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  1. Who doesn't need a funny joke every now and then?
  2. 200th person to answer wins!?
  3. how to be funny/humor at school?
  4. A little help with a riddle?
  5. Guess what I'm thinking (ten points)?
  6. Getting revenge on the teaser who i might fight?
  7. your just like a door knob everyone gets a turn. someone give me those kind
  8. what about this girls unsafe s*x is a nono ?
  9. Help me play a joke please..........?
  10. Can you help me find Glacier riddles?
  11. The person w/the most "Thumbs Up" Wins! (10pts)?
  12. WHO MADE YOU laugh today?
  13. very funny fart joke...rate?
  14. need a quick excuse!!!?
  15. I have a relationship problem?
  16. What the funniest joke you've ever heard?
  17. Whats your family heritage?
  18. why is walking important?
  19. need help with this riddle?
  20. Uh Oh! Pop ups again?
  21. Can you make this statement true?
  22. whats a funny photo comment? ?
  23. how to hide your number mobile to mobile?
  24. What do you think of these jokes?
  25. A joke for you all..........?
  26. this will be fun will you answer this?
  27. egg or chicken who came 1st?
  28. just a lil joke: where will be earth standing after 5 years?
  29. What's your favorite joke?
  30. what three liquids could you add in scones?
  31. Spaghetti-joke~~***star if u like***~~?
  32. Which clock is best ? - a nice easy riddle.................................?
  33. Me and my mate got so drunk last night we started playing football with a Hedgehog?
  34. Riddles for u, get all 3 of them and get best answer!?
  35. How can I split my legs in a short time?
  36. best joke you ever heard?
  37. what is the.................?
  38. And one for our Scottish readers....?
  39. I need a good comeback, someone help me?
  40. can you guess who said this?
  41. why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side?
  42. Chuck norris quotes..?
  43. Epileptic carpets have just been introduced to the market...?
  44. I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday....?
  45. Who can figure out the answer to this riddle? (I Will Post The Answer In One Hour)?
  46. Joke> Have you heard about the children's view of the ocean?
  47. Chuck Noris doesn't sleep, he waits.?
  48. what is a good website for getting SOUNDBOARDS?
  49. funny pranks for 6th graders?
  50. Anyone know of any shocking / sick jokes?
  51. Damn, I hate those telemarketers so much!?
  52. Finish this riddle... 123 Abc...?
  53. is this funny (adding more so I can post this.)?
  54. is it a good joke?about aids?
  55. What came first the chicken or the egg?
  56. A hard riddle for you pregnant ladies out...
  57. Who is the dumber one in this situation?
  58. Relaxing~~star me if u like~~?
  59. i need some short jokes pls..?
  60. men statements..lol ?
  61. whats some fun things to do to people when there asleep?
  62. how about this one for the women on here hope you have a good laugh ?
  63. Can you solve this riddle?
  64. Have you not heard...?
  65. this is about a riddle?
  66. who here knows............?
  67. where can u find the johhny jokes? [or just tell me one!] 10 pts~!?
  68. a pretty tough riddle.?
  69. What is it, that Men experience, on average, about 210 times in their lives?
  70. Maths jokes... hehehe! Have you heard them?
  71. how about these quick golden oldies are they still funny ?
  72. Oh my God...I was clueless about this riddle: can you figure it?
  73. describe an orange....?
  74. You, Myself, Your Wife and a Hairy Arse?
  75. I wanna take this girl to the cinema (anything good out at the minute)?
  76. what about this joke then is it funny or true ?
  77. Is this funny or not? ?
  78. A man walks into a fish and chip shop (uk)......?
  79. PLEASE ANSWER!!!!! Little Red Riding Hood Help!!!!?
  80. need to have this joke rated please?
  81. Riddles: Help me solve please!?
  82. Finish this sentence. 10 points for funniest answer?
  83. A more EZ-IER riddle!!! 10 free points (no discount)?
  84. What about these blondes?
  85. Can you tell him where he lives??????
  86. what about this list i recieved do you know any more my ones is ducks like a
  87. Dear Old Ass and donkeys?
  88. Not Sure Bout This Joke...?
  89. how is this joke funny or true ?
