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  1. What's got 500 legs and no pubic hair?
  2. what am I?
  3. why do chinese takeaways look the same?
  4. what are some funny ways to get back at your crazy cop calling neighbor?
  5. jack off for the first time??!?
  6. why did the chicken cross the road?
  7. what was that t.v shows name where this boy die and a cross that another...
  8. RANDOM question?
  9. dog and cat diary... hope you like it?
  10. Whats your problem Dora?
  11. Is This Funny to you?
  12. Good idea for a prank? What do you think?
  13. is this a funny joke?
  14. smart old man...is THIS JOKE FUNNY??
  15. I dont get this joke???
  16. answer this riddle?
  17. What is it?
  18. what comes first??????
  19. What did the hippo say to the zebra?
  20. can anyone help me solve this riddle?
  21. How much..?
  22. has any one done an impersonation that was so funny someone is still laughing?
  23. Jokes... do you like them?
  24. i need advice PLEASE HELP!!!?
  25. Who can solve this riddle?
  26. Is there any way 2 sneak into the front row of a concert?
  27. twilight zone help?
  28. Another riddle?
  29. can you make this sound good?
  30. Does this prove that the Irish discovered africa?
  31. funny or not?
  32. What is the most random thing u can think of?
  33. What are some really good dorky jokes?
  34. What are some good riddles?
  35. New oasis advert with cactus boy?
  36. THlS WILL INTEREST YOU I PROMISE?
  37. Is this joke funny? Rate it 1-10.?
  38. what do some people joke about thing they cant explain and dont understand ?
  39. Another dumb blonde?
  40. Who is Holly and why on Earth would I want to deck the halls with her bowels?
  41. The ULTIMATE PUZZLE...?
  42. how do magic people cut people?
  43. Can you cook?
  44. Solve this tricky riddle!!!?
  45. What am i feelin?
  46. Hot ads anyone?
  47. ATTENTION: How many pancakes?
  48. Can you help me figure out this grandma likes riddle?
  49. Guess What!!!!?
  50. What do you think of this joke(very funny)?
  51. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha check out this joke?
  52. Can anyone solve this riddle???
  53. Aren't blondes fun?
  54. Sperm Count (Not what you think...)?
  55. what do you think about this joke?
  56. How many Dull people doe it take to screw in a light bulb?
  57. bonus jokes to everyone......?
  58. whow what a punch?
  59. Rate My Poem!!!?
  60. who can answer my question using pure logic?
  61. natural childbirth ....?
  62. Was someone offended by my joke ... Survey...?
  63. how do you whistle loud?
  64. 10 more points?
  65. i need a good prank?
  66. Fun Riddle!?
  67. Jokes : Dupak, who said he knew everyone, joined a new company and his new...
  68. is there something about numbers?
  69. riddle...what does this mean to you?
  70. blonde joke ?
  71. 4 letter words?!?! Noooo?
  72. joke time:3!..?
  73. make me laugh please?
  74. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
  75. Time to bring down the ROOF!!!?
  76. Its joke time again!...?
  77. Dwarf Joke......?
  78. Easy 10 pts!! Guess the word!!?
  79. if it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half...?
  80. Joke~ Bedroom comunication?
  81. Solve this!?
  82. Any Good Jokes?
  83. could you correct my English letter, please?
  84. A Blonde Joke?
  85. what are some funny replies to everything that people say?
  86. funniest asleep in class story?
  87. Can you figure out this Riddle?
  88. How come dogs lick their private parts?
  89. riddle...please help me...?
  90. ok how about this one?
  91. lets see whos the best?
  92. 10 Points!!!!?
  93. Do you need a sence of humour transplant?
  94. Is my lyrics any good?
  95. Ways to annoy your roommate.?
  96. Oh what monster have I become?
  97. What is it called when you help a Jewish person?
  98. Can u solve these riddles??? (get 100% and win and get points)?
  99. what do YOU think?
  100. MATH help please?
  101. ITS joke time!..?
  102. how true is this ??
  103. tell me a joke or a riddle or something. just make me laugh?
  104. How much money are you worth?
  105. i always see my died dad in my dream but he is always look same as my...
  106. Another Riddle?
  107. dog next door?
  108. What do you tell the Trix Rabbit when he turns gay?
  109. Ghouls haunt the towns at night... There is a mysterious man in the Town of Alba...
  110. APARTMENT: One bedroom, 2 dudes?
  111. Did ya hear about?
  112. Do you all have any idea how HoTTT it's been in Phoenix lately?
  113. What happens if a vampire bites chuck norris?
  114. Tell me the best riddle or joke you've ever heard?
  115. danny boy and Bert Bart!!?
  116. What did the blonde say to the handsome?
  117. Things that are most likely to eat your babies by %?
  118. what is a good prank?
  119. Survey ...?
  120. who said the following quote?
  121. does a bear crap in the woods?
  122. What is the 'thing' that girls hate but the boys adore?
  123. FUNNY OR NOT Busy In Heaven?
  124. Redneck Jokes!?
  125. Man VS Woman,who wins?
  126. Three proctologists?
  127. is it true?
  128. Yesterday i saved a lady from getting robbed...?
  129. Are these jokes any good?
  130. funny joke...?
  131. Who is she?
  132. silly blonde joke!!!!?
  133. can someone....?
