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  1. rhyming things is funny?
  2. what do you call a rooster that wakes you up crowing?
  3. why did the usa enter the two world wars?
  4. Solve this riddle....20th person to answer gets points!!!?
  5. Another riddle! Easy 10 points!?
  6. Brain Teaser Question?
  7. is this lame...A Polar Bear walks into a bar?
  8. some random jokes, gud or not?
  9. This popped into my head... rate from 1 to 10?
  10. Can you finish the sentence? 10 points!?
  11. how often has this happened to you..A man went to see his doctor.?
  12. was it a bacon tree ?
  13. Crossing a desert (walking): What two things would you take with you?
  14. jokes to crack during a particular talk show?
  15. If you becam invisble ...what the first thing you'r gonna do ?
  16. Hey i have to tell a joke in school but i dont know what to do any ideas?
  17. when i say STOP !! what NUMBER came into your mind?
  18. Can we make monkey and ape jokes since Obama uses pigs stinky fish and lipstick...
  19. Help With Senior Prank Ideas?
  20. We all make mistakes...?
  21. sometimes blue, sometimes weeping, sometimes twinkle, sometimes beaming,
  22. ok please answer for the third time?
  23. Plexers once again. Help?
  24. IE HELP. 10 pts. for best answer.?
  25. Dear Sirs And Miss Does Any One Know What Happen To Snow Kid ?
  26. Please help what is this music and would it sound like?
  27. What did the dog say to the tree?
  28. ladies, i guess there isn't?
  29. I have a riddle for you!!!?
  30. Halloween Pranks (no kiddie ones, some for teens)?
  31. What is a Short Joke that is appropriate?
  32. Why did the brunette go to the doctors?
  33. What are the two coins?
  34. Mary has 3 siblings..............?
  35. 10 easy points anyone?
  36. Sunday morning service?
  37. Anyone heard about the new Kentucky Fried Chicken Meal?
  38. do you like modern day nursery rhymes ?
  39. Which bumper sticker should I pick?
  40. help with a name for my Girl Scouts Monthly Newsletter?
  41. Black Testicles Syndrome?
  42. I need a few jokes for my math class, have some?
  43. a priest and a rabbi walks into a bar...what is the full joke?
  44. i have a word riddle: Ci ii?
  45. what is the best way for thanking god?
  46. A blonde is looking for a car, is it funny?
  47. knock knock.........?
  48. Built in 1969 located on 3,000acres changed name in 1989 Bill Elliott achieved the
  49. did 50 cents do this?
  50. Face lift on your birthday!?
  51. Jokes & Riddles Question :D?
  52. Opening speech joke help!?
  53. Give me a riddle (with answer on source)?
  54. C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN joke?
  55. Funny joke that I would like to share.. hehehe.?
  56. Riddle: How to get back to your campsite?
  57. be the first to answer the riddle right you will get best answer?
  58. One bird asked another bird...?
  59. my favorite joke ---------------------------?
  60. Riddle Riddle Riddle?
  61. What runs faster : cold or hot?
  62. first one to answer the riddle gets best answer?
  63. Can you geuss what movie these lines come from?
  64. Who said someone used RF in last 10 minutes?
  65. cute joke with a riddle lol can you guess the answer?
  66. Riddle. First one to get the right answer gets best answer!?
  67. solve this riddle for me?
  68. CIA Assassin Trials (Star if you like it)?
  69. Can someone help me please?
  70. Do you know this one?
  71. How to whistle loudly, with your fingers?
  72. ~hey Quick Question~?
  73. What's the best visual joke you know?
  74. A funny cop-joke before go to bed?
  75. Do You see the glass as half empty or half full?? ?
  76. Riddle me this Riddle me that?
  77. Jokes or riddles for toddlers?
  78. Funny Jokes For You?!?!?
  79. Don't you dare! (Fill in again! :D)?
  80. Please Someone Help With A Homework Riddle?
  81. funny joke 16++++++++++++?
  82. What Do I Do?! Help! Please!?
  83. if you are out of toilet paper?
