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  1. Good birthday joke for a 14 year old?
  2. Riddle: i need help, dont get it?
  3. how can i get unsweaty hands? =.>?
  4. Can you help me with this riddle?
  5. he has seven quarters and nine dimes. if he reaches into wallet whats the...
  6. Can you answer the riddles?
  7. math question! fun puzzle?
  8. Is This Joke Funny or Not?
  9. I know what you did last summer......?
  10. What is the awesome pirate joke?
  11. whats the funniest....................?
  12. I have a question for you all....?
  13. A difficult Riddle..Help?
  14. need help ; twilight riddle #76?
  15. does anybody have any good flying jokes?
  16. Can you name this commercial?!?!?!?
  17. DEAD SERIOUS QUESTION... about a joke... im not even kidding i need to know this?
  18. nasty joke figure out the rest for ez 10 points?
  19. Got any funny jokes like sex jokes?
  20. Who ever can come up with the funniest poem on the spot gets 10 points!?
  21. adam and eve in the garden of eden. Eve says is this it?
  22. What's the best "your face" joke you've ever hear?
  23. Whats the name of the typical music we hum when there is a fast horse?
  24. I need the answer to this riddle?
  25. Will you finish this joke?
  26. What's your best sexual joke?
  27. What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?
  28. The Funniest Joke in Austria?!?
  29. Twilight Riddle #62 help?
  30. How to be a certified head turner???? just wanna know?
  31. why did the chicken cross the road?
  32. Whats with all the Twilight riddles?
  33. Why the hell do people think the egg came first?
  34. Riddle!! How do you make Chicken Napoleon?
  35. This is a fun Riddle.?
  36. Is Abby there!?!?!?!?!?!?
  37. Nokia N97 32GB Mobile Phone===$400
  38. You only get one question, what would you ask (riddle)?
  39. Help Please! Easy 10 Pts! Just Be Creative!?
  40. Do Undertaker Still See His Two Daughters?
  41. stealing mailman riddle ?
  42. Do you agree or disagree with this How to shower ?
  43. Does anyone know the answer to this?
  44. wave your hands in the air and wave em like you just don't care?
  45. white people guess what?
  46. Question of the century...?
  47. Any practical jokes or pranks to play for April Fool's Day?
  48. whats the song that talks about a guy who has a flat tire pulls over at a bar
  49. whats the song that talks about a guy who has a flat tire pulls over at a bar
  50. Can You Solve This Puzzle Question?
  51. Another good, but lame, joke?
  52. Can you help me solve this riddle?
  53. Easy Two Points! :-) ?
  54. funny jokes!! rate them 1-10!!?
  55. A few blonde jokes to lighten the mood.?
  56. whats a good answer to this?
  57. Dirty but funny! NOT FOR KIDS!?
  58. What happened to the first 6 UP's? ?
  59. The best way to make cash during a rescission ?
  60. what are some funny and appropriate rowing sayings for a shirt?
  61. how many fingers am i holding up ?
  62. give me yur crazy ideas?
  63. Do you get this "joke"?
  64. here are some riddles for you to figure out?
  65. Embarrassing moments!?
  66. Anyone have short funny jokes.?
  67. Joke : Qualifications to be President and Blonde?
  68. I found some plaster cine in my room earlier?
  69. Who can answer this riddle? ?
  70. What does this riddle mean?
  71. A few jokes to make you laugh..?
  72. What are some good pranks?
  73. can you say these two words together?
  74. Anyone got a funny story?
  75. What gets you everywhere? ?
  76. A 78year old women was...?
  77. "Living With The Wolf Man" Question ?
  78. Have you seen The Three Little Pigs?
  79. Answer mine and I'll answer yours...?
  80. Joke #3-- DO NOT step on the duck!?
  81. how smart are you really/?
  82. Does anyone know the answer to Captain Locks riddle? or does anyone know the riddle?
  83. guess this song 5 THE FINAL ONE!?
  84. watch paul blart: mall cop?
  85. a word jumble riddle?
  86. how can you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
  87. Funny blond joke, star if you think it is funny?
  88. did u hear about the laughing?
