Thread: What to do about my homo of a son?

I walk into his bedroom last night, and he is masturbating to a mens underwear catalog. Well, his but got dragged out of bed naked, and he got the beating of his life. When i threw him down the stairs, my wife intervened and i got in my car and went to the bar and pounded a few brews. I will not have a queer for a son and am planning on disowning him unless he starts chasing skirt like a normal teenage boy. However, the guys at the bar said there is some kind of re-programming/conversion program that might help. Anybody know anything about these. And i dont want to hear from any sniffling nancies either!

Hopefully this is a bad joke, because if not you committed
a hate crime.

You are not not allowed to hit people PERIOD.

If this is real...you committed child abuse, domestic violence,
and a hate crime because of your reasoning behind the assault.

Best wishes

You need to either(1) beat him until he hates fags or (2) Force him to watch 5 hours of straight porn until he turns straight. or (3) hope he is a bi.(bi sexual)

uh...you're sort of coming off as homophobic...

I know (and hope) this is a joke though...so...ha ha?

uh...you're sort of coming off as homophobic...
I know (and hope) this is a joke though...so...ha ha?

You're a dickhead. I hope someday his boyfriend gives YOU the beating of YOUR life.

I think you are a highly ignorant candyass! Karma is a *****. You need to shut up and love your son for whoever and whatever he is. You are disgusting. Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!

uh...you're sort of coming off as homophobic...
I know (and hope) this is a joke though...so...ha ha?

You're a dickhead. I hope someday his boyfriend gives YOU the beating of YOUR life.

That's pretty disgusting - love is love after all, but if you're shallow enough to hold onto these points of view look on google or give him to an extremist Church for them to deal with. :\