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  1. What is the funniest joke ever?
  2. What do you call..................?
  3. Would you read my Riddle?
  4. chuck Norris fun facts ?
  5. Whats black and white and red all over?
  6. good pranks to pull off?
  7. if your mother in law shows you her tits does that mean she wants to screw you?
  8. Make me laugh, type out a nice joke?
  9. Left 4 dead question?
  10. Clock watching ?
  11. Why did the chicken cross the road(politicians and other famous people's
  12. Answer to get a prize?
  13. Do you have any fantastic phrases for sharing, like "Who says nothing is impossible,
  14. Who Loves The Guy That Threw The Shoe At Bush!!?
  15. One day Little Johnny says to his father: I want to get married.?
  16. Are these types of sayings racist?
  17. Are these types of sayings racist?
  18. Little Johnny's house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. ?
  19. i need the funniest jokes u have ever heard!!!?
  20. Can someone help me solve these riddles?
  21. How do you make one disappear?
  22. have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground?
  23. So you have 1 hour left to live..........?
  24. I have a joke. Is it funny or not?
  25. ok this is a riddle that was given to me: give it air and it will live give...
  26. What time does the dentist open on boxing day?
  27. Can you tell me your best riddle ever?
  28. An old "riddle" you have may heard...or not!?
  29. is this funny ?
  30. Need excuse QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  31. will you be pulling a cracker to day ?
  32. link for roses for the dead?
  33. i need to scare my brother.... like a prank...?
  34. go on impossible quiz its hard im stuck on question 42?
  35. Two faced compliment?
  36. I don't understand the "tree" riddle?
  37. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  38. How does this joke go?
  39. 10 Ciaf What Can This Be?
  40. i need help with a riddle!!!! five ropes and one lighter?
  41. Would you ever give anyone your password?
  42. Help on another riddle thats driving me insane...?
  43. One boob bigger than the other?
  44. every freaking day and every freaking night?
  45. *******Best joke!!!!?
  46. Can anyone solve this?
  47. my 4th joke,do you like it,really?
  48. 33 horses are standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning...?
  49. Obvious Riddle! XD (I don't want it to be 20 characters long!)?
  50. A Impossible wish ????????????????
  51. My 38th joke. Any good?
  52. Can You find a funnier pranks call than this?
  53. My 37th joke. Any good?
  54. Stats don't lie ?
  55. Any Aussies up for a funny joke?
  56. solve this riddle...?
  57. my 2nd joke, do you like it?
  58. Can anyone get this riddle?
  59. answer this riddle for 10 points.?
  60. If you are smart enough, solve this riddle!?
  61. old Christmas song, where the guy is depressed and singing his story, with the...
  62. what time can you come get your pantie's that u left here last night?
  63. answer these riddles:?
  64. Wanna hear a really good joke!?
  65. lame christmas cracker jokes ?
  66. harry potter character pick up lines?
  67. how long will it take to get 85 slayer?
  68. I Need To Laugh! Can you help me?
  69. i really want to hear a funny joke?
  70. what is round and has no end, but has a wish that u can miss?
  71. A short funny xmas themed joke ?
  72. need help solving this riddle?
  73. can you turn this into a dirty conclusion?
  74. Must slim ?
  75. Solve me for 10 points!!!!!! =]?
  76. How do you find this joke?
  77. Are there any prank call services similar to Lesbianphonecall.com?
  78. When was the last time you discovered a spot?
  79. please tell me if this joke is funny?
  80. haha.random question[10 pts]?
  81. Is this funny? careful, dont hurt yourself, Merry Christmas, ouch lol?
  82. IS the ripstick hard?
  83. 10 points for first right answer, ?
  84. what are some really funny jokes?
  85. know any good pranks?
  86. Why did the chicken not cross the road?
  87. what are some funny random questions to ask a girl?
  88. What is the difference between a carpet and a good?
  89. Riddle where the answer is book?
  90. Are you ready for a great joke? then hang on, here it is, what do you think?
  91. What does this joke mean?
  92. Riddle mehheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe?
  93. Have you seen seven pounds?
  94. what is the funniest thing you hear a kid say?
  95. Type in a joke and i will give best answer to the best joke!?
  96. What are some good prank-calling phrases?
  97. Is This Prank Call Funny?
  98. I need help in three riddles, please!?
  99. Had a flat tire on the interstate?
  100. help with a riddle please?
  101. ***what came first...?!***?
  102. What christmas movie is this?? 10 points for first correct answer!?
  103. Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes?
  104. hard riddle plz help solve?
  105. Scary Chain Letters....?
  106. whats the ps2 commercial that goes bup ba ba ba and goes "they just keep multipling
  107. Help with this riddle please?
  108. I Would Do Anything............................???????????
  109. girls and boys,one for you both,merry xmas..?
  110. first person to say something gets best answer?
  111. for those good at riddles get easy 10 points?
  112. what happened to little caylee?
  113. Have you heard this one?
  114. Why is this so funny?
  115. How comes i'm only funny when i say stuff on the computer but not in reality?
  116. Can anyone figure this out o_O?
  117. A prank to break up a relationship?
  118. Help me with a riddle!?
  119. Do you think it's possible?
  120. Think carefully over breakfast?
  121. riddles, get it right and get 10 points?
  122. Christmas Joke!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
  123. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fas t...
  124. How many presents would you have on the 12th day of Christmas?
  125. Hard riddle i cant figure out!?
  126. My 33rd joke. Any good?
  127. can anyone tell me where to find the cowboy and the lesbian joke?
  128. how many fingers am i holding?
