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  1. Blonde Joke.......sea burial?
  2. A RIDDLE for U????!!!!111111?
  3. Need help finding something funny to say...?
  4. I Found My Girlfriend Dancing Naked In The Kitchen.?
  5. Did you hear about the new Hybrid from GM?
  6. which came first the chicken or the egg?avaniceday?
  7. So, about racist jokes.?
  8. How to make someone laugh?
  9. Jokes for the women on Y!A?
  10. Breaking News: Obama's family moving out to Washington. Give star if you like it! ?
  11. Can you figure this out?
  12. Why did Sarah palin name her daughter bristol after the Bristol Bay?
  13. Answer My Riddle?????????
  14. ... what is the funniest analogies you've heard recently?
  15. Can you answer this riddle?
  16. do you like this one?
  17. (Riddle) What do you call a purchase that saves you money?
  18. What's the funniest joke you ever heard?
  19. I need an answer my riddle?
  20. wanna play line game ?!?!?!?
  21. Do ya'll know any good jokes? best joke gets 10 points :)?
  22. im so GLAD oprahs fat again!!!?
  23. Here's a joke I like. Hope you like it aswell...?
  24. A joke for the guys ONLY...ONLY!!!!!!?
  25. Can anyone decipher this anagram/phrase....driving me nuts!?
  26. okay i accedtally posted the last one b4 i finished ...?
  27. Guess my birthday date?
  28. songs like Youll Only Make It Worse by New Years Day?
  29. girls and boys,quick before it start"s?
  30. a silent radio.................?
  31. Stand by Sly and the Family Stone. Best answer = 10 pts.?
  32. I need some funny sayings similar to `why do they sterilise a lethal injection?
  33. How does the following joke start off?
  34. How do you maintain a comfortable level of insanity?
  35. Has adult swim jumped the shark?
  36. how funny is this sign?!?
  37. Has anyone read the Marble Road by Andrew Valitutto?
  38. i have a yellow belt going for orange and i have 100% of my class filled?
  39. what does this word means lol?
  40. If there are four cows in a field...?
  41. What love means???????
  42. i was asked this question a while ago and it took some time to figure it out but...
  43. Here a re three riddles, first person to answer correctly gets 10 points?
  44. I have noticed a lot of "underwear" questions this evening...can someone...
  45. What has eight legs and four teeth ?
  46. clever way to kiss last repost?
  47. brain teasers/ jokes?
  48. Rate my joke now itself@?
  49. Ahhhhhh...my Life Is Spiraling Down....?
  50. How to Play Johnny whOOps?
  51. A sort of riddle for you...10 points best answer?
  52. Have you seen this Christmas joke for 2008?
  53. 10 points! 4 the person who answers this.?
  54. who thinks this joke is funny?
  55. What are some good pranks?
  56. they call me a man but i`ll never have a wife . was given a body but not...
  57. What could I do to have (and remember) NiGhTmArEs?
  58. Best Answer 10 = pts.?
  59. can you solve this riddle?
  60. Can you answer this riddle?
  61. What are all of the funniest jokes?
  62. Hey (: Lots of homework!! Need to laugh. Help!?
  63. good .. bad.. and ugly.......?
  64. My jack russel pees in the house but only at night.?
  65. whats the funny saying?
  66. help me solve this riddle?
  67. Knock Knock joke...........?
  68. Do you Know the answer 10 pts?
  69. poll: funniest joke or best comeback(insult)?
  70. Do you want to try a new fitness regime?
  71. Ok good riddle took me and my CLASS 2 weeks to figure it out. I hate to ask my
  72. I need help with jokes?
  73. What Goes Up But Never Comes Down???
  74. 10 pts if you can guess what kind of phone i have?
  75. Finish this sentence: It's so cold outside that__________?
  76. Simple logic for those who are bored!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  77. Do you like this joke? ?
  78. I can't wait to try this out, can you?
  79. A remake of Hu's on first?
  80. ok your in a room....?
  81. Who else likes dead baby jokes?
  82. What is a Dick-Ta-Phone?
  83. what are the Funniest one liners?
