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  1. Do you believe in this kind of clocks ???
  2. Aries on amnesya?!?
  3. A good idea for a Spiderman 4?
  4. funny story??
  5. Son of a B***h?
  6. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  7. Anybody have any hilarious jokes?
  8. What time is it when both hands on the clock are between one and two(ten points)?
  9. (repost)Does this make you laugh,,,, It's the spring, and the baby bear?
  10. Frst prsn wns?
  11. my friends riddle..i have a big spot, empty in my heart- hint: the true name is
  12. Yyo mamma jokes?
  13. If it takes three men five days to fill a bath?
  14. Who has the most properties (houses) ?
  15. Are you ready for a great joke? Let me know what you think! thanks.?
  16. nursery rhymes?
  17. There was a countdown that was cute for SMS?
  18. PrAnKs HeLp?
  19. Do you think this is sickening?
  20. have you ever done something stupid or awkwerd?
  21. 3 Men On a Desserted Island!!?
  22. Star me if you like......."Sticky First Date"..... a bit long though totally worht
  23. A joke for Women?
  24. Red Marble brain teaser?
  25. Please HELP me solve this RIDDLE!?
  26. answer this riddle. whoever gets it right first gets best answer!?
  27. What is the name of the comedy audio CD of someone pretending to be president...
  28. Order in the court!?
  29. Are you a redneck fireman?
  30. Who has the best joke to this topic:?
  31. Taking the dog for a walk....funny?!?!?
  32. Stress Relievers - guys vs gals (funny ???)?
  33. Last night the women were keeping me awake, pounding on my door!?
  34. riddle experts!?(sunrise)?
  35. what do you think of this funny poem?
  36. Riddle!? About a box and a mirror. Can you figure it out?
  37. Politics Made Simple maybe to long for some sorrryyyyyyyyyy !?
  38. witty answer wanted ?
  39. wats the best kind of funny? stupid, smart, sarcastic, mean, weird, or normal...
  40. My principle says mondy its funny?
  41. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline?
  42. "What is SEX?" the little girl asked her mother?
  43. If there are 10 lawyers sitting on a fence and you shot 8 of them, how...
  44. WHat Is Mike Hunt?
  45. Would you rather swallow a mouse or eat you hair with extra lice in it?
  46. know any kind of funny racist jokes?
  47. know any good ones?
  48. Can you figure these out?
  49. Anyone know any jokes (that are good) that would help me be in the center of...
  50. Joke of the Day: A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get th
  51. Whats the songgg??!?!?!?
  52. riddle joke type things....?
  53. How do you punch some so hard that they fall to the ground and cannot get up?
  54. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
  55. Please help me with some brain teasers? A Chance for 10 points...lol?
  56. is this funny?
  57. Why wasn't Jesus born in Porto Rico?
  58. Motorola Qqp....$200
  59. Read........?
  60. What's the dif. between the Rolling Stones and the Scottish Highlanders?
  61. what are some extremely random things to say?
  62. Riddle!!!!!?
  63. lets play the game?
  64. need help! wants to create a birthday cart for 40th birthday, needs...
  65. Lady......joke?
  66. Riddle... just for fun 10 point right answer?
  67. 10 points to firs person wiht correct answer!!?
  68. Everyone Must watch funny video!!! Pls give your comment after watching!?
  69. Penis Study?
  70. What's funnier?
  71. What race are you?
  72. What is the first thing when you hear the word....?
  73. How can you change 5+5+5 to equal 550? Riddle...?
  74. What is Smoky the Bears middle name?
  75. please eplain?
  76. Joke (or answer to my riddle coz nobody got it correct): How is 13.20 = 3.70 ? :)?
  77. Guess the movie!?
  78. ChEcK DiS OuT.....?
  79. What are the appropriate answers to jokes and riddles in the Jokes and...
  80. Fun LOGIC Riddle!?
  81. Here's a funny story I heard the other day...local radio station told?
  82. Is this a funny joke?
  83. can't remember joke but have the punch line?
  84. I got a corny joke...what is the devil's favorite fairy tale?
  85. Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices...
  86. One written in a strange land... Would you read?
  87. answer this riddle?
  88. joke???? do you like it.?
  89. How do you like this joke?
  90. LOL. Make Me Laugh?
  91. Joke of the Day: Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?" ...
  92. Not really a question...joke..?
  93. Three (3) simple questions for 10 big points?
  94. How fat is the world?
  95. why does the barbarian think these are funny..?
  96. Isn't it funny how tears become laughter in moments?
  97. Find out the riddle.?
  98. easy 10 points!!! first correct answerr?
  99. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you?
  100. I was just robbed!?
  101. Wondering if anyone kows this?
  102. is this funny?
  103. riddle! riddle experts! free 10 points?
  104. Riddle... just for fun 10 point right answer!?
  105. funny jokes?
  106. What is the difference between Obama and Clinton??
  107. childrens rhymes!! help me!!! haha?
  108. What does it mean?
  109. What would you do and say if some random person, that you barely knew, blew up?
  110. Do u know this song? What's it called? Is this how it goes?
  111. i am we todd it. sofa king we todd it?
  112. I want extremely, EXTREMELY funny jokes?
  113. FUNNY JOKE l!!!!!!?
  114. how did the saw dust kill the clown?
  115. Old but good joke...?
  116. Joke of the day for u.?
  117. Is this funny...??
  118. did you hear that australians are like their country?
  119. George Double You Bush?
  120. If a rooster laid an egg on the end of a pointed roof???
  121. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich?
  122. Rude michael jackson joke:starworthy?
  123. heres a funny one ?
