said that if I would get off of the computer, she would get me off in bed.
Suddenly, over the speakers, my coworker blurted, 'Oh my God!'
I swear that I had completely forgotten about the camera being on. My wife thinks I set her up. I honest did not.
I didn't help when Brent said, 'Nice tits, Amanda. (She and Brent know each other).
I can only imagine what will be said at the office tomorrow.
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#266
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Dead Man Sunning
I when hiking a few weeks ago and decided to sunbathe nude for about an hour in at a deserted spring three miles from the nearest road.
I was awoken by a sound of screaming little girl scouts (or equivalent) running for their lives at the sight of the naked dead man they just walked up on.
Funniest thing I have ever seen.
I swear that I would never have done this on purpose, and that I was embarrassed when the chaperone can to investigate the naked dead man – I had put my clothes back on before she got there.
But it really was very funny.
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#265
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Looks Familiar ...
I was flirting with a guy I met on line. We have been talking to each other for a few weeks.
I lied about the real me - how old I am, where I live, etc. and pretty much expected the same from him.
We got to the point of swapping photos and I told him to send me his and I would send him mine. I received it today. It was my brother. My 13-year-old brother! (I am 17).
I have not yet figured out just what to do - I haven't told him or anyone yet.
How could I have fallen for my 13 year old brother?!
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#264
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My husband, who is a wonderful man and the love of my life, was born with Spina Bifida.
This condition can cause mental retardation and paralysis. Luckily for my husband, it only caused him to have paralysis in his lower region. Although he is perfectly capable in bed, he does not have the kind of control of his bowels that you and I take for granted. This can make for some (let's say) interesting intimate moments.
Almost every time we do the naughty, my husband drops a little ball of turd off the end of the bed (trust me, if this never happened again, we would be ecstatic).
Anyway, last night, my 6 pound, completely inbred Papillon decided to exercise the only instinct that he has left in his doggy brain and keep the den clean. Let's just say that my love session with my husband ended with the phrase 'COME BACK HERE WITH MY POOP!!!'
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#263
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I hate dick. Call me lesbian, I don't care, only women can satisfy my needs
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#262
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i picked up a chik last night, slept with her and will never call her
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#261
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i try to make myself faint.
i want to kill myself when i think about it, even though my life is great.
i want to go get some drugs and ruin my life.
i think i mite get some from my friend.
i have looked up what drugs u can overdose on that will kill u.
if my friend kisses me on the cheek, i want to be a lesbian, even though i like boys.
i think i am insane.
when i talk to some people online, i make up my whole life.
i pretend i am not really me.
i always wonder what it would be like to be dead, and consider ways of killing myself.
i am only twelve.
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#260
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i wear my underwear for weeks on end, then smell them when i go to the bathroom. they get coovered in discharge and i scrape it off and put it on th windowsill.
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#259
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i loove my best friend, but in a friend way. but i have sexual fantasies about her masturbating me. last time she slept over, i put my hands down her pants and started rubbing her clit, when she was asleep.
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#258
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I love biting my nails almost everyday, and from reading some of the confessions here, mine doesn't compare, but I thought I'd add it anyway :)
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#256
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i often go to gget things pierced just becasue i am so sexuallly attracteed to the man who is a piercer. Me and my friend often conspire ways to rape and/or propose marrriage to him. we even fight about it sometimes. my fantasy is to have him change my vaginal piercing so that he will stimulate it and i can ejacualte all over him. i would then giggle and say whooops while i bat my eyes girlishly.
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#255
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I really wish he would sign online and IM me and give me a response already.
it feels like I've been waiting forever. but I don't think he's going to.
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#254
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I masturbate to the Harry Potter books, especially the parts with Professor Snape or Professor McGonagall in them. I am a girl.
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#253
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whenever i hear about some 12 year old girl having sex and getting knocked up i feel jealous, because im still a virgin. and im only 15 (f).
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#252
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I'm a member Sigma Pi at the University of Texas, and we suck. Possibly the worst fraternity ever
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#251
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i have very small dick, it is smaller then Bic's lighter :(
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#250
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I have a buddy that is fucking a married woman. What is worse, the woman is married to a guy that is over in IRAQ right now.
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#249
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I want to have good sex with my boyfriend but I don't know how to...I try to ride, suck, and do doggy...but it doesn't work out...I think I'm sexually disabled...I tried to watch pornos to learn some techniques but either I start playing with myself or think 'wow, it seems like I'm doing the same thing.' But there's so much I want to do to my boyfriend...I want to fuck his brains out and make him moan like I do...I want to deepthrought his dick...suck his balls..lick his ass(which I'll probably never do because I think he'll turn off)...ride his dick till it burns...have him fuck me in the ass...and mainly anything else exciting...I just want us to have GREAT SEX!
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What's A Confession?
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\Con*fes"sion\, n. [F. confession, L. confessio.]
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Acknowledgment; avowal, especially in a matter pertaining to one's self; the admission of a debt, obligation, or crime.
With a crafty madness keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. --Shak.
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Acknowledgment of belief; profession of one's faith.
With the mouth confession is made unto salvation. --Rom. x. 10.
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(Eccl.) The act of disclosing sins or faults to a priest in order to obtain sacramental absolution.
Auricular confession . . . or the private and special confession of sins to a priest for the purpose of obtaining his absolution. --Hallam.
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A formulary in which the articles of faith are comprised; a creed to be assented to or signed, as a preliminary to admission to membership of a church; a confession of faith.
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(Law) An admission by a party to whom an act is imputed, in relation to such act. A judicial confession settles the issue to which it applies; an extrajudical confession may be explained or rebutted. --Wharton.
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