  84. Tell me your funniest most embarassing drunken "peed my pants" in my sleep story!?
  85. how bout some yo momma jokes?
  86. Can anyone decipher beurocrat-ese regarding deed restrictions? ?
  87. The detective Chen Lee!!?
  88. I'm a pilot and know how to make 56 million americans happy!!?
  89. what stand-up routine does george carlin talk about moving druggies into colorado?
  90. un-understood joke, explain please?
  91. If you were invited out for a big breakfast in a few hours , what would your
  92. A day at the dentist..................................?
  93. Riddle Time! Do you think you know the answer?
  94. Heres a riddle for you... What Am I?
  95. write down as many riddles as you know and the answer to them, see which...
  96. THis is really tricky lol (don't cheat!) lol?
  97. A joke for this morning???????
  98. how to prank a food thief at work?
  99. hey who remembers that "rhyme thing" my mother told me 50 years ago there
  100. Help me solve this riddle plz?
  101. IF SOMEONE asks you to eulogize someone at a funeral.........?
  102. Can any one tell me some good jokes. cuz i have signed up at my school to be a
  103. Do you think this is funny?
  104. please answer best answer gets 10 pts?
  105. If you found a £5 note would you take it?
  106. 10points Quick. . Best Answer!!!!?
  107. its an oldie but is it funny ?
  108. Alot of blonde jokes lol (dont take them personally blondes)?
  109. please answer..... whistle notes?
  110. what does Micheal Jackson love about 28 year olds?
  111. bend over and spell RUN slowly?
  112. Joke: What Happens If You Have 2000 Pounds Dynamite?
  113. Babies..................?
  114. This is a VERY hard riddle.?
  115. do you agree guys funny or true ?
  116. Present with the initials S R?
  117. I need a good joke any suggestions?
  118. FUNNY JOKE: A Blonde Guy and his wife....?
  119. You like CNN coverage of the Iraq war?
  120. What Is The Best Way Prank?
  121. Is it unpleasant to be hit in the back of the head in a basement bar, on a
  122. joke: This isn't? Star if you like!?
  123. Do guys know any good riddle websites? ?
  124. Dumb Blond Joke ?
  125. doesanyone know where i can get timmy terners hat of fairly odd perants?
  126. tell me a funny joke pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?
  127. on max after dark 10/29/08 there was a song played in the adult show Something
  128. The Power of Beer.........You will like this one?
  129. is that what people say about George?
  130. Here are some Jokes for you...?
  131. do u have what it takes????!!?
  132. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  133. please explain this chemisty joke. thanks?
  134. Last camel wins. I know this has been asked many times but here it goes. ?
  135. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.?
  136. What is the funniest way to re-use a wedding ring in the Kitchen?
  137. toothbrush question???
  138. What happened to the missing dollar?
  139. A Riddle In My Class?
  140. Would you rather, read the bottom for the questions.?
  141. jokes for a white guy with braces, orange hair, and freckles?
  142. Do you think it's possible to laugh TOO much?
  143. Eye Test! hope u get it! its kinda tricky lol?
  144. A kind of funny joke about obama not making fun of him???? rate it 1-10?
  145. can u solve this puzzle?
  146. i'm silver & exact.I've no preconceptions|whatever I see I swallow
  147. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
  148. Hilarious Joke!!! ?
  149. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
  150. Any one know any good Yo Mama Jokes? ?
  151. If i were to shoot a mime, do i need to use a silencer?
  152. another fun scenario yay!!!!!!! 10 points :)?
  153. Will anyone give me some good jokes to tell at school tomorrow?Please!?
  154. the best chuck norris joke of a time?
  155. What is the funniest joke you know?
  156. Silly paradox to wake you up?
  157. Can anybody answer the tricky question asked in an interview?
  158. Rate my joke???????????????????????
  159. !!!!!!!!!!!!!sorry To Scare You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  160. Does anyone know any jokes that will hurt hairy peoples feelings?
  161. Mario, Klowns, Clowns, Mushrooms and rubber faces...?
  162. Easy 10 points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!?
  163. I'm a thing, teachers hate me, cow likes me, monkey eats me, I'm a 9...
  164. I need some more ballet/ ballerina jokes!!!?
  165. Optimist or pessimist or other?
  166. riddle for ya'... ...?
