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  1. What is the answer to this riddle?
  2. Chemistry Joke???? Help!!?
  3. A man walks into a bar.?
  4. what would you like to hear?
  5. Awsome Joke Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  6. Help needed at once!!!?
  7. Paddy got killed in a fire and was burned really badly...?
  8. is this true girls or guys we all agree on this one ?
  9. Do you know that (need stars pls)?
  10. Joke : WARNING TO MEN,is this worthy of a star?
  11. Joke : The UFO...is this worthy of a star ?
  12. how do you guys choose one race as being okay to make fun of and not another?
  13. Prank call about your numbers on my girlfriends phone ?
  14. Funny song???????????????????
  15. What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
  16. Wat's the funniest that's wat she said joke you heard?! 10 pts! [willing to
  17. What's some really funny comebacks?
  18. Was it irresponsible picking Sarah Palin as the one to take over if McCain dies?
  19. Jokes; tell me what you think? ?
  20. I need a funny one-liner to fill in this question for school. 10 points for...
  21. Joke... give me some funny answers please?
  22. what is god of heaven come down called?
  23. PLEASE HELP! 10 Pts!?
  24. who's good with chemistry jokes?
  25. lets make a story up...?
  26. What did the black cat, say to the white cat, on the roof of the ginger cat's...
  27. How far can a dog go into the woods?
  28. What prank can I do to my sister? *Quick answer **URGENt**?
  29. Its just a joke dont be offended?
  30. Aren't these a couple of cuties?
  31. Hectic blond joke star if good :)?
  32. Women only:Do you find sexual jokes funny?
  33. do you know the answer to this riddle?
  34. Back To The Last Question I Asked?
  35. Little Mary joke, extremely funny! Give a ??
  36. Let's try again, can you figure this question out?
  37. if you could kick one person's butt, who would it be?
  38. This is a long one...?
  39. I am C_rrently Showe_ing, what's missing?
  40. Kinda long(short attention spans needn't bother)?
  41. SUEVEY: Who knows the muffin man?
  42. A few words of wisdom would you say?
  43. Is this A Heartwarming Story Of The Advances Of Women In Achieving Equality ?
  44. annoying toungue twister anyone?
  45. Benefits ~~!!! star if u liked it~~!!!?
  46. Funny, check it out and tell me wat u think...?
  47. This is such a good riddle!?
  48. Funny but mest up. Wat u think bout this?
  49. Please Answer And Quickly! ?
  50. Do you think that "Scottish Babe" will like this joke?
  51. wHAT happened to mr. petrelli?
  52. Riddle(can't find answer)help!!!?
  53. a Riddle: What is something you can see, has no weight, and if you put it...
  54. Sign in Chinese Pet Store- Buy one dog- get one flea!?
  55. the story of the little princess~~!! star if u like it ~~!!!?
  56. Easy riddle (10 points to first correct answer)?
  57. joke: lotto................................?
  58. Never pick on the little guy?
  59. Joke> Dont you think this how the opposite sex wants to be treated?
  60. Joke> Wouldnt it be good if wishes came true?
  61. help please!!!10 points?
  62. Know any jokes about toys?
  63. Pranks, like goosebumps?
  64. I'm thinking of a 6 letter word?
  65. Joke-A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning!?
  66. What is the date today?
  67. who is a geniussssssssss? get ( best answer if u know)?
  68. How much is the loss?
  69. Alan Carr jokes anyone?
  70. Is this your mother, its so mine...(Long One)?
  71. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! (10 Points)?
  72. Can you cross your eyes further than me?
  73. What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
  74. Looking For Really Good Jokes?
  75. Have you heard the latest on the credit crunch?
  76. How much dirty is the reader's mind?
  77. poll on the chicken crossing the road....?
  78. Please answer this one,it cost me many points.?
  79. Why Did The Rooster Cross The Road?
  80. either go to bed or have cake?
  81. How did you get that name?
  82. another joke to rate please?
