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Girlfriend jokes about me being gay, do a lot of girls do this?
Old 07-26-2008, 03:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Girlfriend jokes about me being gay, do a lot of girls do this?

My girlfriend is very hawt, gorgeous really.We have gone out for a little while now and she loves to tease me and joke with me.
The other day we were in McDonald's and she went into the bathroom, she turned to me and said "come pretty boi let me fix your make up.Wait, you're not wearing any make up?Ah, plastic surgery..Bad boi and those skinny jeans?They really tell they world that you're gay. I heard your 'boyfriend' is hot.Hhe has black hair, pretty blue eyes and a really nice smile.You're boi friend is very kind and respects women, doesn't he?He never swears and is a really good kisser"
"You seam to like this guy a lot I said" I said with a laugh
"Yes, I do" and she gave me a kiss.

I have black hair and blue eyes, I rarely swear, but I don't know about the kissing part.I think I fail at kissing. lol.

I'm not gay,I'm not bi. I'm straight..dispite the skinny jeans and t-shirts 2 sizes to small.xd

Do many girls have this good of a sense of humor?

XxBrayden.un.BraydenxX 15. London
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