Thread: How are gay people married?

No offense whatsoever, I am just curious! I have quite a few gay friends myself, so please don't take this the wrong way thanx!

The same way anyone else is


But instead of driving a car with coffee cans tied to it after the ceremony, we rent the Weinermobile from Oscar Meyer

First we capture a wild fairy in a bottle, and torture it so that it will agree to perform the marriage rites.

Then we rent a unicorn so the lucky couple can ride up the aisle in style. The fairy performs the ceremony, and then we release him into the wild again.

Tada! Gay wedding.

Edit: Also, we end the ceremony by sacrificing a homophobe.

they either get married through there church or other religous temple if that religion supports gay marriage example(lutheran church).and if there religion doesn't then they just go to city hall and get a marriage liscense and there married by a judge