  83. How will we........?!!?
  84. was o'bama mama irish and why did he drop the apostrophe?
  85. was oj alive back in biblical times and was he kidnapping people?
  86. Answer these riddles for POINTS!?
  87. Hello! Do you love Dez? ?
  88. Lame Jokes!DO U NO ANY OTHERS?
  89. what was the mans name?
  90. Riddle: would this be a wise bet?
  91. Will the CIA give me their login details if I ask them nicely?
  92. Preachers not supposed to talk like that!!?
  93. What's a good prank to play on one of my dormmates?
  94. whats the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
  95. how do you get past the 2nd riddle in hoburbia?asap pls?
  96. try this its funny!!! (chuck norris)?
  97. i need help with this word riddle...?
  98. Do you like this joke?
  99. i want to be a stand up comedian, but i dont know how to get discovered?
  100. Rate my joke on a scale of 1-10?
  101. Anyone know any funny jokes? Yo mama, Little Jonny, Mary Jane, Blondes?
  102. egg drop contest opinions?
  103. I dare you............?
  104. Cecelia Prenderghasts puzzle please check it out?
  105. Can u place this joke?
  106. What class should I take in WoW?
  107. What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
  108. Any relatively harmless but funny pranks i can pull on friends?
  109. Is this a good joke i made do you like it?
  110. SEAMEN coming out my anus?!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?
  111. I have a riddle that needs answering?
  112. I spent all night swatting bats out of my face in my dream?
  113. Who said penguins can't fly?
  114. who watched glass house the good mother?
  115. do you know any realy hilarious jokes?
  116. Are blondes really as dumb as they say.?
  117. Is this confusion, or what?
  118. who knows some good jokes?
  119. Do you like blue cows?
  120. Help! Two riddles I can't find the answers to...?
  121. Riddle me this, riddle me that?
  122. help me figure this out.. i admit i can't solve this..?
  123. joke................!!!!!!!!!?
  124. What is the answer to this riddle?
  125. LOOK!!!!! look at it and rate plz?
  126. Old lady and dog food LMAO?
  127. can somebody make me laugh?? need cheering up?
  128. Tie zillions question?
  129. do you know good yo mama jokes????????
  130. help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! 10 points?
  131. My Friend the Amateur Magician?
  132. Joke: What did the tomato say to the carrot?
  133. hahahaha dumb blonde?
  134. Can you guess this final riddle for today?
  135. Can you guess this RIDDLE??, its a good one?
  136. Is this an un- PC joke?
  137. something happed funny last thursday?
  138. Oh my gosh, just drop it! I prob sounded like a baby, anyway, right?
  139. Blonde joke of the day...?
  140. What's the best clean Joke you ever heard?
  141. 7 Kinds Of Sex?
  142. Go ahead, let me have it, what is the funniest part of my humiliating night last...
  143. It's Hell to be Old ?
  144. If I were to say "There is no meaning in life?" ?
  145. Are you up for some Investment Advice humor...?
  146. Has your mother ever invited some guy over and he starts splashing water all...
  147. Is a Paris cafe more fun than a rock in the Outback?
  148. Amazingly funny jokes?
  149. This is an instant classic... I stole it from a few days ago...?
  150. Hahaha smart teacher?
  151. If you invited me to a party, and l couldn't find my.....?
  152. i dare you to...?......?
  153. Things You Can Only Say At Christmas?
  154. You may know this one..?
  155. i got a joke for you?
  156. Who Is This Powerful King? PLEASE HELP 10 POINTS?
  157. Here's a good 1....... !?
  158. Joke: And thats how the fight Started?
  159. Whats so unusual about this paragraph?
  160. Guess how old I am. really guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  161. Any investment tips for 2009?
  162. A man went to his doctor and complained...?
  163. I think this is funny0?
  164. Solve this code, then answer its question. good luck?
  165. Who needs a face lift?
  166. LMAO this is funny hehe?
  167. Harry has been finding his wife increasingly ignorant during their conversations?
  168. A barack obama joke? tell me what you think..ThX?
  169. i really need the answer to this riddle!!!!!!!!!! asap!?