  167. hardest riddle in the world ... help?
  168. What can kill Chuck Norris?
  169. What place are you in a race after you pass the guy in second place? ?
  170. What the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets?
  171. revenge on my neighbors ?for real!!!?
  172. Funny Blonde joke? It's a must-read!?
  173. More Jokes For You YAY... Star If you think its funny?
  174. Does he like me 10 points to first answer?
  175. Two Girls on a Night Out?
  176. adult humour text jokes?
  177. Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  178. does lickbyneck.com have a way to figure out right hand?
  179. What are some good pranks to play on co-workers?
  180. Talking Dog Joke..........?
  181. what's the answer to this brain teaser?
  182. tricky question,,just asking for fun guys..which is the first the egg or the chicken?
  183. Is my fifth riddle the best thus far?
  184. How do you spell typografical?
  185. check this out its awsome ?
  186. What's the best thing about twenty-two-year-olds ?
  187. To put a little shine on your day read this...?
  188. Riddle Me This And Earn Yourself 10 Points?
  189. what are they called when there is like this riddle picture and it shows school high
  190. When will I die? ?
  191. make me laugh! (easy 10)?
  192. If you had to guess, would you say I'm a nice person?
  193. Who has a funny version of "12 Days of Christmas?"?
  194. an even harder riddle.. help?
  195. Snow white and the seven dwarfs - silly question?
  196. So, whose got GOOD CAR PRANKS?!!?
  197. Rabbit Joke...................?
  198. question for you all....?
  199. Roses are red violets are???????????????????//?
  200. What is a really funny yo mama joke?
  201. 10 points if you know........??
  202. Riddle Me This For Ten PTS?
  203. Riddle! First one to solve it correctly get 10 points!?
  204. I really need a funny clean JOKE! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  205. Can you solve these riddles? 10 points for the first right answers!?
  206. jokes for a guy with braces,freckles, and has orange hair?
  207. Band Jokes, Anyone? (20 characters)?
  208. Does that carpenter dude with the bus that comes in and busts up homes, then...
  209. Easy 10 points for your opinion?
  210. quick riddles *cLiCk*?
  211. What is the next leter in the sequence? M, A, M, J, J, A , S, O?
  212. Dancing With the Stars slippery heels?
  213. Very funny jokes star if you like it..?
  214. funny things to say on stage?
  215. Out of the following, would you rather...?
  216. Does anybody know any good French jokes?
  217. funny or not funny?
  218. What prevented "good guards" from objecting or countermanding the orders from tough
  219. what's the funniest/ most embarrassing thing that has happend to you?
  220. why does his mom give me dirty looks?
  221. Is my joke funny ?????
  222. is this a good songg?
  223. W, D, R, L, H, B, P. What letter comes next?
  224. An Ode to the Golden Years (star if ya like!)?
  225. What Do U Call A one eyed Brown Snake?
  226. An old one from way back?
  227. What does Paris Hilton and a store that sells handkerchiefs have in common?
  228. Do you like this joke?
  229. Funny? Star if you like.?
  230. Just a few would you rather Q's?
  231. How can you spell "we",using only two letters, NOT W or E ? ?
  232. How can you spell "we",using only two letters, NOT W or E ? ?
  233. Need answer to this riddle.?
  234. favorite greeter at the door ?
  235. 10 points easy Equation?
  236. What is a good interpretation of "she fills up every corner like she's born in
  237. have you ever heard this riddle?
  238. Girls and boys a daft one for you..?
  239. What about those government workers?
  240. Is this next joke funny enough, or do I need to find better?
  241. Tough Riddles!!! Can you answer them?
  242. need your help. starting a new job and?
  243. Can i be your friend and can you put me on your contacts?
  244. ***News Flash!!***........?
  245. Are you having having fun with the riddles? Here is another.?
  246. riddle:In Music, What does Allegro mean?
  247. the sex therapist one?
  248. Its snowing...........?
  249. What are some good pranks you've done?
  250. Can you solve these riddles?