Thread: If you decide not to be Gay anymore?

Do you have to give back the free toaster they gave you when they recruited you? Because mine broke. Do I have to replace it?

Matt:
Wal Mart gift cards!?!? You youngins have all the luck!

Queers:
I'd rather jab you with my cattle prod when I get those homosexual urges!

You can't be un-gay by choice, there's a greater possibility, you'll pick fly sh!t out of pepper. I suggest however, that you jab yourself in the crotch with a cattle prod whenever you get these homosexual urges, and be sure and stand on a wet towel.

I'm mad that I didn't get a free toaster when I was "recruited."

Lol, you had my hopes up when you said that you could choose whether or not to be gay. xD

Good gag, though.

Well, honestly, you have to take it to someone who is well versed in toasterology (the in depth study of toasters). Usually, they can fix any problems with your toaster, thus making it fit for a return.

I believe I got a second hand toaster when I joined. Sometimes, it sticks and burns. If you find a good toasterologist, let me know.. I'm in dire need. I don't like burnt toast

A toaster? Damn I knew I was getting ripped, all I got was a lousy pin. Maybe I should give up and find a new sponsor?

No. The toaster is yours for life. You couldn't return it if you wanted to.

No, but you have to pay back all of the monetary value of the Movie Gallery and Walmart gift cards that "they" gave us when we signed up and got accepted.

first of all- you didn't choose to be gay. sorry to disappoint you there.... but- well. i'm thinking that you just got confused, or maybe you still are. who knows- you might come back; keep your toaster just in case.