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  1. Limerick I made up...like it?
  2. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? ?
  3. why is joeduck chickenshit?
  4. fake presidential campaign?
  5. Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  6. 1 22, 0 11, ? ??, 2 44, 5 1010, 4 88 ?
  7. does this prove it..An American decided to write a book about famous churches?
  8. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  9. If you could be any vegetable, what would you be?
  10. there is this new receptionist in my place of work,each time i gaze at her she ?
  11. Joke! 10 points to the person who can get it first and tell me why?
  12. What do you wanna be?
  13. How do you like this joke?
  14. what comdien said this ?
  15. woohoo!!! level 3 party asking for riddles?
  16. Check the bulb in the attic...?
  17. Farmer and The Bank Manager?
  18. How well can you cheer and tumble ?
  19. Were you amazed by your first orgazm? how did it happen? did you like it? How old
  20. What is Alaska's abstinence campaign consist of?
  21. is this the best irish joke?
  22. what do you call a sleep walking Nun?
  23. joeduck cant take it?
  24. Hay guise! Is this funny??? Tell me it is even if it isnt!!?
  25. Whats the difference between a Lesbian and an Elephant?
  26. Idea for Senior Prank, is it good or not?
  27. What's the Answer to this question?Only those who are good can answer this?
  28. What is Hercule Poirot's method to solving so many crimes?
  29. What is the answer to....?
  30. Talk Dirty to Me!!!!!!!!!?
  31. Probably the worst joke ever?
  32. Just a few jokes... Tell me what you think!?
  33. jokes to make girls in my class laugh?
  34. Not too bad I guess?
  35. Is this still funny......................................?
  36. This might sound retarded........?
  37. Funniest Chuck Norris joke?
  38. what should i do I was coming home from the pub last night?
  39. Is Liberman, the biggest joke in Politics?
  40. What was your favorite joke on the Bob Saget roast?
  41. riddle type thingy :) ??
  42. Who Can Guess What Lshypyp Means?
  43. Can you solve this one?
  44. screw this heartless world?
  45. what is the answer to this riddle? plz help!?
  46. who is the man that did this??
  47. first class blond [Joke] sorry if it offends anyone!?
  48. how many fish are in my pocket?
  49. Okay...is it time for a joke/story yet...? ?
  50. Do you think barney jokes are funny? ?
  51. does anybody watch my big redneck wedding?
  52. a guy walks into a bar... ouch?
  53. did anyone see how clueless McSame was when he was filling the relief buckets ?
  54. funny class reunion joke.well i liked it. star me if you like.?
  55. What's knocked out ?
  56. Always have a Towel (JOKE)...?
  57. funny question. What did your parents call?
  58. 10 point best answer!!?
  59. so how many people here sleep "all natural" ?
  60. do you like fred on you tube?
  61. Would you consider me pretty? 1-10 scale?
  62. Senior Prank, what are the consequences?
  63. Two Parrots are sitting on a Perch......?
  64. Is Obama the Anti-Christ? I have the answer!!!?
  65. JOKE--read and smile : )?
  66. A little riddle of my own making. Do you know the answer?
  67. a week before the wedding?
  68. RIng of Power!!!!?
  69. How do you kill a circus?
  70. What is the definition of bipolar?
  71. five finger death punch?
  72. What's the difference between a democrat and the rear end of a horse ?
  73. .::.::joke!::..::...........?
  74. What do you think of this joke?
  75. The Lyin' King!!!!!!!!!?
  76. Senior prank????????????
  77. Tell the truth. If you say this really fast do you laugh, even a little?
  78. A short question to test your brain. Have a look?
  79. how do i mace money at yahoo answer ?
  80. are you watching the OIL go down down down down ?
  81. An old riddle for you >_>?
  82. The little rascals R-rated joke!?
  83. guy doing the crossword asks his friend for help?
  84. Why are Black People and Batman alike?
  85. poll: can you solve this riddle?
