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  1. When about to take off on a commercial flight, did you ever have second thoughts?
  2. joke frm me ..............?
  3. An old joke a stand up comedian did about Reagan?
  4. When do you use a "that's what she said" joke?
  5. Riddle... How old do i look? First correct answer gets 10 points. (pic inside)?
  6. i am so bored, the person who comes up with funniest joke and makes me
  7. 3 Quick Jokes from Barnsley......?
  8. 3 funny things to take with you to a desert island?
  9. Should I Put My Drunk B/F In A Diaper?
  10. what is it...............?
  11. how can i put a photo of a friend over a video?
  12. How to quietly waste 2 hours at work?
  13. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?
  14. Can you prove this to be impossible?
  15. Twilight Riddle Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  16. Do you want to play a "Bawdy limerick" game?
  17. For Ten Points ......................................?
  18. MEN Vs Women(read it ... u like it)?
  19. Anyone know any good "thats what she said" jokes?
  20. RIDDLE - Bankruptcy - 10 Pts?
  21. Girls Next door QUESTIONNNNNN?
  22. Three women and Technology?
  23. how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  24. Can you solve this riddle?
  25. Mr Tickle has always wanted to marry the girl of his dreams....?
  26. Another fight......................?
  27. When did you last fly commercial?
  28. Paddy storms into the doctor's surgery and punches him hard on the nose......?
  29. Riddle Fever 2 Help.?
  30. Do you know any Chuck Norris jokes???
  31. some easy ?'s for easy 10 points!?
  32. 10 points to the person who can figure out the meaning of my screen name.
  33. Come to the dark side... We have cookies!?
  34. make a funny dialogue of a wedding using the details?
  35. What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
  36. Oldie but goodie - Successes of life?
  37. funny joke? hahahahahahaha?
  38. what is that thing you do when your happy and you tap your legs together to
  39. Didn't u love the new robot chicken on tonight?
  40. Blondes .................... ! Rate 1 to 10?
  41. Whos wants a drink of Rum?
  42. need to send a text making fun of the show "lost" any ideas/jokes?
  43. Want to hear a joke about the good old NHS?
  44. nursery rhyme...............?
  45. tricky riddle, 10 points to the first person to get it!!?
  46. Here's A Good One For You.?
  47. Know Any Funny Jokes?
  48. Can you answer this riddles?
  49. Pranks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  50. A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
  51. Joke. The best joke i've heard in years ?
  52. What do you call a whiny black person?
  53. need something to make me laugh or something?
  54. Is there a pink i pod touch coming out on Valentines day?
  55. if you answer my other question answer this one too.?
  56. 10 points i neeeeeedd HELP its easy?
  57. twilight riddle #33???,,,,,,,,,?
  58. some good books to read; soggy saddles by I P Riding. brown streaks across the?
  59. Saw 5?????????????????
  60. Can you guess this riddle? I made it up....?
  61. A good intruduction to grab my class attention?~?
  62. What's a good riddle for a clever person?
  63. What prank should I pull in public at night/?
  64. Solve This Riddle For 5 Points!!?
  65. what's the name of this song? "i asked "will you be my southern belle?"
  66. riddle me this riddle me that.?
  67. Cake Riddles! For all riddle "bakers"!?
  68. What would you see in a store owned by a black person?
  69. Obvious Riddles???? [20 Charac.]?
  70. jokeeeeeeeee..............?
  71. <.<.<.answer plz !!! >.>.>.?
  72. Why is it the year of the ox and not the dog?
  73. Tell me a joke... make me laugh...please?
  74. A huge prank to pull on my mom?*please help-fast*?
  75. Tell yahoo a funny story!?
  76. why is your weight not one-quarter as much when you climb to the top of a twice as
  77. Hmm... Another riddle...?
  78. what do they mean if they say, superior sings in the ruins of her ice water mansion?
  79. How many times can 5 be subtracted from 25 ?
  80. I wanna start a funny txt fwd. Any ideas?
  81. joke....................?
  82. VERY VERY HARD RIDDLE 10pts for funniest answer!!!?
  83. not right or wrong- want to take this quiz?
