Now, I consider myself straight, and have all of my life, but I'm starting to question my sexuality. I keep running behind Korean guys in formation, and they all smell like Kimchi. Now, I love Kimchi. And I really like the way these guys smell. And I feel like having sex with men who smell like Kimchi. Am I gay? Should I ask one of these guys out, maybe to go out and eat some Kimchi? Then I could bring them home and boast about my refrigerator full of Kimchi. Also, does anyone know some good sex techniques involving Kimchi?