  86. any one know a *beeping* funny blonde joke?
  87. What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? ?
  88. What is the joke that Larry the Cable guy tells?
  89. let's see if you know this one...?
  90. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll?
  91. Best text message joke????
  92. no offense to anyone in this...
  93. How smart are you? 10 points up for grabs!?
  94. can u figure this one out?
  95. Will this make you laugh?
  96. some randomly funny things!!!??
  97. Can you figure how this works out?
  98. What is a vampires least favorite food?
  99. 10 pointttttttttts ?!?
  100. Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.?
  101. help with the online riddle game jaor?
  102. What is it? 10 points for the person who gets it first :) ?
  103. Can anyone tell me what happened here??
  104. Would you laugh at this prank?
  105. kinda odd question......?
  106. is this joke clean enough joke for kids ..A man was driving down the road and ran...
  107. Comedian with Funny Road Signs.?
  108. What is the song 'meet your master' by nine inch nails about?
  109. Adams Rib made Eve (Joke) ?
  110. who wants points.....?
  111. is this accurate.Yahoo is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at?
  112. How did the police know that princess diana had dandruff?
  113. A difficult riddle that nobody can solve?
  114. Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.?
  115. what do you call a zebra with three legs?
  116. whats the last thing that goes through the mind of a fly went it hits a car?
  117. haha dumb blonde jokes.?
  118. Why did princess diana cross the road?
  119. Anyone know any good fat words?
  120. Blonde JOKES!!!! (SORRY?!?!?)?
  121. What are some bee jokes?
  122. How would you like to hear a winning joke?
  123. Y r my eyes funny looking when i wake up???
  124. Why Are Alot Of Old Nursery Rhymes So Demented..?
  125. have you ever jumped out of a plane?
  126. Riddles - where can I find some decent ones with answers?
  127. The Blonde's Tv (Joke) ?
  128. Guess what happened last night?!?
  129. Does anyone get this joke?
  130. one tree hill?!?!?!?! does dan die?!?!?!!?!?!?
  131. Can a guy please put it to me intelligently why "scarface" is idolized by men?
  132. Can anyone solve this puzzle? I don't think it's possible, but if it is
  133. I'm a sketch/stand-up comedian on youtube and I need a good idea for a joke
  134. any one remember the single that goes saundra sez?
  135. Anyone hear this joke?
  136. Smartest Man in the World (Joke) ?
  137. Can someone solve this riddle?
  138. Answer if you can?????????????????????
  139. Can you answer this?
  140. What sticks out in your mind about..??
  141. Is this a joke to appreciate?
  142. How are men and women both like a computer?
  143. are all marriages like this...A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.?
  144. Please help me with this riddle.?
  145. do u like to go outside and take walks?
  146. Do you know the answer to the world's hardest riddle? Easy Ten Points,
  147. what are your favorite chuck norris jokes?
  148. A teacher draws a penis on board,then askes,"Does anyone know what this is?"?
  149. what about this one The Perfect Woman Joke?
  150. do u shop until u drop?
  151. if i said jump............................?
  152. 1.Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning,
  153. Fish riddles ill add the answers later?
  154. what are the lines in the middle of the road called?
  155. If a complete stranger came up to you in an airport....?
  156. Would you like some of PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS?
  157. What does p.p mean/stand for?
  158. does this tickle you?
  159. Riddle! Answer it first, Win ten points!!!?
  160. Why you should never question a drunk!?
  161. Who's insane i told the doctor how it was looking after my brother who thinks...
  162. what are some of the funniest dirty jokes youve ever heard?
  163. does anybody know any good jokes??
  164. anywone know creative fat jokes?
  165. will he live after saying that ?
  166. Is this the original story of red riding hood..?
  167. funniest thing ever!?
  168. i need a really good joke? anything would be nice?