  89. what do you call this ?
  90. My Car's Gear Broke Over 8 Time's HELP!?
  91. Anyone know the answer to this riddle?
  92. Let's Have A Go! Is This Funny?
  93. Do you like my predictions?
  94. What are some ways to annoy/piss off the teacher?
  95. If i said i stole some body's wig, should i have to give it back?
  96. If i said i stole some body's wig, should i have to give it back?
  97. Do you think it is only the English that can tell jokes? It seems every one else...
  98. Could I tell this joke to my Catholic friends?
  99. what should i eat when cross country is coming up ?
  100. what should i eat when cross country is coming up ?
  101. a midget was pick pocketed.?
  102. What do you think of this dirty joke?
  103. good comebacks to fat jokes?
  104. What pops into your head when you hear?
  105. Is there a way to make all the liposuction fat into sausages to feed poor people?
  106. My hovercraft is full of eels...?
  107. Good jokes or riddles please anybody?
  108. Who is the best comedian?
  109. What do you remove its outside, Cook its inside, eat the inside, throw out the
  110. funny jokes or riddles.. 10pts!!! tomarrow i will give 10pts away!?
  111. Best Drunk Story!!!!!!!!!!!?
  112. Yo Mama so fat.........?
  113. hey i need some really good, funny, kinda hard, riddles?
  114. Can u put on a smile on my beautiful face?
  115. what silly words begin with the letter "e"?
  116. So this couple have a baby; when it's born, it's nothing but a head. No arms, legs
  117. My what big ears you have. (Joke) ?
  118. Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?
  119. Finish the story. Best story gets 10 points.?
  120. Can you solve this?
  121. Medical breakthrough...?
  122. 2 riddles that i need help with?
  123. Could it only happen in Wales?
  124. PARENTS....YOU GUYS ARE LIARS!!! 10pts?
  125. an amazingly hard riddle... 28 years and no one solved it?
  126. I need a funny note to put in a gag gift.... Ideas?
  127. If you met a bad tempered Yeti who was short sighted and had galloping
  128. Funny Riddle ?
  129. What's the funniest thing you've seen today?
  130. Why does MUNKYC6 think that she's clever with the answer she gave?
  131. What's Osama Ben Ladin's favorite food?
  132. joke to makes u laugh?
  133. Is it safe to tell these blond jokes to a blonde?
  134. Help me. The first to answer is the best answer and gets 10 points?
  135. Was this a real Italian Confession?
  136. what is the answer to this riddle?
  137. something about her milkshake?
  138. Why is it called dry humpping if you need a towel after?
  139. Why is it called dry humpping if you need a towel after?
  140. i havent farted in 3 weeks?
  141. can someone figure out the lines to the bell bond?
  142. joke: Blonde at a football game?
  143. A blind man saw it, a man with no hands picked it up, a man with no pants put it...
  144. math question, important, i need to know by thursday or they will kill me?
  145. What is the funniest, most random thing you can think of?
  146. is god the best?? nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  147. Do you know any GOOD jokes or funny quotes about climate change, global warming, etc?
  148. A noble woman bore 7 children, half of whom were sons. How can that be?
  149. Pretend i'm stuck in a seal fursuit and I really gotta pee bad! what do I do?
  150. hello i dont get this joke?
  151. pleasepleaseplease help me??? 10 points!!?
  152. Best Joke EVAR?!!! add a joke! #3?
  153. Is this a good way to deal with an overweight wife?
  154. do you know any good jokes?
  155. Guess where im from 10 points!!?
  156. Do you know the answer to this riddle?
  157. can you help me with this riddle?
  158. Funniest/corniest Pick Up Lines Ever ?
  159. Anyone know the answers to the NME christmas 2008 quiz? I've already got a few...?
  160. JOKE OF THE DAY very good i need 20 more letters?
  161. why it's been long said that the drummer always gets the best chicks?
  162. Does anyone have any really funny jokes?
  163. How much wood could a woodchuck really chuck?
  164. Which came first? the chicken or the egg?
  165. i have a really good riddle!!!?
