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  1. Is it possible to stick your dick in a toaster and expect toast to pop out?
  2. christmas jokes/trivia?
  3. Would you like to Play Mad Libs? Please fill in the following blanks..(see
  4. one for the girls!! boys you can answer to?
  5. At this moment, are you at work?
  6. Any Good Christian Jokes?
  7. I was walking past the graveyard and....?
  8. Couple of questions i always wanted to know?
  9. What are some funny movies quotes?
  10. What are some funny movies quotes?
  11. what's the funniest name that u've ever heard ?
  12. what is the answer to this riddle!?
  13. i am thinking of a number between 1 - 100 ?? can u guess it ?
  14. can you figure out this wuzzle?
  15. would you like a wild west joke ?
  16. What do you appreciate more the Rose or the Thorns?
  17. can you work out these riddles?
  18. Do you know the answer?
  19. What's the funniest joke ever?
  20. Hmmm.... poor life of a man?
  21. What do women have between their legs (not dirty! just a trick question!)?
  22. spill all two your funniest jokes:)?
  23. has any one every heard of tonsofun?
  24. Can you describe the outcome of this process?
  25. Can you describe the outcome of this process?
  26. Know any jokes that are short enough to send in one or two texts?
  27. Which came 1st? The Chicken or the egg? Just thinkin about it makes my hesd hurt?
  28. That's something never done before?
  29. whats the funniest engRish you have heard?
  30. How many licks does it take to get to a center of a toostie pop?
  31. Who is the hardest person you shop for?
  32. Oh my god! I was at Tescos today and....?
  33. Super Funny Nuns Joke ?
  34. Am I right here?>>>>?
  35. What's the soft thing that hardens when it touches women?
  36. would you like a scouser joke ?
  37. This is a HIALRIOUS IRS joke!?
  38. Ding dong do ?
  39. How do get the ping pong ball out!!!?
  40. best redneck song of all time ?
  41. what fat man was ever able to slide down a chimney?
  42. Here's a good joke...?
  43. Did Seven Pounds make you cry?
  44. Anyone for a joke? It not a rude one though!!!?
  45. Where would you rather stay in?
  46. Oh where, oh where????? [[Easy 10 points]]?
  47. is this the funniest thing EVER?
  48. Am I a funny guy hahahaha?
  49. have you heard about Paddy's and Murphy's Pigs ?
  50. anybody have a good blond joke?
  51. sharpest candy cane! (: easy 10 points?
  52. Why did the duck cross the road?
  53. Help! Help! Help! I need help with a riddle of American History!?
  54. what would you do if you do if you got locked in the mall??
  55. Ok I have a joke that someone forwarded to me and I dont get it and...
  56. wish at a 11:11??????
  57. Young professional, recently laid off, what direction to take?
  58. does anyone know q72 on the impossible quiz ?
  59. whoever can make me laugh will get best answer?
  60. very funny joke right here?
  61. some dog jokes XXXfunny or notXXXstar if funnyXXX?
  62. Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
  63. Can You Guys Help? (Comedian's Needed!)?
  64. A magic trick using math... wanna try?
  65. Brighter side of a book-worm?
  66. A little christmas joke: christmas tree mystery explained!!!?
  67. So I heard this stupid christmas joke.?
  68. can you rate an oldie dont star if you like..A man walks out of a bar,?
  69. Another Cracker riddle.?
  70. What Was a PRICELESS moment for you?
  71. So,the irishman walks into the boozer with a frog on his head.Naturally...
  72. A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is...
  73. Fuck ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ?
  74. Hi I ask your help yesterday for some clues to a riddle here are the clues, two
  75. My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. ?
  76. credit crunch- the married version-?
  77. Full Jar? Star if you like it?
  78. Go on have a make me laugh!!!?
  79. What would be your dream christmas pressie and why? i will choosing the best!!!?
  80. When calling for the elevator, why do people press the button once, twice
  81. Can i use a POD X3 live with a marshall half stack?
  82. any ideas on the answer to this?