  84. Will you create a funny story using these lines?
  85. What was Billy Joe McCalistor throwing off the Tallahachie bridge?
  86. Did you know Amir Khan proved Muslims don't drink?
  87. Goldfish and the hole?
  88. What are those riddles called where they have like feeling and then a line with
  89. q:do i appreciate all who contributed to my sound problem finally being...
  90. Riddle. First one to get right gets best answer! =)?
  91. A handful of bar funnies, or are they?
  92. Stupid Joke number 1001?
  93. what are you going to be doing tomorrow as the world ends ?
  94. Does anyone know the stand up act where the guy kept shouting "Eight dollars?!"?
  95. Want to hear (read) a joke this evening to lighten up your mood ?
  96. Anybody know any funny good jokes?
  97. Can you guess my name?
  98. Can you Solve this riddle? First one to guess it right gets Best answer!?
  99. Why is everyone saying were gonna die tomorrow?
  100. Potentially and Realistically?
  101. tell me a joke.......?
  102. Can't get a tombstone to tame my sour Crowla in viva pinata: trouble in
  103. What's a good riddle for a b-day invite?
  104. Vocabulary challenge! First one to answer gets 10 points, are you up for it?
  105. star if you like! 10 points are up for grabs on best comment?
  106. Unsolved mystery of clashing laws of nature?
  107. ONLY two of the students of the four went to the concert. Who were they?BEST
  108. are you a sucker for gimicks?
  109. Ok, the joker stabbed the LEAD TIP of the pencil in the table...How did...
  110. is it always like this I came home after a heavy night's drinking. Sheila ?
  111. How many _____s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  112. Who would win in a fight Arnold Schwarzenegger or Chuck Norris?
  113. My Top 5 Lovemaking Tips For Older Persons Do You Know Anymore ?
  114. If i started with a handful of grape juice and i went to the local bookstore...?
  115. what about this little poem will i get some stick for this or will it be
  116. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!!!!!!!!!!?
  117. what are the best chuck norris jokes?
  118. what is the most random fact you know that most people wouldn't care to know?
  119. An easy enough mistake to make?
  120. what do you think of this tattoo ...?
  121. Just for fun - "That's What She Said"?
  122. Where is the funniest place to fart? ?
  123. Have you ever called the local supermarket......?
  124. MUST READ> VERY FUNNY...15 things to do....?
  125. Finish quote, first correct answer wins?
  126. What starts with the letter F and ends with "UCK"?
  127. What's A Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Joke?
  128. Can you answer this riddle, 10 points ;)?
  129. I heard that a bug zapper?
  130. is this joke funny number 1?
  131. Anyone Got Any Jokes For Best Answer?
  132. comendians name? easy 10 points?
  133. do you like these blonde jokes ?
  134. want some laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  135. Riddle can you solve it?
  136. how do i choose best answer? easy 10 points if your good. ?
  137. Solve This Riddle Please?
  138. HELp??????????????????(10 points)?
  139. The Funny And Logical Side to Paper Scissors Rock :D LOL?
  140. "ABBA - Mamma Mia" what does ABBA stand for?
  141. is this joke funny number 2?
  142. Why are some people Cannibals?
  143. If you know what this is i will give you ten points!?
  144. Why Grass Snakes Are Deadly?
  145. funny????????????????????????????????
  146. ok question that no body knows the answer too .?
  147. In short answer>>>>> WHAT_ARE_YOU_DOIN?
  148. Very Hard Riddle, Can You Solve It?
  149. ok,here i am again....?
  150. Warning. Bad joke police?
  151. Jokes: I need help. Plz remind me of some jokes on the following situation.?
  152. What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? ?
  153. am i my own grandpa.....?
  154. do u like the joke I came up with?
  155. why is it that when someone asks something.?
  156. Can anyone help with this riddle?
  157. Clean! very clean jokes!! Are these nice for a change?
  158. do u know the rest of this?
  159. do you want to Take The Ultimate Guy Quiz ?
  160. Do u no the muffin MAN?!?!?
  161. a very interesting riddle!! first answer right = 10 points?
  162. Is snow kid gone forever?
  163. Im thinking of joining the Navy?
  164. help w/ brain teaser?