  166. who's got some jokes?
  167. Can you answer correctly for 50 pts.? NBS?
  168. Try And Solve This Riddle! ?
  169. help me with this riddle?! ?
  170. what are the funniest dumb blonde jokes you've heard?
  171. Hey guys! Here is a trick question... first correct answer is best answer!?
  172. Has this line been used before?: it was wat i was and how i lived that...
  173. Who is Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre? I don't understand this joke?
  174. Is this a Irish Medical Dictionary?
  175. What do you think of this nursery rhyme?
  176. Does anybody think this joke is actually funny?
  177. "Back in the day there were high tops spagheti straps and one cent candies...
  178. Do you like this comeback or can you think of anything better?
  179. Who else think this is hilarious? ?
  180. Can you please explain this joke to me?
  181. My father is my brother, guess?
  182. Hilarious!! Penis On Google Maps!!?
  183. what is the answer to the three coin riddle?
  184. boredom, jokes please!!!?
  185. i cant understand a joke. HELP?
  186. answer these 6 questions first for best answer ez?
  187. What to do when telephone lines are cross?
  188. If three asymmetrical fair dice with two even and four odd sides are tossed,
  189. Oh no it's between my legs?
  190. Can you put your feet behind your head?
  191. Can anyone tell me the punchline to this joke?
  192. Good math fraction riddles?
  193. Can You Keep These New Year's Resolutions?
  194. What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
  195. Whoever can figure out this riddle... ?
  196. Do you think this joke is funny?
  197. I farted, but poop came out on accident?
  198. What's the difference between half-and-half and whole milk?
  199. Riddle! If it's cold out...?
  200. BAHAHA would you dare eat this.....?easy 2 points,yes/no?
  201. 10 points if you can get BOTH the answers right!?
  202. What are good fun gansta' nick names for me and my friends? Example - Home...
  203. laughing questions lol lol?
  204. good pranks to pull on a friend?
  205. What should I do, I fell into a ring of fire?
  206. What do you call a palomino horse that makes lots of noise when he eats Honey?
  207. lolllll this is funny lol?
  208. Tell me something funny?
  209. What is the absolutely most offensive joke you have ever heard?
  210. OK Tony R, One For You:?
  211. Practical Jokes????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????
  212. The quick witted a$$ ?
  213. How do i get tickets for The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year?
  214. A woodsman is taking a fox, chicken, and some corn to town. He has to
  215. i never got the answer for the ''there are three words in the english language''
  216. Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?
  217. Last week I attended an AA meeting?
  218. What is the best George W. Bush jokes?
  219. now now what a poem, stars are welcome?
  220. Today the government announced that it is going to change its national
  221. I went to the strip club and got thrown out!!!?
  222. What's the meaning of life?
  223. try to solve to riddle first to get it right 10 ponts?
  224. which bong world dancer is the one with the short black hair?
  225. whats the hair between your granma's boobs called?
  226. Here we go again.....what happened to Lexulous?
  227. men do it while standing, women do it while sitting, and cats do it on 3
  228. Would you like to take my little quiz?
  229. about the last Question i asked?
  230. Wife said she stepped on a duck in the kitchen, but...?
  231. i lit my penis on fire and its black and crispy now?
  232. What is Ol' Dirty Bastard's best album?
  233. Riddle, first correct gets best answer?
  234. What are some really good jokes?
  235. What Not To Name Your Dog [Funny Joke]?
  236. I'm afraid to sleep over my friends houses! What do I do?
  237. Guess my nationalities, win 10 points!?
  238. Viagra has just been released in powdered form -I put some in my tea...
  239. what did the car do to freshen his breath?
  240. If you answer, easy 10 Points?!?
  241. Why couldn't they reenact the nativity in Arkansas?
  242. A little riddle for you to ponder....?
  243. Wii present prank your thoughts?
  244. Who can answer the riddle? First correct gets 10 pts.?
  245. Star if you think this kid is hilarious?
  246. Why do Canadian say eh?
  247. Which woman is fat..............?
  248. Do U Want 10 Points?answer This?
  249. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  250. A riddle that's not that hard?