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  1. Ok here is a very funny joke for yall people again??funny or what?
  2. Here's one:?
  3. Help with Riddles !!!?
  4. Can someone help me solve this riddle please????
  5. today i went to see my pakistani friends new baby,?
  6. How do you like this joke....i thought it was funny : D?
  7. boys with frogs?
  8. Creative ways to say some one is stupid?
  9. Chris had 2 brothers snap, crackle and .......?
  10. More blonde jokes?
  11. If you gave a penguin a....?
  12. HILARIOUS!! please read?
  13. I'll give ten points to the funniest joke?
  14. What's wrong here........?
  15. I said 'what do you think about my suit made out of cactuses?'?
  16. A-Z ! =) write down on letter each.. whoever write down z wins!?
  17. The wine list?
  18. "getting up on the wrong...?
  19. You like this?
  20. Eamon Holmes?
  21. My friends and I have nativity names- Mary, Joseph, and someone with the last
  22. Hello! out there?
  23. thats the Irish for you ?
  24. Right this is so funny i pissed myself hahah?
  25. i have a riddle for you!?
  26. MIND BENDERS (an informal IQ test)?
  27. I just farted?
  28. Riddle of ages?
  29. Let's all write a joke!?
  30. what you reckon?
  31. How long would it take??
  32. which woman is married (tricky!)?
  33. Ok here is another funny joke for yall??check it out?what you say?
  34. whats a pirates worst nightmare?
  35. Time, according to you, goes too fast or too slow?
  36. Stacy's Birthday Prank?
  37. riddle for smart peeps?
  38. What is always bright but never lit?
  39. game of the hour?
  40. Josh Peck's Eyes?
  41. putting on your boots...?
  42. Who's telling the truth?
  43. riddle????
  44. Is there a dumber question then this?
  45. I'm having trouble with this riddle my older brother gave me..?
  46. How do you like my story so far?
  47. Whats the Sum of these numbers?
  48. 23 useless parts of a mans body?
  49. can anyone answer this riddle?
  50. Joke of the day?
  51. The halloween party?
  52. Have you ever snorted a pixie stick??
  53. Funny Jokes??!!?
  54. This is really cool--- can you figure it out?
  55. Some short ones?
  56. Does this aethist scientist need God?
  57. what is the best way to serve lion meat?
  58. A blond goes to the Doctor...?
  59. something very random.?
  60. What is his name??
  61. The Blonde's New Windows (Old but Funny)?
  62. Am I Hot Or Not (pic included)?
  63. Are these funny jokes?
  64. Do you ever wonder what their thoughts are?
  65. Golf Jokes?
  66. a swarm of mosquitos was biting a elephant and driving her crazy, a
  67. I have this little problem?
  68. Broken nose jokes!?
  69. i just got the red ring of death after my cousin came over for the week...
  70. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the word?
  71. Riddle galore! Blonde Jokes!?
  72. Funny blonde lol?
  73. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
  74. Is she just like any woman then?
  75. blonde jokes?
  76. Send me you funniest everything!?
  77. When I get high?
  78. Star if you think this is funny.?
  79. foolish question box . . . full of LOL's, BRB's, and stupid answers. . .?
  80. do u have a joke which is funny???
  81. First correct answer within 20mins gets "Best Answer"....?
  82. elevator music??
  83. If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
  84. New Words for 2008?
  85. what happened to johnny knoxville's manhood?
  86. CRICKET: As explained to a foreigner?
  87. It must have been a good film?
  88. Who should win the battle of the biggest complainers in U.S. American...
  89. Whoever can unscamble this sentence first gets what the ridddle says!?
  90. Try to answer! right answer will get best answer!?
  91. what is the silliest reply you have had from the silliest question?
  92. What's the difference between a duck?
  93. Has anyone heard this joke?
  94. When are you more alert?
  95. "Two priests and a Rabbi walk into a bar.............."?
  96. Great hunting joke! Please give me a star!!!!?
  97. If I throw a party on Sims 2 i get the rating 'good time' then it suddenly drops...
  98. What is the definition of a brunette?
  99. Did you hear this one?
  100. What does this joke from Wooy Allen's movie Love and Death mean?
  101. For thise who missed it two years ago, we will ask it again.?
  102. joke about chester?
  103. Help with this riddle?
  104. I've got a good business idea for those dragon's den lot. £100,000 layout and 10%
  105. Arrange and answer this?
  106. Would That Make Someone Gay Riddle?
  107. Do you think this is funny?
  108. any 1 know were to get a jeff dunham peanut doll?
  109. More blonde jokes?
  110. alright people. Knock Knock?
  111. If you had a button to blow up the world what would you do with it.?
  112. who is the comedian thats compares grapes vs grapfruits.?
  113. good joke !!!!?
  114. unintentional joke?
  115. a riddle hehe xd??
  116. I have some more riddles for yall?
  117. Whoever can get the right answers first wins best answer!?
  118. jokes to cheer me up?
  119. Whoever can answer these riddles right first wins!(3)?
  120. how dose a frog cross the freeway with no arms or no legs?~?
  121. giv me a star if you like this one.... lisa was the finest girl in the whole...
  122. Is farting in a elevator funny or mean ?
  123. The Wrong Way?
  124. FUNNY NAMES compilation... is it funny?
  125. What do you think of this joke?
  126. Zorak Asks,"If you squeeze a bread bag while in the bathroom.."?
  127. ok, what does this mean?