  84. In animal crossing i have heard alot about a fountain?
  85. Cowboy Riddle---------?
  86. Whats a great number to prank call?
  87. A bag contains 20 gum balls. if there are 8 red, 7 white & 5 green...?
  88. Hey can you guys give me some stars plz?
  89. RickRolling Class and Possible School For April Fool's?
  90. any funny jokes about older brothers?
  91. What turns you on???
  92. Whats a good joke to tell my friends?
  93. Would this be a good joke to tell my Aussie friends?
  94. Should You Be Kind To Elephants?
  95. Not a JOKE but still FUNNY! Do you like it? Give me A STAR if you do?
  96. ____________________ must die!!?
  97. Do u like this Blonde joke?
  98. Have you ever done this before?
  99. Do u like this Blonde joke?
  100. Easy 2 Points to answer!Do you have a computer?
  101. did you get the wrong idea?
  102. Hmm... Here's a riddle...?
  103. Hardest Riddle Ever??????????????????
  104. Tell me a joke. (20 Characters)?
  105. What do women do everyday that men do only once in their life?
  106. Okay now, it's riddle time!?
  107. what website do you go to for massies comeback?
  108. What Am I??? 10 Points!!?
  109. Fourth Riddle of the Day!!?
  110. A Good Relief For Stress?
  111. Repost notes and bulletins?
  112. What is the answer to Q94 on twilight riddle?
  113. Sunday Riddle - Karaoke Night?
  114. It's time for riddle number three!?
  115. if you had 3 wishes what would it be?
  116. Solve this riddle?!?!?!?
  117. isnt this a stupid old joke..I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,?
  118. What was the beginning song in Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed?
  119. What is the riddle book with Dr. Halgean?
  120. Can you answer this riddle? 10 points whoever gets it first!!?
  121. These are the Best jokes ever.. which is your favorite?
  122. all time low fans? meet and greets?
  123. One more redneck joke...?
  124. do u like this kidnapping joke?
  125. Last one of the night!?
  126. What are your favorite riddles?
  127. Dead rising's mega man buster?
  128. Randomly Funny Sentance CIO.?
  129. Does Anyone Know The Answer To This Riddle?
  130. ...Santa Joke!!!!! :)?
  131. A little humor to get you through the day.?
  132. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
  133. "we walk with the same feet"?!?!??!?
  134. Blondes or Brunettes?
  135. If you die on a Sunday?
  136. The 1st. person to answer all of these riddles correctly gets 10 points?
  137. whats youre favorite joke or riddle?
  138. Is this a great gift or what...?
  139. Dude me and my brother are arguing which one is funnier. Were doing a
  140. santa claus riddle : )?
  141. If there were 100 birds sitting on a tree and a hunter shot at one of the birds....?
  142. Can you solve these riddles?
  143. how old is this joke..After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital?
  144. Where can i find a blank batman/joker joke conversation template?
  145. another blonde joke..star if u like?
  146. Have you ever woken up in the night with a great idea, sleepily written it down,...
  147. finish this statement it is mostly for teens:it was saturday morning and my
  148. Do you like this Blonde joke?
  149. QWEB help!!!!! -----------------?
  150. =D What makes you laugh?
  151. Whats a question with no answer called?
  152. Why is santas sack so big?
  153. riddle:) can you answer it?
  154. What do you think about this joke about corruption?
  155. HAHA They just said the most Hilarious thing on T.V (Not purposely)?
  156. Riddle: The music stopped. The woman dies. Why?
  157. do you know the purple drank story?
  158. How do you get a one armed stoner out of a tree?
  159. Ok this really is the last one lol...?
  160. What's a good Prank to Pull?
  161. Twilight riddle question 74?
  162. Just some of my favourite jokes?
  163. jokes game are you reddy?
  164. Here's a riddle:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  165. Chinese joke? ???????????????
  166. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a
  167. What is the thinking behind the homely and sometimes ugly individuals...
  168. Whats the name of the comedian who has alot of jokes about food?
  169. Heimlich Maneuver...?
  170. Well you done done me and you bet i felt it?
  171. This is in my friends info on myspace. Do you think it's funny?
  172. tough riddle, try answering?