  169. Old man in a bar jokes funny ?
  170. Am i getting boring,,,,,I was driving along a country road ?
  171. Funny "Party tricks"?
  172. Here's a real funny joke!?
  173. is this the original.The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest?
  174. logic puzzles ,help me ?
  175. Riddle!!! Help!!!!!?
  176. i farted HELP ME!!!?
  177. help!! 10 pts for best answer?
  178. Guess what happened this Morning?! I Bet you dont know!?
  179. what is the best midnight prank?
  180. Can you give me your best ' would you rather' jokes?
  181. This is so TRUE if your unfortunate enough for this to happen to you? LOL!!!?
  182. if you are arabic do you think this is funny?
  183. What are some jokes I can use against this kid using his looks (Pic)?
  184. So I heard another good blonde joke the other day?
  185. A time for a riddly riddler............................?
  186. how funny is this joke?
  187. Joke: Getting Older?
  188. what does this mean ?
  189. pranks to do on someone whos ?
  190. What am I (a riddle)?
  191. Is this a funny joke because i think its pretty hilarious???
  192. Here Are Some More Jokes?
  193. What are the best things to do in LA that won't empty my pockets?
  194. okay if you were at the beach on a nice cool day and theres something behind...
  195. Pat and Mick are doing a crossword.?
  196. What is a really good joke you know of?
  197. On a scale of1to 10(10 being the best 1 being the worst) how pretty am i???...
  198. Fill my slam book ! need some funny, wacky or nonveg.. answers .?
  199. Quick prank question.....?
  200. three newly wed couples want to belong to a church? (might be considered dirty)?
  201. the little holes after you shave your legs?
  202. FUNNY joke.....read and smile.... : )?
  203. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Riddle me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  204. lets start a story?..............?
  205. And Now It's Rude Joke Time?
  206. Practical Joke! Need Help!?
  207. what comes after S?....................?
  208. I know that no one will can answer this question...?
  209. Submit your own (original) weekend update joke. Funniest one gets the best answer!?
  210. I need help with a riddle ?
  211. I need help with a prank war!!?
  212. is this oldie still funny A Womans Brain Cell Joke?
  213. The nuns got killed in a minibus crash and are waiting to go to heaven...?
  214. Check this Joke out?
  215. Who am I? Answer this riddle?
  216. Please help me with this riddle game? PLEASE?
  217. QUIZ TIME! Which nations (countries) in the world are smaller than Luxembourg?
  218. When you sprinkle when you tinkle?
  219. qweb help please!!!!!!!!!?
  220. whats the funniest chuck norris joke?
  221. HI EVERYONE ITS CRAP JOKE TIME(and for the humourless among you, yes i already know
  222. What am I? who can guess?
  223. What am I?????riddle?
  224. first thing that comes to mind.?
  225. (GOT JOKES?) do you know funny jokes.?
  226. Can you answer my riddles?
  227. Fill in the blank with something funny?
  228. Smartest Man in the World?
  229. The geography of a woman?
  230. another oldie but is it funny The 3 Preachers Wives Joke?
  231. i really need a good joke!?
  232. is this the worst joke ?
  233. Level 11 on QWEB riddle?
  234. i need 5 funny tongue twisters!?
  235. Riddle : Who is the murderer?
  236. 10 is equals to what?
  237. This is really hilarious!!!!! BEST JOKE EVER!! LOl!?
  238. what colour should you paint a dog house full of t bone steaks on a rainy
  239. answer these riddles... easy!?
  240. Can't get past level nine on this riddle site??
  241. Old MacDonald's Dilemma (riddle!)?
  242. First Time at a Unitarian Service?
  243. Does this bring a smile to your face?
  244. Give me a clean joke and the best one will recieve best answer.?
  245. what about this one i recieved today interesting or not ?
  246. WANNA hear a funny joke?
  247. easy riddle 10 points?
  248. what is something you find at the circus that begins with an m or w??
  249. i have a few questions. click !?
  250. what is the best joke u know?