full battle gear and heavily spiked gloves for knockin muthas out
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full battle gear and heavily spiked gloves for knockin muthas out
something
suggestive ,low cut and clingy.........
that was contact ,right?
BRING DISTRACTIONS!
marbles to make people trip
yell "OMG IPODS FOR 100 DOLLARS" and veer off to the wrong direction
And while you're at it...
Bake me one of those mini-cakes in that Betty Crocker Toy Oven whose only source of cooking heat is a lightbulb...
(It only takes 3 hours to bake...)
umpire stuff at the very least good luck cuz i got a sword and armor!
wear combat fatigues that say "super mom" on the back!
throw fake grenades at enemy shoppers (they'll pee their pants, and no jail time for you! hopefully)
Would you like to borrow my razor blade suit?
Its one size fits most.....
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