  173. Why did Jack and Jill GO UP A HILL? to fetch water...?
  174. Do you need to laugh?
  175. Who is this comedian?
  176. Can You Answer This ??
  177. Things you never knew..?
  178. need help with this riddle.?
  179. where can I listen to 'Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk' for free?
  180. What do you call a mental institution with seats and a stage?
  181. For the loser in all of us?
  182. plzzzzzzzzzz answere this riddle?
  183. Have you been enjoying six inches in the back yard this week?
  184. How do you try 2 pretend your sleeping but without having the need 2 move your...
  185. best wedgie story gets 10 points !! ( mine included)?
  186. i have a riddle whoever figures it out i will give 10 pts to?
  187. joke: What did the Irish man say to the Englishman in the morning?
  188. Have any challenging riddles for my deployed husband?
  189. I need a funny answering machine for my cell phone...?
  190. Scavaner hunt! yay. 10 points for the 1st answer.?
  191. what word is really funny?
  192. ????? Answer Pleaaassseee!!!?
  193. What's a good underwear dare?
  194. Help on logic puzzles please!?
  195. 10 Easy Points For The Right Answer.?
  196. How old am i...can anyone guess?
  197. Twilight riddle question 28?
  198. first person to answer the question gets best answer?
  199. Here is a really hard riddle see if you can solve?
  200. whats red and smells like blue paint?
  201. Easy 10 pts. riddle, its not that hard?
  202. Laughter/ humour...hahaha?
  203. Why did Chuck Norris went to Michael Jackson's house?
  204. What do you think of this joke?
  205. i woke up to go to school and i went into the bathroom to......?
  206. what's your most hysterical moment?
  207. If a stealth bomber crashes in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to...
  208. QuestionIt/Molly wants to ask you a question?
  209. Funny music quotes contest!!?
  210. I Don't Get This Joke!!!?
  211. Prank with boxes! help?
  212. i lost a bet to my gf?
  213. Theres a lot of obnoxious girls having a bday party at my house, what r some things
  214. im bored does anyone have a good joke or riddle?
  215. Whats the answer to this...?
  216. this is a riddle can you fing-er this out!?
  217. What is 1 + 1, the 50th correct answer will get 10 points?
  218. Can anyone answer this riddle? and tell me how you figured it out?!?
  219. Riddle - Man in Ravine?
  220. Anybody got a really good joke?
  221. Twilight Riddle Question #74?
  222. need help with this riddle.?
  223. Haha easy riddle <20 chars>?!?
  224. what is the funniest....?
  225. This is in my friends info on myspace, do you think it's funny?
  226. Men Vs. Women Funny Funny Funny.....is It?!?
  227. help me.. if you have done the whole jailbreak thing on your i touch then help??!!!!?
  228. fill in the blanks: I WAS _______, I DIDNT USE _______?
  229. Easy 10pts - Which Is The Best Combination of Names?
  230. Do you like this Blonde joke?
  231. I don't get the joke at all.What are the aristocrats from the really nasty joke.?
  232. What's the best prank over the phone to do?
  233. Hello tokyo and twisting nipples?
  234. What was the first joke ever made?
  235. Does anyone else agree with this anecdote?
  236. For the fellas..question about tits..run here! lol?
  237. You might be a redneck if?
  238. ok heres the thing.....?
  239. 10 points to the person who cheers me up?
  240. Fun talk show ideas *easy 10 points*?
  241. Tell me your funny jokes!?
  242. twilight riddle 14 need help now?
  243. How can you cut a round cake in 7 parts with only 3 STRAIGHT cuts ?
  244. Hey guys...Guess what?!? ??
  245. The forgetful one...?
  246. Did you hear about little Zachary?
  247. How would you split a cake into 6? What is the only fruit that cannot be turned...
  248. The Boss walks in, You are asleep at your desk, What could you say?
  249. Life door or Death door?
  250. --------[RiDdleS]--------?