  83. Do people still have common sense?
  84. Chuck Norris facts does anyone know some? :D?
  85. My 26th joke. Any good?
  86. 'Joke' ....What do you buy the girl who has everything?
  87. if god invite u to his birthday,what would u give him?
  88. My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. ?
  89. --- Joke !!!! But Truth. Must Read.......?
  90. A Sarcastic Teacher......?
  91. Can you count to ten?
  92. haha listen to this (:?
  93. Christmas Cracker riddle/?
  94. What was Blondie's first UK number one single?
  95. First person to answer right gets best answer! =)?
  96. One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his
  97. My 28th joke. Any good?
  98. Survey: Are a dumb blonde?
  99. What's the first thing that comes to mind when.....?
  100. Do you know any love riddles?
  101. i posted this a week ago now better timing,..Three men died on Christmas Eve?
  102. Whats The Best Yo Muma Joke You Have Heard..?
  103. This is a joke :D XDDDDD sorry?
  104. My day at work today!!!!?
  105. this one is just for my own sick pleasure...?
  106. Brain Teasers - Number 2?
  107. Two part question. Can you tell me if this actually exists in the real world?
  108. Any AWESOME one or two liner jokes? ?
  109. jesus walks in to a bar....?
  110. what random (real life) things have made you laugh?
  111. easy 10 points ?
  112. Is this a monkey story do the math.Once upon a time in a village, a man...
  113. Would you like a little Christmas humour?
  114. Is this a funny joke? Rate from 1-10. 1 being not funny at all, and 10 being the...
  115. would you like to drive a limo....The limousine was taking a beautiful,
  116. good jokes- like totally LOL?
  117. how do i become scene??? (joke......duh) why do u people think i would ask such
  118. Help Me I Will Give You 10 Points!!!!?
  119. at the pearly gates for christmas?
  120. What are some funny jokes?
  121. My 25th joke. Any good?
  122. whats his personality?
  123. I Cant Seem To Figure This Riddle Out Can You Plaese Help Me?
  124. The riddle is: It survives to this day, it helped the T-Rex catch his prey.?
  125. hi, does anybody know where the song,once we had a donkey came from ? ?
  126. Really hard Christmas riddle :)?
  127. how do you figure out this math problem? It doesn't make sense to me!?
  128. My 27th joke. Any good?
  129. imagine,when u come home late,taking ur shoes off&creeping!on the floor&u...
  130. Where can I find photos of Tina McAntoine?
  131. does this make you lol?
  132. i went to a club with my friend and the moment i got there. its like i got all his
  133. Any GOOD clean he said she said jokes that you know?
  134. What goes up and never comes down?
  135. What are the top signs that you might be a homo?
  136. banjo string it nearly snapped?
  137. What falls but never breaks?
  138. whats a good prank to do to a so called "friend"?
  139. who is this lady in this clip sitting near mark in car?
  140. I need a good laugh....?
  141. Silly jokes like this one--?
  142. Another riddle i found :D?
  143. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  144. did you know? (chuck norris joke)-not another one.?
  145. Brain Teasers - Number 1?
  146. help me find old flash funny vid. A arab genie gives u xray glasses. he kills u...
  147. All these politicians are sending personal photos for Christmas. So my...
  148. Very Hard Brain Teaser!!!?
  149. how do i download the two girls in one cup?
  150. Does anyone think this is funny?
  151. Might want to read more before you answer.?
  152. Can U Solve This Riddle?
  153. Two liners (three liners) for those who like my first one!!?
  154. I need your help to try to guess something.........?
  155. What are some scary stories?
  156. help me prank my brother.....?
  157. Your mamma...
  158. okay so they asked me to play ?
  159. Just wondering if anyone has any good jokes..?
  160. Funny answering machine message?
  161. isn't this funny? Even though, i get most of my clothes from here?
  162. This site is so funny!!!!!! check it out...?
  163. if you saw someone locked outside their house?