  170. Some of the hardest story riddles in the world<< (exaggerated!) (english)?
  171. Jokes and algebra with fun!?
  172. now now i want to know why they report a clean jokes?
  173. Riddle?? Please help me!?
  174. Ok so Tom, Dick and Harry break down late......?
  175. fun game! if you make a funny one?
  176. Ur embarrassing moment involving underwear: taking it off, showing it,
  177. Question: The following sequence follows a general rule. What number comes next:
  178. What is an extremely horrible prank?
  179. Funny Funny Funny.....................................?
  180. I like this one, what about you?
  181. 10 points to whoever answers the riddle?
  182. Joke: My Private Part Died Today?
  183. Do you think this is funny?
  184. Is it actually so lame that it's funny?
  185. Riddles!! Whoever has the most correct answers gets 10 points!!!?
  186. can you solve this riddle?
  187. How many evolutionary biologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  188. Mommy, whats for dinner? I am soooooooo hungryyyy....?
  189. What is the funniest joke?
  190. An old man of 85was taking a medical examination and,?
  191. So. . . . . . .Answer this. Its fun.?
  192. Did you hear the one about the 85 year old having his yearly medical?
  193. Tell me your best joke. Best one gets 10 points!?
  194. Is Everyone ready for Science Riddle Time!?
  195. Little Johnny joke? My friend told it to me when I was 10!?
  196. Answer this Riddle!!!!!!!?
  197. Does anyone have a short funny joke for texting?
  198. Time to rate another joke please?
  199. I got 350 pts this week how should i celebrate? ?
  200. The Worlds Hardest Riddle?
  201. Joke> Is this understanding PC language between a husband and wife?
  202. So this Indian Guy from India wants to....?
  203. can you solve this riddle?
  204. What's the best riddle you can think of?
  205. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...?
  206. I need help solving this riddle...Please!?
  207. Why did the chicken cross the road? ?
  208. Can you solve this riddle? ice teahns as werln. Clue - what a mess...?
  209. What will you make of this simple riddle?
  210. Why did the wave cross the road?
  211. Some quick jokes for a girl to laugh?
  212. what kinds of stuff can i put on my friends cars as a prank?
  213. Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
  214. Give me your best blonde jokes!?
  215. Hotel Room Discount Riddle?
  216. Vibrator joke?
  217. Riddle - 10 Points For The First Right Answer?
  218. what prank can i do easily at school?
  219. good joke or bad joke! rate?
  220. What question can you never answer?
  221. I really don't get this joke...?
  222. Jewish joke: Cute, not offensive?
  223. Does and one know how to throw a murder mystery party?
  224. What's the most hilarious joke you have ever heard? ?
  225. A raw egg fell 15 feet without breaking. How did this happen.?
  226. Pranks = 10 Points !!!! ???? ?
  227. Do you think this joke is funny?
  228. What is your favorite cheesy joke?
  229. Did you hear that the RSPCA are mocing to more spacious offices?
  230. Help me on this Riddle ?
  231. another blonde joke for ya?
  232. I've just handed in my notice...........?
  233. A riddle my dad gave me?
  234. A farmer went to another farmer's field to steal his freak'en Korn. How...
  235. What race is Mr. Clean? We can't decide.?
  236. RPATZ and his weird beard!!?
  237. The Monk and the Porridge?
  238. Do you know what moth balls smell like?
  239. Just a little more time? ?
  240. Mover Rich's drumsticks?
  241. 10 points to the first one to answer this riddle.?
  242. If you guess my birth day ill give u 10 pionts!!!?
  243. Scroll down and read this phrase then star if it made you LOL!!?
  244. okay so i liked this guy and i called his house the oth?
  245. what do you think about this job?
  246. Easy 10 points! Tell me the most funnyest story that has ever happened or...
  247. have a joke to rate please?
  248. Any good dumb blond jokes?
  249. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  250. Which picture u like the most?