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  1. Blind or Deaf?
  2. Name of an old song where the girl sings mostly TUT TUTURUT TUT?!?
  3. Help 10 pts?
  4. Really hard but, common question. winner gets 10 points!?
  5. Is this FUNNY OR FUNNY?
  6. Yo momma is so good...joke?
  7. First person to get this wins 10 points.... Must I go on?
  8. what does...?
  9. Which of these modes of marketing would work for/on you???
  10. what do you think of these jokes/sayings?
  11. fawlty towers?
  12. What is the difference between love and arrange marriage? Best answer 10 points?
  13. I gotta pee.?
  14. Was he a crafty old sea dog?
  15. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  16. Is this joke funny?
  17. riddle..do you know it?
  18. Questions which have no reaspnable answer?
  19. have u heard this one? abt war-Wounded Wee-Wees!?
  20. Was it a Million-dollar question?
  21. complete: "green, green, yellow?_____"?
  22. Did you fall for this B*tch?
  23. I once played a blank tape at full volume.....?
  24. A woman goes to B & Q and buys a mirror......?
  25. A thought for the day...?
  26. What is Politics?
  27. A Blind man See's it, a Deaf Man Hears it, It you eat it you will die?
  28. I have 4 brothers, and i'm the only girl. There always pulling pranks on m,and...
  29. Somebody entertain me pleeeaz......?
  30. What question do doctors most dread hearing from a patient?
  31. Never choke in the South!! (A joke for you)?
  32. Farts With Lumps joke (not a very lady like one, but funny!)?
  33. Trick Question...........................?
  34. riddle can ny one solve this???
  35. No Breakfast?
  36. weffriddles 33?
  37. Your mum joke?
  38. womans work!!!?
  39. Whoever answers this question in a more funny (random) manner gets points! Yay?
  40. So, whats your view on shrapnel?
  41. What is the ultimate payback?
  42. answer this riddle?
  43. Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade
  44. Do you know this joke?
  45. Barbie dolls?
  46. Johnny Depp!!!!?
  47. What are you in every day, but can never get into?
  48. What are some good jokes?
  49. Quite simple?
  50. Quick chuckle?
  51. Hard to answer riddle :D?
  52. Whats better that TP-ing someone?
  53. best prank in wal mart?
  54. What row of numbers comes next in this series?
  55. Answer this question see how dumb you are. i mean. smart. not dumb. Answer this
  56. A guy walks into a bar...?
  57. Where do you hide a welfare recipients welfare check where he will never find it?
  58. Which weighs more?
  59. I'm so bored does anyone have some embarrassing story or joke?
  60. Answer my hard riddles correctly and you shall get 10 points? (2)?
  61. Can you make me laugh?
  62. What is eight inches long and goes through a wet hole...???
  63. Confusing questions?
  64. here is another riddle?
  65. when is the next r kelly trapped in the closet coming out?
  66. Where do you leave a crippled dog?
  67. English words Game !! Lets do it !!?
  68. do u like my joke? hehehehe?
  69. Do you know the things that you need to do when you visit a doctor?Just a joke,no...
  70. Quick!?!?!?!??!?!?
  71. what do u think?
  72. Whats wrong with this statement?
  73. This is prolly the best joke iv EVER HEARD!!!?
  74. if you had a sex change....?
  75. Joke of the Day: What's the difference between a man and E.T.? ...
  76. Answer my hard riddles correctly and you shall get 10 points?
  77. mental flexibility test... 3 C in a F?
  78. what is it?
  79. joke.......star if funny?
  80. If Obama and Hillary went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, who would carry the
  81. Riddle help!?
  82. Hard - ish riddle... first correct gets 10 pts!!!?
  83. Why does "Doll Parts" by Hole make me cry every time I listen to it?
  84. YES or NO?
  85. Did you hear about John's toast at the pub last night??
  86. What came first the chicken or the egg ?! - - -?
  87. This is a tough riddle, a man must say one thing to save his life.?
  88. Want ten points?
  89. Need jokes/funny stories to cheer me up?
  90. More Riddles~!?
  91. What's your favorite Family Guy Quote/Moment/Scene/Episode?
  92. Is this funny?
  93. Some random questions?
  94. Is this a funny joke?
  95. Figure out this riddle?
  96. I have a riddle that I can't figure!!! Can anyone help me????
  97. Blind Irishman walks into the opticians,!!!!!!!?
  98. death waits for no one a white dove soars in a blue sky under a crescent moon?
  99. I am brittle?
  100. riddle (from Runescape)?
  101. try and guess?
  102. Answer to this riddle?
  103. How well are you paying attention?
  104. YOUr BEST JOKE?
  105. MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT!!!i?
  106. I got this stupid email and it didn't give the answer. Plz help!?
  107. What number am i thinking of?
  108. riddle: where does the smell of a skunk go?
  109. Would you dare to date a partner who would do all these to you?
  110. why is shairaz qamar stupid?
  111. A guy........?
  112. What is 6 inches long, has a head on it, is in a man's pants, and women like...
  113. In a scale of 1 to 10, how funny is this joke?
  114. I need a good prank!!!?
  115. Complete the sequence?
  116. Joke: sex and the psyhciatrist ?
  117. Riddle me This...?
  118. can someone break down this poem for me? Please!?
  119. Huuuhhhh?!?
  120. down the road???????