  129. Can you imagine how snowy and cold it would be?
  130. Help with riddle thing?!?
  131. Did you know that Santa isnt coming to Vancouver Island this year ?
  132. What 2 coins add up to 30 cents?
  133. headlines of the day on anorak?
  134. how about a little joke - might make your day as it made mine!?
  135. JOKE:-Merry Christmas everyone :)))?
  136. Ugh, i need help on another riddle?
  137. Is this the image of Xmas 2008?
  138. Some important points to ponder?
  139. How can I be a really funny teenager?
  140. Guess what guess what guess what!?
  141. Make a toast ?
  142. does anyone know any riddles/jokes/brainteasers?
  143. I need good jokes please!!!?
  144. I wanna know how to play rich man poor man. ?
  145. mac delivered 1/4 of his invitations after lunch. he delivered 1/2 of the...
  146. A masked robber bursts into a bank with a gun and threatens the staff?
  147. 20 ways to confuse Santa?
  148. *christmas riddle* :)?
  149. Bud redhead 1.3 link?
  150. another bar joke, here it is?
  151. do you need your fix of funny?
  152. That sucks ?
  153. Why did you eat all my cereal?
  154. If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as
  155. Funny joke if your feeling down?
  156. A little Christmas smile no joke?
  157. How funny is this little story-teller?
  158. Please tell me the full form of "stupid" in which the "T" stands for tight
  159. riddle time :) !! hehe answer the riddle?
  160. What's the best thing about George W. Bush ?
  161. Can a Professor prove God's non-existance?
  162. Mute Question , Awnser Please ?!?
  163. why can't i laugh?????????????????????????
  164. Joke about my new job!?
  165. Christmas jokes & riddles?
  166. Mother was shocked.....?
  167. Just what does this mean, "Images for Illustration Purposes Only?
  168. Where will you spend your eternity?
  169. Have any funny stories?
  170. whom do you think is the foolish man in this world.Fast reply with a star please?
  171. i want to play lots of pranks to annoy someone without getting caught, ideas?
  172. Is it true that Santa's sleigh is stuck and can't get unstuck?
  173. How do you make 7 into an even number?
  174. Can you make this correct?
  175. how about a christmas joke.........?
  176. How about a Santa joke ?
  177. Most awsome easy quiz in the world tell me what you get?
  178. How come there are only 25 letters in the alphabet on christmas day?
  179. Do you have to like some one to find them funny?
  180. Not a question. A funnt joke (Post yours if you have one too)?
  181. Model Employee...star if its cool?
  182. My Doberman and my Am. Bulldog always bark in the middle of the night?
  183. Answer this question and i will give you a little something...?
  184. A Plane Crashes One Half Of The Plane Falls In the Us And The Other Half In
  185. anyone know funny jokes?
  186. Where does the saying ...?
  187. brain teaser .......Why?
  188. How would you teach a blind, deaf, mute?
  189. what is wrong with this picture? and which boy stands out? ?
  190. Good or bad ??? star if you agrees?
  191. What a zoo .............?
  192. How many times have you stumbled?
  193. Does anybody know any better local bar than this.. Codfish?
  194. Two spoons, funny.........?
  195. I need help with this online riddle?
  196. Which is cheaper? a regular prostitute or a midget prostitute?
  197. Going For Most Answers Saying The Word Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  198. Joke! star if you like?
  199. how the fuck do you get yellow snow?
  200. Jokes about "noel"?? 10 points to best joke!?
  201. BLAH answer prettyplease?
  202. What Are SOME REALLY funny blonde jokes?
  203. whats the funniest joke u can think of?
  204. Where can I watch One Tree Hill?
  205. Wanna Take The Idiot Test?(Very Easy?
  206. i need some REAL good pranks, jokes, etc.?!?
  207. who does this joke and how does it end?
  208. can anyone answer this riddle?
  209. Does anybody know why Chastity in Emmerdale always drinks lager through a straw ?
  210. CRAZY! Finish the Riddle/Sentence?? Fun!! Crazy!!?
  211. what's the funniest joke you can think of?
  212. Anyone have some funny jokes they can share?
  213. Funny things to do...?
  214. Mum finds his fiance xxxx funny or true xxxx?
  215. Listen up..? Has anyone ever red Chinese Whispers ?
  216. what is a brain muffin?
  217. Help Me Ring the Bell ?
  218. whats the song on the car commercial where all the passengers just ride...
  219. 4 gay men on a bar stool joke.?
  220. What is greater than God?
  221. funny list of unanswered questions :)?
  222. How to convince mom to let me switch to AT&T and get umlimited texts?
  223. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  224. How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take In A Fight?
  225. so this guys goes into a bar.................?
  226. Little johnny's church?
  227. I need some good jokes?
  228. who can answer this riddle?
  229. My Clearly retarded friend doesnt get chuck norris jokes!!!?
  230. What is up with the whole points thing?
  231. Can you figure out this fourth movie riddles,....?
  232. Why did the girl fall over?
  233. Clever people...a little help with some puzzles?
  234. Can you figure out this first movie riddle,....?
  235. only answer this if youve red breaking dawn?
  236. URGENT jokes needed lol?
  237. what is two plus two?
  238. can you awnser this riddle?
  239. brain teaser .......find the letters?
  240. Can you figure out this third movie riddle,....?
  241. on top of blue berry hill.................?
  242. A sin is saved...................?
  243. Guess what TV show this is?
  244. How many preists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  245. What is a snowmans favorite lunch?
  246. ok this is a good one.?
  247. Sex For the Deaf people ..?
  248. Can you guys out there help me fry this boy name Zuri up plz.?
  249. tell me a Joke about a lasy boy who got a bike for Christmas?
  250. Can you figure out this second movie riddle,....?