  90. A Priest, A Bishop & A Rabbi?
  91. Do you this mom joke is funny?
  92. What's more hilarious than..?
  93. Has the Kamakazie Bank of Japan, taken a nose dive, or crashed ? ?
  94. Hilarious Joke...who thinks it's funny...rate 1-10?
  95. The Pharmacist................?
  96. Look away if you are squeamish....?
  97. why is chuck norris so famous?
  98. Did I reach the right number?
  99. "I can't hold back tears in my eyes, i see the red light, scars for every
  100. This is a last joke for today! (Doe anybody understand it?)?
  101. Billy.............. this is the last joke for tonight and i am off to bed!Enjoy
  102. You know you've been playing too much _____ when you _____?
  103. so i gota joke.. is it funny?
  104. If life was backwards!?
  105. Is this funny or not (part 2)?
  106. Have a look at the following link and tell me how it is..?
  107. nasty joke...called shark attack?
  108. When do you have 4 hands?
  109. Do you know the muffin man?
  110. Can you figure this out....?
  111. Does anyone think this joke is funny?
  112. On a scale of 1-10, how pretty am I?
  113. Numbers Brainteaser!!! FUN?
  114. Naughty Prank on my Daughter. (With Pic)?
  115. Suggest some funny ways to irritate a Pizza Delivery Guy.?
  116. for Sale Brand New Apple iPhone 16gb 3G & Samsung
  117. Is this funny? (and also, would we be taking it too far?)?
  118. very funny nasty joke....rate 1-10?
  119. I was just wondering if this joke is funny at all, and did you heard it before?
  120. What Does Jonah Hill say when he is in the wheel chair on Knocked up?
  121. Naughty Prank on my Daughter. (With Pic)?
  122. girls and boys,what do you reckon?
  123. How do I solve this, can someone show working out and explain how they got the
  124. OKay so i was walking and got bit by something. What do I do?
  125. ok, i need a creative answer to my simple question!!! EASY 10 PTS!!!?
  126. what does "choke the chicken mean?"?
  127. Joke: How are Mosquito's and Lawyers alike?
  128. Whats the difference between a duck?
  129. Ha, The Joke's On You ?
  130. Two priests ...................?
  131. Cold As Death-riddle?
  132. Help me with Math Jingle?
  133. what about this one to finish this session with Little Johnny Sex Education ?...
  134. Is The Three Tails a Boy or Girl?
  135. bear and rabbit joke?
  136. riddle for you all! its easy!!!?
  137. This Is A Good Riddle, Who Can Answer It?
  138. What Rhymes With Orange? (riddle)?
  139. do you think i will get a load of stick about this one Rebuttal Etiquette
  140. Help with the fall beers?
  141. Can you answer my riddle?
  142. can you get in trouble with dead baby jokes?
  143. Recovering Alcoholic...............?
  144. answer if your bored?
  145. what was tattoed on sailor's ****?
  146. Im on the second floor in the fire temple but there are two torches that throw
  147. Some more jokes.....?
  148. Enthusiastic new CEO.....?
  149. Why does Yahoo limit the number of questions I am allowed to answer? Are they...
  150. Man in Grief ....................?
  151. Who wants to hear a midget joke?
  152. Can you solve this mystery? ?
  153. What do you say if someone prank calls you ?
  154. Can you answer this poem?
  155. hear about the perverted thief who got arrested for taking a shit?
  156. Can anyone answer this riddle Honestly?
  157. Stroke Of Luck for Joe?
  158. what did the mexican guy name his two sons?
  159. is this joke funny or what ?
  160. Why Do They Say I Am Shouting?
  161. Why not ask, will you give me a new cameria?
  162. What is the answer to this riddle?
  163. Help with a practical joke?
  164. Does this tongue twister make sense?
  165. Get 10 points to solve this Riddle?
  166. Can someone give me the link for the unclosable Rick Roll?
  167. can you answer tish really hard riddle? 10 points for the closest?