  134. Polish Remover?
  135. what could SFSPRMAN mean??
  136. I have this riddle that I can't figure out!?!?
  137. One joke, Part two?
  138. It's been sooo Hottt in Phoenix lately? You wanna know how Hot it was?
  139. Would you like a few true ads?
  140. wittiest comment about a person you hate gets 10 points?
  141. who thinks lolcats are awesome?
  142. pranks to pull while people are sleeping?
  143. A funny one?
  144. Gimme some funny replies Plz.?
  145. Recent polls have shown 1/5 americans can't locate the us on a world map....
  146. Bet your all happy, MORE JOKES!!!!!!?
  147. omg what do you think of this?
  148. A blond decided she wanted to go ice fishing. She read books and studied the
  149. Can you guess my favorite color?
  150. A farmer had three daughters of whom he was very protective....?
  151. i would like to know what a self inflicted gun wound looks like, the exit...
  152. Arrived.. just a bit late?
  153. is there a doctor in the house?
  154. Whats the riddle...?
  155. If you could trade places...?
  156. Joke.............?
  157. Is this embarrassing?
  158. Will President Bush be remembered as a 'great leader' in the coming years?
  159. ottin bottin?
  160. I don't get this Joke Can you please explain (Its bugging me me)?
  161. Helen Keller Jokes?
  162. Life In A Nursing Home?
  163. Why didn't they play cards on The Ark?
  164. Can Someone Give me some good pranks to pull of my 19 year old sister? It needs...
  165. Riddel I bet you wont get it!?
  166. i love to settle down on the queens, i was on the kettle and cork for a couple
  167. If u were trapped on a deserted island...?
  168. Answer this riddle: There's an employee in a hotel...?
  169. Heaven At Last?
  170. Truth or Dare?
  171. Does my poem have emotion??
  172. Riddle! First one to answer it correct gets 10 points.?
  173. What do you want for breakfast?
  174. Heres some riddles. Frist person to awnser them all correclty wins.?
  175. Why isn't batman blind?
  176. im looking for a dance version of seven seconds away i know there is one but who...
  177. True Story Riddle?
  178. One joke?..?
  179. flag competition 10 points to whoever gets it right?
  180. ATTENTION: Can you answer this riddle?
  181. Riddle:An old lady was found hanging in a room!(Details Below!)?
  182. Guessing game, best answer goes to whoever guesses right!?
  183. why was this joke removed?
  184. Im writing my own BREAKING DAWN tell me if this is good!?
  185. on a rainy day?
  186. Why would you chop down a cherry tree?
  187. Can a blind person feel blue?
  188. Fourth of july pranks???
  189. Can you answer this....?
  190. Mike's mom had for kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and?
  191. the answer is NO?
  192. Do you like Irish jokes?
  193. How much does the president carry in his wallet?
  194. Funniest joke?
  195. Another riddle--- Can you answer?? :)?
  196. Is my poem retarded?!??
  197. Joke of the day?
  198. should they be driving?
  199. What can be heard and caught but can never be seen?
  200. Too eager to work?
  201. What dries as it gets wet?
  202. LOL laughs of the week.....?
  203. A riddle, answer quick and answer correctly to get 10 points?
  204. Got any jokes about psychiatrists?
  205. Huh? My last question outn of 95. Thanks?
  206. A Good Joke?
  207. Riddle Time!!!?
  208. Ok smarty, figure this out...?
  209. I wanna add a store to my mall....?
  210. joke...help?
  211. Riddles for riddle fans! Most correct answers gets the "best answer" prize! #1?
  212. Is Windows a Virus?......?
  213. the answer is yes!?
  214. does cheif die in halo 3?
  215. Say This Three Times Fast?
  216. Riddles for riddle fans! Most correct answers gets the "best answer" prize! #4?
  217. Riddles for riddle fans! Most correct answers gets the "best answer" prize! #2?
  218. Some very hard questions to answer?
  219. A funny joke....!?
  220. Riddles for riddle fans! Most correct answers gets the "best answer" prize! #3?
  221. how does this story sound?
  222. What's green and red and goes fifty five miles an hour?
  223. Visit from a Dark Sprit Help!?
  224. obamasux has no life?
  225. Can you tell me what is funny about this joke, don't get it?
  226. !! A really funny answer 10 points xx?
  227. asain korean comedian?
  228. figure out this riddle if you can?
  229. What's the name of the song with the girl, about her day, that has a lot of
  230. adult joke?
  231. How does the really long joke about the polar bear sweater go?
  232. Riddles for riddle fans! Most correct answers gets the "best answer" prize! #5?
  233. 10 points to someone who can get the most riddles correct?
  234. Two and to half men... what is gonna happen with the boy that lives...
  235. Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road???
  236. riddle hwat is it?
  237. For each citizen?
  238. lawyer joke...a bit of a groaner.. :)?
  239. Jaime H... The pa rum pun pum song is "I just want the girl in the blue dress...
  240. Did you know...?
  241. Do you know the answer???
  242. Am i happy..??
  243. mental math trick!!?
  244. Who is this POPular musical artist?
  245. Riddles. Which one?
  246. whats the funniest joke you know?
  247. What type of humour makes you laugh out loud ?
  248. Funny Joke!!!?
  249. which is the dad on mamma mia?
  250. Can someone explain to me what the dormouse means by 'feed your head' in White