Thread: LGBT: what is the funniest way some one has ever asked about your sexuality?

the least subtle way was some little 1st year ran up to me and goes "is it true your a real live lesbian" to which i answered "no sweetie im a real dead one"

i had someone who took about 5 or 10 minutes of muttering before my friend came over and just goes "yes she screws girls get over it"


lol it always sends me into hysterics and i dont even know why

umm...lemme think " i like girls do u?"

My Grandpa asked me if I was "One of them guys that likes guys, not the way guys NORMALLY likes guys, but really LIKES GUYS!!!"

LOL. :@)

A friend of mines husband asked if my butt was sore and when I said no he said 'I thought you were gay'

jerk -_-

Im a guy and my chick friend asked.

So have you ever been.. (Pause).... up ya bum??

Me: "That girl's pretty."

My friend: "Wait... pretty as hot?"

Me: "I'd do her."

My friend: "Ok, new subject."

LOL. My friend's are weird. But I think she got the point.