  164. Joke, well it made me smile ?
  165. If you could have any superpower what would it be?
  166. Did you slap a cashier?
  167. Does anyone know any funny SMART blonde jokes?
  168. Has any one heard of logonfixit.com?
  169. Guess...............?
  170. Best Riddle Ever See If You Can Get It?
  171. make me a laugh by telling a one liner!! or a "zing"?
  172. Prank calling a guy??
  173. Easy Ten Points!!!! I just need a really funny answer!?
  174. there is a guy on the 22nd floor of a building. He was staring at a smudge on the...
  175. Nothing but the truth.. ?
  176. answer this riddle it is very hard hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah?
  177. easy ten points, give it a shot?
  178. answer this riddle, if you can,dare,or try.any one of those?
  179. Solve this riddle? - it's driving me crazy!?
  180. who came up with skelanimals?
  181. what is rick rolled? why do the call that and how did it stared?
  182. if you have never heard of underĜATH click here=]?
  183. How many Country & Western Singers does it take ....?
  184. riddle again retared ?
  185. Is it true that Baydan, the Iraqi shoemakers, have just launched a new model
  186. A joke for ya'll is it funny?
  187. Your Momma Jokes!! Got Any Good Ones?
  188. RIDDLE !! no one will get this?
  189. The Ting Tings Remix - where?
  190. Can you answer these riddles?
  191. What is the only food source that doesn't originate from a green plant?
  192. If the devil came up to earth?
  193. Could I tell this joke in Sunday school and get away with it because we...
  194. If you looked in the mirror RIGHT NOW what would you see?
  195. Riddle.......riddle.......riddle?
  196. what is the best or funny joke you heard of?
  197. Best answer you've given to a woman ?
  198. Joke!!!????????????????????????????????
  199. how to annoy a fat teacher?
  200. hat do you think of my High school Grad Write-up? ?
  201. Learn chinese in 2 minutes?
  202. Can YOU stump my dad?
  203. what is the commonym?
  204. Riddle. Hard Riddle.?
  205. OK another riddle for u guys?
  206. 8 on the impossible quiz? its the SEARCH! one?
  207. School Pranks? What should i do and i want good answers not crummy plz?
  208. Clean can be funny. ?
  209. Aggravating fun riddle?
  210. Do you think this video is funny?
  211. HELP! My senior class?
  212. does anyone know any really funny jokes ?
  213. what is the name of the new pitbull song? something like one two three four, uno
  214. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson?
  215. saw
  216. Second hand pianos??????????????/?
  217. The best prank ever...?
  218. What is the average IQ of people who post on Yahoo Answers?
  219. can someone please tell me what this joke means?
  220. A little joke, welll kinda a thinking question ?
  221. did you hear about that circus fire?
  222. What came first the chicken or the chicken egg?
  223. What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
  224. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
  225. Have you heard........?
  226. Is this video funny? (confused cos some think so, whereas others don't)?
  227. I wonder could it be possible a man pregnant without any sex?
  228. Just out of curiosity, how many of you thought this clip from Family Guy was funny?
  229. Is this song i wrote funny?
  230. Quiz! hav fun! random! lol!?
  231. riddle to solve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  232. how many roads must and man walk down?
  233. is this cool or what (only works in 2008)?
  234. Joke math question...10 points to the right answer?
  235. Can you Decypher this?
  236. Have you heard of Wes Quave?
  237. OK Can anyone answer this?
  238. what goes up and down a hill but never moves?
  239. Don't you think that the 'continue, preview & submit' button should be on
  240. Hard Riddle Correct Answer First 10 Pnts!?
  241. chicn or egg.. what came first..?
  242. What do you think of this joke?
  243. i need some aguaculture jokes?
  244. really funny asian joke?
  245. Do you have intimacy?
  246. Where did the joke "That's what she said" originate?
  247. Try and answer this riddle...?
  248. Can You Solve This Impossible Riddle?
  249. A funny poem...what do u think about it?
  250. Hugh Moore e-mails a joke to 5 friends on Sunday morning. Each of these...