  128. Riddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can u solve?
  129. Do you think this is funny?
  130. Is Dane Cook ACTUALLY FUNNY?
  131. You will LOL?
  132. jokes for yal all?
  133. Father and older teenage son have a serious talk.?
  134. A pirate walks into a bar with a...?
  135. Who shot Soulja Boy?
  136. Boy, with one hand cupped over his other hand tells the pretty girl.?
  137. Here's a riddle for ya!!!?
  138. a joke for ya?
  139. if 2 women flying airplanes 1 upside down 1 crashed on the ground,the...
  140. squeeze your brain.... pls answer this!!?
  141. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  142. Are these funny or wat??
  143. What's the worst thing about being an Atheist...?
  144. How to get out of the rope?
  145. Guess their NATIONALITIES? (joke/riddle)?
  146. pick you prize?
  147. Englishman, scotsman and an irishman?
  148. i have a riddle for u?
  149. Let me know if this is funny? :)?
  150. any ideas? please answer quick! 10 points?
  151. Can You Help Me Solve This Riddle?
  152. God's e-mail?
  153. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
  154. Camel or Donkey ?
  155. An easy gud joke!! u give the punch line!!! I give u 10 points!!!!?
  156. Funny Joke, star if you like!?
  157. whos got the answers to these riddle?
  158. Is my song I wrote decent?
  159. I Miss You Like ??
  160. No way out update.......?
  161. funny???????
  162. what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back with 4?
  163. ok folks first one to guess correct gets 10 points?
  164. Funniest joke?
  165. on scale 1-10 rate...?
  166. do you think that this is a good prank call?
  167. Zorak Asks,"Have you heard this song that's been sung lately at the Free Clinic?'..?
  168. i have 2 riddles for you..?
  169. Favorite Bill Engvall joke?
  170. in pokemon xd, the fortune teller said there will be somone with anger like flames?
  171. How come you never hear................?
  172. Do you wanna know wat's Victoria's Secret?????
  173. What do you think of these blonde jokes??!!?
  174. Children of the corn Malachai and ruth?
  175. what is.........?
  176. Figure out this words?
  177. So a doctor decided to build a bar, so he called a furniture supply place?
  178. Old but still funny?
  179. figure out this word?
  180. Kenard Kills Omar. The Wire?
  181. redneck joke?
  182. what's the best joke you've ever heard?
  183. Is the first person to answer this question...?
  184. A High IQ riddle? (10 points for first correct answer!)?
  185. Can you finish these multiple choice analagies?
  186. So there is this cucumber... ?
  187. What's the idea weight for a mother-in-law?
  188. Funny april fools pranks??
  189. a horse went into a bar?
  190. how many days till the day before the day after yesterdy?
  191. what do i do after i suck up the fat guy and his dog in luigis mansion?
  192. does anyone have a clean kinda short business joke?
  193. Something to cheer me up?!?
  194. is this good? you will laugh?
  195. a funny mexican joke?
  196. Have you heard this one??
  197. i observed my dog dragging his a$$ along the floor and decided to give it a go...?
  198. I think you would like that, wont you?
  199. What do you get when you cross a cat with a bird (pic)?
  200. what are the funniest jokes you've heard?
  201. What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?
  202. Why do I always rearange my room?
  203. You've probably heard this one,You have two coins to add up to 30 cents and
  204. Two for the road? (star if you like)?
  205. a very very silly joke do you like?? - get ready to groan lol?
  206. What Logo Is This?!?
  207. whats going to happen in Mr. Monk is on the Run part 2?
  208. this joke is about a nice little boy name johnny or (chuckie!!)?
  209. Star if you think this is funny.?
  210. Another One Dis time read it before rating it!?
  211. Where can I find some good and funny jokes?
  212. I once went to see a Psychiatrist wearing nothing but Cling film, he took one look...
  213. Funny or not??
  214. Play ANOTHER GAME! (NASTY VERSION)?
  215. The Confession funny or not?
  216. i thought they had named a new breadloaf?
  217. How smart is your right foot?
  218. is this joke funny to you?
  219. Blondes & Brunettes Bowling Tournament?
  220. a riddle that will kill your brain?
  221. Is this joke about a PRIEST & a RABBI funny?
  222. a joke compertion?
  223. How good is this joke?
  224. moving sand?
  225. What chemical can...?
  226. Have you heard this one?
  227. Is this crossing the line?
  228. do you have any cotton wool balls?
  229. Knock Knock..."Who's there?'' I Eat Mop?
  230. Hard Riddles!!??
  231. I think it's a good one, do you??
  232. Would you please rate "Listen to the Quiet" ?
  233. Wanna play a game?
  234. Only imbecils will read this?i know your one of them come look at this?
  235. Car for sale, but why so cheap? (star if you like)?
  236. lol made me laugh?
  237. what do you think?
  238. i spotted him what about you?
  239. What are some great emails your friends forwarded to you recently?
  240. CHUCK NORRIS jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1?
  241. Can you figure this out?
  242. Here is a riddle. Can you answer?
  243. is this a good joke?
  244. here's a riddlely thing?
  245. Lovely and round..i shine with pale light, grown in darkness?
  246. Safe sex....?
  247. Here are some jokes, got more?
  248. blonde joke?
  249. Would You Hire This Norwegian Logger?
  250. Having sex in your car...?