Thread: Ok, so I just joined the Air Force. If I'm deployed and I don't like it,...

...can I pretend to be a lesbian? .....so I can be sent home?

Or you could just leave the air force

Yeah, but if you later decide you made a mistake and want back in you can forget it because it will be on your record that you was discharged for homosexuality. Also, considering that you're not the first one to think of trying to fake homosexuality to get out of deploying your leadership may be wise to the practice and know you're faking. Don't be surprised if they tell you to prove it. You may end up facing punishment under the UCMJ instead for lying. If you're already trying to think of ways to get out of deploying then you probably made a mistake joining and should tell your recruiter you don't want to join anymore. Besides, it's not like you're going to be handed a rifle and have to do Omaha Beach all over again, there are places overseas that are very laid back (Balad in Iraq had a swimming pool on it).

Yeah, but if you later decide you made a mistake and want back in you can forget it because it will be on your record that you was discharged for homosexuality. Also, considering that you're not the first one to think of trying to fake homosexuality to get out of deploying your leadership may be wise to the practice and know you're faking. Don't be surprised if they tell you to prove it. You may end up facing punishment under the UCMJ instead for lying. If you're already trying to think of ways to get out of deploying then you probably made a mistake joining and should tell your recruiter you don't want to join anymore. Besides, it's not like you're going to be handed a rifle and have to do Omaha Beach all over again, there are places overseas that are very laid back (Balad in Iraq had a swimming pool on it).

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you can try

You can try to be discharged from the Air Force under don't ask, don't tell.

You wouldn't be the first person that's tried to use the "I'm just gonna say I'm gay" card to get out of duty.

Honestly, it takes a lot of pushing the issue to get kicked out under don't ask, don't tell nowadays. You'd be better off telling the truth, "I'm selfish and don't like being deployed. Send me home because I'm not mature enough to understand that service to my country isn't about doing whatever service is most comfortable for me."

why did you join the Air Force then....

sounds good, another good way if your a girl is to get knocked up, i don't think they can deploy you when your prego, I'm sure brb or de-facto would be more than willing to help you out with that one