  121. Easy ten points!!!?
  122. How do you identify a city worker's kids on the playground?
  123. Okay this is tricky?
  124. Hard Riddle!?!?
  125. How would you respond if your one track minded boyfriend sent you this card??
  126. KNOw any Jokes??
  127. Is this funny? Or lame and corny?
  128. Got a phone call?
  129. Let's see if you can get this...?
  130. Why is Dr. Bean is so much foolish, shouldn't have some knowledge?
  131. Female Divers/Swimmers Only?
  132. i went to the doctors the other day is this normal?
  133. Try this Riddle...(Part 12)?
  134. riddle can you figure it out?
  135. Whats am i thinking of? somethign with a boat, a man dying, and another man
  136. Am i a psychic? for real..?
  137. Three Irishmen were in a bar, playing cards?
  138. Another joke?see details?
  139. do you smoke ?
  140. Is it love, lust or.....marriage???
  141. is there a cure for barwhoreism?
  142. Another, which joke is better?
  143. "talking dog for sale"?
  144. Riddle!!!!!!!!?
  145. Do I have a dirty mind....?
  146. FUNNY JOKe !!?
  147. Why sentence structure is important?
  148. Abort Jailbreak??
  149. Diarrhea Song?
  150. haha ok this is weird but i said to my friend once "oh he must be half a ham
  151. how to change the view on sims 2 castaway psp?
  152. A man with one ear goes in to a bar..................?
  153. It was so funny?
  154. Has you day been worse????
  155. How do roll your eyes back so only the white of your eyes show?
  156. a simple and a funny riddle????????????????
  157. Isn't this funny, or what?
  158. Is this a funny joke?
  159. help quickley please?
  160. 10 POiNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  161. is this joke funny?
  162. what is the square root of?
  163. Bleeding Love english paper homework please help!!!!!!!?
  164. Practical Joke Gone a Miss!!!!?
  165. Smart Teacher?
  166. 25 uses for a paper clip?
  167. mime question?
  168. help I have a massive problemo!!?
  169. Is this a funny joke?
  170. Selling Bibles !?
  171. i need help!?
  172. are you a funny person?
  173. worlds hardest riddle?
  174. Another riddle?
  175. Would you call this love, lust, or... marriage??
  176. Interesting riddle...?
  177. When a chicken lays an egg does it come out brown or white?
  178. Want ten points?
  179. Good secret Prank?
  180. who is that in my picture?
  181. FIKKIN HILARIOUS OR WHAT? ANSWER fast!?
  182. any good and funny short jokes?
  183. yo mama jokes?
  184. you like this joke?
  185. M&M C0Mm3.RCI@L??????
  186. Really hard riddles!! 10 points to the correct answers!?
  187. Does anybody have any realy embarassing bondage stories to share?
  188. does anyone know any good pranks??
  189. i dont get this help!!!!!?
  190. Guess my Name!?
  191. Prank In High School English Class?
  192. Help!i dont get this!!?
  193. What can make this video better?
  194. How did the Marine manage to sleep well last night??
  195. Why is a woman's genitalia called a "monkey"?
  196. guess my name..?
  197. I'm feeling a little fed up & sad...?
  198. ok ^.^ does any1 no bout the ask pete thing?! lol?
  199. fractions?
  200. Ok I have a riddle?
  201. I was listining to the Johnas Brothers?
  202. ha, ha...when is a car not a car?
  203. Any FUNNY jokes?
  204. Joke of the Day: I was recently riding with a friend of mine. ...
  205. What is the difference in a fairy tale and a 'good old boy' story?
  206. Gooddaaayy. cobber?
  207. if you found a penny what would do?
  208. my girl friend came out of the kitchen, yelled at me and then went back in-- what
  209. funny joke?
  210. Guess My name?
  211. Big Gulps, Huh?
  212. Gooddaaayy. cobber?
  213. what's my name??
  214. this is a must read. funny adult hummer?
  215. Funny Joke?
  216. funny romantic verse's what do you think?
  217. funny romantic verse's what do you think?
  218. Help......... : (?
  219. The Vampire Bat - funny or not?
  220. Some stupid funny questions people usually asks???
  221. good prank?
  222. Can you figure out this riddle?
  223. Is this a funny joke?
  224. Who would like to have one of these monkeys as a drinking buddy?
  225. Some joke?
  226. this is funny!?
  227. whats this song called: i aint got no crystal ball but if i had a million dollars?
  228. green joke! beware: conservatives! what are 3 similarities between female genitalia
  229. Paternity - funny or not?
  230. if this is a bad blonde joke can I have a ton of stars?
  231. The Film Shoot?
  232. Would you do it to survive?
  233. biggest riddle in da world!?
  234. Did You Know More money is spent on Boob jobs and Viagra than Alzheimer's research?
  235. What is a chili dog?
  236. is this funny i recieved this one by mail not sure HELP?
  237. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done ?
  238. Try this out, this is soooo cool!?
  239. If you and your love lived miles apart and you shouted at the top of your voice
  240. Easy 10 points?
  241. Express yourself:?
  242. God is watching - funny or not?
  243. What do I do? Should I feel dumb?
  244. A really good prank I thought of...?
  245. NOW THIS IS FUNNY DO YOU AGREE yes or no?
  246. What goes allover the world but doesn't move?
  247. big boobs?
  248. slove the puzzle?
  249. What are these jokes called?
  250. Redneck riddle?