  124. did you find this funny?
  125. I like this one don't you?
  126. Is this all a joke (or) real???
  127. Any good riddles.?
  128. Mrs.Cooper?
  129. Here is a true story.?
  130. this joke made me laugh.. got any other good ones?
  131. jokes guys? anyone?
  132. a mental asylum ?
  133. I Just got attacked sexually by some one who offered me a ride home?!?!?
  134. could you blame her?
  135. what do u think about this question?
  136. would you rather eat a bowl of pimples or a bowl of scabs?
  137. im in the wrong category but,i posted this in others but i get no Help.I met my
  138. I'am thinking of a number.....?
  139. Hi!!! an easy two points for u!!! :)?
  140. If a plain crashed on the border between the USA & Canada?
  141. my joke!!!!?
  142. Guess what my name is everybody!!?
  143. i need jokes.?
  144. watch out for words like this from a woman?
  145. See if you can figure this out....?
  146. What does she mean ?
  147. i need..........for a party?
  148. LOL.. blonde jokes..?
  149. Here are a few funny jokes (about dumb blondes) i've heard:?
  150. what has six legs and runs around in circles?
  151. Grocery Shopping?
  152. Joke of the Day: Your mama is so fat, ...
  153. What child's game does Michael Jackson NOT allow to be played?
  154. do u think this is funny?
  155. Super crazy riddle for ten points?
  156. i'm not weird but i think i might have a ghost in my home...NO JOKE,,who do
  157. How do you wake up mad?
  158. A joke?? A JOKE!?
  159. what sucks and blows? (a riddle)?
  160. Is Knick Knack Paddy Whack A Mother Goose Rhyme?
  161. RIDDLE: is a "brown skinned man", racist if he hates "whole wheat bread" made...
  162. know any number puns?
  163. Do you like this joke?
  164. What is the state i live in?
  165. What were you thinking?
  166. What do you think of this Joke?
  167. Funny Jokes?
  168. Math Riddle UBER HARDD!!!!!?
  169. What would you do if were stuck in an elevator for hours?
  170. looking for titles of very short books (not real ones)?
  171. How do I develop good joke delivery and timing for my stand up routine?
  172. Weight Lose Plan.. Joke?
  173. shabooya help!!?
  174. Guess My Middle & Last Name!!!?
  175. Why couldnt brian and amy go?
  176. Can you give me a good joke...?
  177. What unspectacular thing could/did you do as a child?
  178. I NEED this riddle solved?
  179. What do you call the change from a condom machine??
  180. Are there more real resolutions to other 'guess the punchline' riddles? i.e
  181. Insight problem?
  182. OHH MYY GOD. plzz answer. BEST ANSWER GETS 10 pts.?
  183. Embrassing Moments?
  184. can you help me answer this??
  185. What is Soujaboy's favorite animal?
  186. What is Soujaboy's favorite animal?
  187. can some one help me i lost my dog....?
  188. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  189. Tell me something silly! Give me a good laugh at your expense!?
  190. if you were a mushroom...?
  191. How's that again?
  192. What Living Creature, Insect or animal are you most afraid of???
  193. You Like??
  194. i passed out and just had another dream, help?!?
  195. violations,what are they ,,did you hear?
  196. In all the Tarzan movies?
  197. whats the weirdest dream you have ever had?
  198. cryptic band names..........?
  199. Why is it?
  200. Make up a joke on the spot!!!!?
  201. US Navy destroyer out on nightly maneuvers?
  202. here is a polite little jokey wokey?
  203. How many days does it take the mouse to reach 10ft?
  204. Blonde Jokes!.Any Good!?
  205. do the people who answer with things like its old or?
  206. Where is God?
  207. Did you hear about the little girl who robbed a liquor store with a rock?
  208. here is an aresome jokesey......?
  209. eminem..lol..funny?
  210. A funny email..?
  211. What do you think of this little chuckle?
  212. did you see?
  213. Is this a good poem?
  214. Funny Video. Need help finding it!?
  215. Anyone know some funny jokes?
  216. twice a day!! 2-2-2-2-2?
  217. Blinded by the light, wrap it up like a douche???
  218. help!!!! i need the answer please!!?
  219. i seen this joke posted along time ago is it funny.A prisoner escapes from his
  220. i dreamt i was han solo las nite,wait for it....?
  221. This might sound like a strange question but what decade is this?
  222. What's wrong with me?
  223. what do you get when you cross.........?
  224. Some fun things to look at just for thought?
  225. can you solve this (easy) logic problem?
  226. What was your most embarassing moment? Be honest, we have all had them! Mine was...?
  227. A bear ask the hunter...?
  228. Are these funny jokes? tell me please..............?
  229. i need jokes like...?
  230. Funny jokes about Little red riding hood?????
  231. Hurting my brain...HELP?!?!?!?
  232. Isn't this the best joke?
  233. Why can't Helen Keller drive?
  234. leprechauns?
  235. a riddle for the tough minded?
  236. What's the funniest thing you've ever heard?
  237. the real world's hardest riddle?
  238. has this ever happened to you!?
  239. how do you know if you have ADD?
  240. Looking for a dinosaur tape?
  241. Will you tell a good comfort story or joke?
  242. centre of attention comes from the t?
  243. Joke of the Day: A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, ...
  244. ..Riddle.Time..?
  245. Quick!!! 10 points!!! ..?
  246. My dougie?
  247. easy ten pts!! i just want to test ppls intellegence. How many of each animal
  248. Kids say the Darndest things........ judge for yourselves?
  249. eAsY tEn PoInTs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  250. Did You Do Your Homework(too young, or is it funny?)?