  165. A bit Offensive (dont read)?
  166. a nun, a priest, a rabbi, an engineer, a doctor, and a blonde walk into a bar?
  167. Smile! You're on candid camera!?
  168. hey guys i am bored please help me?
  169. A Skye problem? his friendship point always on zero!?
  170. can you explain this?
  171. Can you name four days which start with the letter "T"?
  172. Tricky questions ..will you be the winner??. most right gets 10 pts?
  173. Can you create a funny story including these lines?
  174. What do you think it is?
  175. help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
  176. Can you make sense of this riddle?
  177. new blonde joke~~!!star if u like~~!!!?
  178. "Cheap Beer" The way it is...enjoy?
  179. <<<<<saying the right thing>>>>>?
  180. I was going to ask a question ? Ooops Brain Fart?
  181. help on brainteaser!!!!!!!?
  182. Star joke if you guys like it!?
  183. Is this joke funny? Please tell me!!?
  184. loving gift from a mother?
  185. i want to get out of school tomorrow,how can i make fake barf?
  186. tricky challenging question?
  187. Good practical jokes?
  188. does anyone know which song this is from? first right answer gets ten points! ;)?
  189. Rate me 1-10????????????
  190. Math Club Questions- Logic Puzzles?
  191. do you get this joke?
  192. First right answer gets 10 points.?
  193. Do you suffer from arthritis?
  194. my mom says that i am fat and it gives me diarrhea and that is not the problem....?
  195. Star,If You Like This One!!!?
  196. hard riddle...............................?
  197. Did Robin Hood steal from the poor and give to the rich?
  198. Does this joke go to far? ?
  199. knock knock whos there?
  200. How does he have the exact change?
  201. Haaarr dee Haaarr Haaaa?
  202. Joke: Mary was a little girl....?
  203. Potty Humor - Would you like to hear a joke?
  204. If you dont like this joke you int funny ?
  205. Riddle Time, Three Words end in "gry" Angry, Hungry, and what is the last one?
  206. do u like it when ur partner takes a nice warm dump on ur chest then wipes
  207. Saturday joke time No3?
  208. Some Quick one liners for you at all?
  209. 3 wishes...what will it be?
  210. how do i moonwalk on club penguin please answer?
  211. Does anyone know how to "phone bomb" someone?
  212. Riddles!! getting harder! first right 10 POINTS!!! 2 questions!?
  213. : ) whats the funniest joke you ever heard?
  214. I need a laugh... does any one have any good jokes they know? Short...
  215. This Little Piggy ate the other pig? WHAT?
  216. Why did that man kill himself? do you know why?
  217. Is this funny or just weird..?
  218. What can three friends do on this saturday afternoon for free?
  219. 10 husbands, still a virgin?
  220. can you pass this test,This test was developed as an age test the at...
  221. I saw a Q that asked if the world will end on wednesday?
  222. It'll make you laugh if it is stupid or funny or both!!!?
  223. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead...?
  224. Why did u cross the road?
  225. what is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
  226. Okay..Dad told me this joke and wondered why i didnt laugh?
  227. Saturday joke time No4?
  228. what do you call a man between two houses?
  229. what is the funniest thing in the world?
  230. What is your best fart joke ?
  231. Try to find here letter B!?
  232. If a quiz is a quizical..whats a test?
  233. Chuck Norris vs a whole entire Football Team who would win?
  234. Beat my blonde joke and earn 10 points!?
  235. u think this is funny ?
  236. Texas bar sues church?
  237. How do I get revenge for my girlfriend rolling my house?
  238. chinicuil!! **10 points**?
  239. headline broken in three?
  240. whats the funniest word you ever made up?
  241. What do you call Tim Westwood in a car?
  242. do you want to die right now or later?
  243. Whats your favorite jew joke?
  244. Funniest times!details?
  245. If you can't hear, you are deaf, if you can't see you are blind, what is it
  246. Anyone have any funny prank call ideas to prank call my friends with?
  247. a woman goes to a store three blocks away from her home. she walks in a straight
  248. what are some weird things that have happened to you? like pee/poop in pants...
  249. Did you hear about the guy....?
  250. What would you do if someone was playing jokes on you?