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  1. If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
  2. Who's your favorite character in Naruto?
  3. What's the funniest joke you've heard today?
  4. whats better a trip to toddler land, bhhams or a trip to the poorest country hati?
  5. Who is the greatest cartoon character (besides Woody Woodpecker)?
  6. A guy was born in 1920 he is only 24 years old. How is that?
  7. Richard Pryor?
  8. What do you get when you multiply six times nine?
  9. who is lalaa? because she got my riddle right.?
  10. what was the name of the car of the Flintstones?
  11. Pani Poni Dash!?
  12. in tom and jerry, is jerry a girl or a boy?
  13. Try to figure out the results of these dream matches
  14. What is your favorite South Park episode?
  15. Is Elvis dead?
  16. Who is the greastest living cartoonist or comic artist?
  17. What's your favourite joke or jokes?
  18. Is the Riddler dead?
  19. Is your refrigerator running?
  20. whats the greatest joke?
  21. In the Quick Draw McGraw era, there was a one ear up, one ear down dog, what is...
  22. Construction song?
  23. can i send pictures from my computer to a camera phone?
  24. What's going to happen with infinite crisis?
  25. What does ACME actually mean?
  26. Which type of manga do u prefer - shonen manga or shojo manga?
  27. Does anyone know if there are any other sequels/spinoffs to "My Neighbour Totoro"?
  28. Who is Earth-2 Superman and how is he different from regular Superman?
  29. Why donald duck ?
  30. Who's the Best SNLer?
  31. who wrote "For unto you this day is born a savior, which is Christ the Lord."?
  32. what is the webstie address for the ellen degeneris (spelling) show on ABC (4...
  33. Drunk at Your Door
  34. Bra & Hat
  35. While the Cat's Away
  36. Fall-Down Drunk
  37. The Aging Explorer
  38. Who Is God?
  39. More Animal Truisms
  40. A Mommy Moment
  41. Ice Cream Humor
  42. Foreign Language
  43. Why poor jokes and riddles are getting more response comparing to serious questions?
  44. jokes and Riddles??
  45. Someone used my Id and put question in Jokes & Riddle I delete that one.?
  46. does anyone here have any funny jokes/ good riddles to tell?
  47. Can you please tell me a joke or a riddle?
  48. What happens if the answers to any 'Jokes and Riddles' category are all wrong and
  49. u thynk your smart anwer this questions or want a good laugh read this!!!
  50. What are some FUNNY jokes, RIDDLES and other stuff..????
  51. joke riddle?
  52. Who is the funniest and coolest person on jokes & riddles?
  53. How many jokes or riddles do you know?
  54. Is this a RIDDLE or a JOKE?????
  55. Do you have any good funnies I can email to my friends? Websites, jokes,...
  56. I need riddles (NOT jokes)...?
  57. Hit me with your best joke/ riddle!?!?
  58. Has anyone noticed the amount of jokes and riddles posted daily has really decreased?
  59. Do you have any good funnies I can email to my friends? Websites, jokes,...
  60. OK.... a bit of a riddle, a bit of a joke. What's the difference between...
  61. joke-riddle, like it?
  62. How can you justify a "riddles and jokes" section?
  63. Should I have put this question under Jokes and Riddles?
  64. Can someone tell me where all the jokes/riddles went?
  65. Ok here's a really bad joke/riddle that I want to see if people can figure out?
  66. My Birthday T-shirt What Would You Have Done (True Story) it's in Jokes & Riddles
  67. Song Riddle #2 guess this song and artist. if more thn 1 prson gits it rite do...
  68. Can you answer my two questions on jokes and riddles. I posted them on the wrong
  69. Who thinks we need a seperate category on Yahoo! Answers for JOKES and RIDDLES?
  70. Anyone have any good jokes and riddles?
  71. Black and White Riddles Jokes?
  72. Okay Guys!!! A JOKE-RIDDLE For the masses!!! ^_^?
  73. Any Jokes/Riddles???
  74. who was hatin on my boyfriends joke he posted yesterday for ur info the categoie...
  75. Riddle Joke?
  76. jokes and riddles?
  77. jokes/riddles?
  78. Joke/Riddle?
  79. this riddle.... The blond joke!!!?
  80. Can you answer this riddle/joke/whateva?
  81. Alright lets all think smart sometimes here in Jokes and Riddles section.I need an
  82. Where can i find in the web christian riddles and jokes and other jokes on
  83. Hey, give me some nice jokes, riddles, detective questions and answers, and some
  84. What is the funniest joke or riddle you have ever heard??
  85. Jokes/riddles?
  86. Any good riddles or jokes?
  87. This is a joke not a riddle...?
  88. Heaven and Hell
  89. The Long Way Home
  90. The Scientist and the Frog
  91. Three-Legged Race
  92. Laws for Parents
  93. Driver's Ed
  94. There They Are, Walking Among Us
  95. Martha Way vs. My Way
  96. "to have a ball" is an English idiomatic expression, but I don't see what it has
  97. Where is a fun place to celebrate my birthday in San Francisco?
  98. Nervous Flyer
  99. Funny Headlines
  100. Sinatra
  101. Depression
  102. Make a Sentence
  103. The Man With No Voice
  104. The Burned Ears
  105. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
  106. Surprise Package
  107. Eighteen Double Vodkas
  108. Pig in a Bar
  109. The Irishman's Wish
  110. Try to figure out this riddle?
  111. Where can i find in the web christian riddles and jokes and other jokes on...
  112. ~~~~~~~~~~Riddle~~~~~~~~~~?