  168. Find the error, it's impossible! I cannot find it HELP?
  169. have you heard this one ?
  170. Another what am I riddle.?
  171. What can i do on a saturday evening?
  172. Does anyone know the answer to 9 across in todays Sun?
  173. I have a new joke to rate?
  174. can you answer this riddle please ?
  175. what about this for true love ?
  176. I had one answer from T Tina ?
  177. why do that he can go softly punch them in the
  178. Smartest a**es are Insurance agents.. aren't they?
  179. here's another riddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  180. For the Sick ( Joke-Star if u like? )?
  181. Here's a joke! A bit long!?
  182. Here's a new chicken riddle?
  183. What are some good April Fools Day pranks?
  184. Funniest Soviet Russia joke you've heard?
  185. why did micheal jackson have to go to the hospital?
  186. Are identical notes on guitar always 21 frets apart? ?
  187. Omfg Guess What I Just Realized!?
  188. ha ha ha joke...star if you wish...?
  189. Anybody got any funnny jokes?
  190. joke..............................?
  191. Why won't you fix me breakfast and bring it to me?
  192. are you Naughty or Nice?
  193. LMAO!!! random jokeee!!!!!!!!?
  194. I need help with a few riddles?
  195. Waht are some good pranks to pull off at school?
  196. Interesting comeback ?
  197. I put ice in cider....?
  198. What is the trick to the Johnny Whoops finger trick?
  199. What is the funniest joke or riddle you've ever heard?
  200. I got a awsome riddle but can you solve?
  201. Should there be a "Code of Courtesy" toward all celebrities?
  202. Riddle Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  203. does anyone know a little johnny joke...?
  204. is there anything to laugh if i ask about light pollution?
  205. do you like these poems they are meant as a joke ?
  206. Are you smart enough to answer this other riddle?
  207. Help!!!!!!!!!if u answer first youll get best answer?
  208. Riddle first correct 10pts?
  209. Another easy Riddle ?
  210. Have any lame jokes, 10 Points for the lamest + best one :)?
  211. Help me with this and i give you 10 points.?
  212. Easy Riddle first correct 10pts?
  213. Do U Have Corny Jokes?
  214. Answer the Riddle - Two Coins?
  215. Warning to all Nigerians?
  216. What's the difference between Palin and a bulldog?
  217. Just a test... answer this brainteaser..?
  218. can i ask a question?
  219. what about this exercise to keep you fit ?
  220. another riddle(guys only)?
  221. does anyone have any good riddles?
  222. Are you ready for a very funny commercial? I recieved it in my e-mail and had to
  223. How can you tell it's playtime at the Neverland Ranch?
  224. Am I Shouting!!!!!!!!!?
  225. What is your funniest joke?
  226. I need funny jokes!!?
  227. Is the promise of 1 in 6 wins over?
  228. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  229. Who left the Dam gate open again!!!?
  230. Ever tell a bad joke? ?
  231. i just took a crap and its blue?
  232. yet another joke..............?
  233. How do I become full time fortune teller at a carnival?
  234. I'm sick with a cold. Someone tell me a joke to make me feel better.?
  235. Can you answer this riddle?
  236. Wow...Would You Have Ever Thought Of That... (joke)?
  237. What is a funny computer one-liner joke?
  238. I'm Thinking of a ....?
  239. Do you remember the beginning of this pun?
  240. any whipped jokes i can tell to my friend?
  241. john McCain has man boobs what would you say his cup size is?
  242. Would you die if you coughed, sneezed, and farted at the same time?
  243. What do you think this hunter should of done?
  244. What r some good "Thats what she said" jokes that you can pull when..?
  245. You got joke's??????????????
  246. i dont get this joke. help?
  247. IS This Joke One In A Million...?
  248. Funny Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  249. Answer to hard riddle!?
  250. IS THIS LIST a joke or what, read it and cry......Randy Rhoads 75?