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Chagrin, chagrin, chagrin.....
86 different ways to say "yellow" (We get it, his eyes are yellow. You can just call them "eyes" now for Christ's sake).
"Perfect" "God-like" and "marble", not to mention "cold". Who is she dating; Michelangelo's David?
And don't laugh about the Thesaurus; she the biggest Thesaurus rapist in history! It's fairly obvious, because she frequently misuses large words that she obviously looked up when in need of a synonym.
Apparently BYU's English department only teaches you to use a thesaurus and Google.com for research, and has no workshop-based writing classes. On the other hand, the school sure knows how to turn out frustrated Mormon housewives with secret sexual fetishes.
Edit: OMG, how could I have forgotten the chuckling? AAGGHHH!
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