  113. Are we being punked by reality tv, are these slices of life with non-actors, or are
  114. What do people think about kids getting their hair punked out in a wacky color?
  115. did Chris brown ever get punked !?!?!?!!?!!?!?~!~!~!~!?
  116. Who would you want to get punked and how?
  117. what is up wit lil kim i heard she got punked in the pin heard she got turned out....
  118. I would love to be able to freeze time and pull pranks on people. Does anyone share
  119. where can i find the phone pranks from full metal jacket, is in in any...
  120. What is the best high school senior prank you have ever heard of?
  121. does anyone know where those email pranks are located that are really quiet
  122. Ba Ba Black Sheep
  123. Gettin' Drunk
  124. Late to work
  125. Cross Examination
  126. No Tail Light
  127. Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep
  128. what are some yo mama jokes and just regular ones too?
  129. who came up with the yo mama joke???
  130. Golf Ball Hunt
  131. Chillin' Biddies
  132. The Little Girl and the Wrinkles
  133. Gorilla Control
  134. D.a.m.
  135. Elephant Time
  136. Penguins Go to the Zoo
  137. More Words
  138. A trio of old veterans
  139. Flakey Murder
  140. Algebraic symbols
  141. Any good and funny "Yo mama" jokes out there? Just curious. Please feel free...
  142. Hey! Whats your best "yo mama" joke?
  143. Any good yo mama jokes?
  144. am looking for a lady, not for sex, but just to keep me busy and feel happy,...
  145. How does this dirty/sex joke about insects and "spitting bald man"go?
  146. "Sex Code" Joke?
  147. does it mean something if a guy always jokes around about sex?
  148. what if i had sex with my bf and i told him that i was pregant as a joke and he ask
  149. I have 75 rolls of 35mm film that has been rolled for 30 years. How do I relax them
  150. I'm painting my room red.But all my friends tell me that one cant ever
  151. can masturbation be benificial for prostrate enlarged man to relax the...
  152. What Can You Do To Help You Relax While Having A Anxiety Attack???
  153. Bee in the Vagina
  154. What is Cuban National Anthem?
  155. Hooligan Hijinx
  156. C-ing I Dog
  157. Three Guys With Dumb Wives
  158. More of The Bible According to Kids
  159. What was the problem
  160. Computer Power
  161. The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
  162. I Like Your Thinking
  163. Lotto Winner
  164. Good Can of Corn
  165. A Nutty Game
  166. This old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...
  167. Farm Fugitives
  168. Ending It All
  169. Dating a Prostitute
  170. 80-Pounder
  171. Pig In Summer
  172. Two doilies
  173. Keep Your Seat
  174. A Common Bum
  175. Stuffed Pockets
  176. Surrealists 'n' Lightbulbs
  177. Tight Skirt, Bus Stop
  178. Sailors and Soldiers Should Be Friends!
  179. In-Laws and Out-Laws
  180. Recent Quips from Late Night
  181. New Principal
  182. VanAllen
  183. Predicting the Future
  184. What are the top ten (or as many as you can think of)
  185. What is the best "yo mamma" joke out there?
  186. More yo mamma jokes!?
  187. Any yo mamma jokes?
  188. I will pick best answer if you can make me laugh...
  189. Paraplegic
  190. The Confession
  191. The Truth
  192. Lunch Anyone?
  193. Sexy Timepiece
  194. Flower Bribes
  195. The Firing Squad
  196. Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
  197. Penis and Bread
  198. Stuttering Problem
  199. That Darn Cat
  200. Man of the House
  201. A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
  202. Rooster and Owl
  203. The Flying Condom
  204. Money for the Preacher
  205. Tight Shoes
  206. Requesting a three day pass
  207. The Titanic Test
  208. Any good blonde jokes that are apropreate (SP).?
  209. A blonde joke!?
  210. Why are there dumb blonde jokes and not dumb brunette...
  211. Got any good BLONDE jokes?Why did the blondes...
  212. Do you have any lawyer jokes? best joke gets the
  213. Want a good clean lawyer joke for a
  214. Who can tell me the best and the most funny
  215. Yet another lawyer...
  216. Red, White and Blue
  217. For The Kids...
  218. Thirsty Cat
  219. FHA Loan
  220. A Tried and Trusted Employee
  221. Pinocchio and Splinters
  222. For The Kids...
  223. Military Kittie
  224. High School Reunion
  225. Elephant Robbery
  226. An Atheist and a Bear
  227. For The Kids...
  228. Three Little Pigs
  229. Expensive Doctors
  230. Recent Quips from Late Night
  231. For The Kids...
  232. Hopeless Pupil
  233. A pair of chickens go to the library
  234. Ten Dollar Gift
  235. Pay A-tention
  236. TiVo
  237. For The Kids...
  238. Mom's Present
  239. Exam By Chance
  240. How To Please Your I.T. Department
  241. Gloves and Panties
  242. What is the funniest story that has ever
  243. Does anybody like to recieve funny e-mails, true stories
  244. Your funniest bird story?
  245. Do You Have A Funny Story About Your Pet's??
  246. For The Kids...
  247. Separation
  248. Chicago Cab Driver
  249. A guy walks into a post office ...
  250. What are some funny chants to yell during...